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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3863116 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #880 on: July 20, 2016, 04:41:51 PM »
From yesterday morning:
https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/755387925919993857
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Looks like some placeholder text (good ideas from other speeches) didn't get replaced in the final draft.
not sure I understand. do we agree?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #881 on: July 20, 2016, 04:48:52 PM »
not sure I understand. do we agree?
yes. I am showing that he gave this explanation already yesterday morning.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #882 on: July 20, 2016, 05:31:08 PM »
yes. I am showing that he gave this explanation already yesterday morning.
It was the most Obvious and rely only explanation anyone. You could take as much issue with Trump as you want but makes no sense that they knowingly copied her speech. It does show that their operation is still pretty amateur. I forgot where I read that their communication staff is a few people as opposed to clintons hundreds

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #883 on: July 20, 2016, 06:36:11 PM »
It was the most Obvious and rely only explanation anyone. You could take as much issue with Trump as you want but makes no sense that they knowingly copied her speech. It does show that their operation is still pretty amateur. I forgot where I read that their communication staff is a few people as opposed to clintons hundreds
They better get their act together before they start playing in the real world! (If they win)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #884 on: July 20, 2016, 06:44:18 PM »
They better get their act together before they start playing in the real world! (If they win)
He said he will be getting the best people to advise him if he wins. Can it get any worse than what he has now?  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #885 on: July 20, 2016, 09:32:53 PM »
... "art of the deal" ghostwriter tony schwartz tells @MSNBC that @realdonaldtrump sent him a cease & desist. https://t.co/URg32elcGe

"Farkakte" lol

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #886 on: July 20, 2016, 09:33:42 PM »
For those confused, this is the person speaking at the Republican National Convention. https://t.co/3HjiNwO4Zp https://t.co/QcSG8W9UdU

The party is hijacked.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #887 on: July 20, 2016, 10:11:43 PM »
For those confused, this is the person speaking at the Republican National Convention. https://t.co/3HjiNwO4Zp https://t.co/QcSG8W9UdU

The party is hijacked.
I'm no trump fan but you need to relax

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #888 on: July 20, 2016, 10:12:07 PM »
Cruz didn't endorse and the crowd went wild booing him. Heidi Cruz escorted by security after it got tense.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #889 on: July 20, 2016, 10:38:56 PM »
Cruz didn't endorse and the crowd went wild booing him.
Another sore loser like Kasich. Get over it!
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #890 on: July 20, 2016, 10:49:38 PM »
Another sore loser like Kasich. Get over it!
How can you compare someone making a whole scene if not showing up to someone who didn't give a full fledged endorsement to someone who smeared his family with childish attacks?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #891 on: July 20, 2016, 11:09:28 PM »
Cruz just earned my vote. #2020 (if the gop still exists)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #892 on: July 20, 2016, 11:12:02 PM »
How can you compare someone making a whole scene if not showing up to someone who didn't give a full fledged endorsement to someone who smeared his family with childish attacks?
I did not compare them. I said they are both sore losers.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #893 on: July 20, 2016, 11:13:15 PM »
Pence is putting me to sleep. Sounds like a sermon.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #894 on: July 20, 2016, 11:13:28 PM »
Cruz just earned my vote. #2020 (if the gop still exists)
He earned your vote by being a liar and not keeping to his word?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #895 on: July 20, 2016, 11:16:41 PM »
He earned your vote by being a liar and not keeping to his word?
Come on, HE spoke at the convention. So he didn't mention by name. It is clear who he is supporting even if not full throated. I would have been shocked if he did. I was surprised he spoke at all.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #896 on: July 20, 2016, 11:19:25 PM »
He earned your vote by being a liar and not keeping to his word?
https://youtu.be/enGZ_wYd99U

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #897 on: July 20, 2016, 11:19:52 PM »
Come on, HE spoke at the convention. So he didn't mention by name. It is clear who he is supporting even if not full throated. I would have been shocked if he did. I was surprised he spoke at all.
Stop smoking that stuff.  :P
He was there for one reason and only one reason. His own political future.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #898 on: July 20, 2016, 11:22:14 PM »
Stop smoking that stuff. 
He was there for one reason and only one reason. His own political future.
Of course that is why every single speaker was there. Not a contradiction.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #899 on: July 20, 2016, 11:22:43 PM »
https://youtu.be/enGZ_wYd99U
That was after he said he would. Then he gets trounced by Trump and goes back on his word. A liar and a phony.
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