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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8800 on: December 06, 2016, 10:24:53 AM »
Quote from: aygart on December 06, 2016, 10:19:52 AM
It is an issue when they push a narrative based on things that could have happened.
Welcome to the real world.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8801 on: December 06, 2016, 10:31:23 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 06, 2016, 10:24:53 AM
Welcome to the real world.  :P
Therefore the only thing to do is point it out. To anyone who doesn't like that
Quote from: JTZ on December 06, 2016, 10:24:53 AM
Welcome to the real world.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8802 on: December 06, 2016, 10:32:26 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8803 on: December 06, 2016, 10:40:42 AM »
Carson Is New Sign Trump Plans to Govern From the Right
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WASHINGTON — President-elect Donald J. Trump is moving to repudiate vast parts of President Obama’s domestic agenda as he fills his cabinet with conservatives who have long records opposing the current administration on social programs, wages, public lands, veterans and the environment.

I guess all those who were questioning that maybe he was going to appoint liberals are very relieved.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8804 on: December 06, 2016, 11:05:27 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 06, 2016, 09:56:02 AM
I am sure nothing like this ever happens on the subway.  ::)
Happend to me on the LIRR. A bunch of freinds and I were threatened and forced to move to another car
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8805 on: December 06, 2016, 04:24:24 PM »


So popular in all the wrong places.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8806 on: December 06, 2016, 05:08:04 PM »
Quote from: aygart on December 06, 2016, 04:24:24 PM


So popular in all the wrong places.
that is an awesome stat!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8807 on: December 06, 2016, 08:05:16 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8808 on: December 06, 2016, 08:13:33 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8809 on: December 06, 2016, 08:28:05 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 06, 2016, 08:13:33 PM
How about bases loaded until we find out the details. Like Carrier sounds bites are not reality.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/12/06/he-got-up-there-and-lied-his-a-off-carrier-union-leader-on-trumps-big-deal/?utm_term=.a8980e495eb3
What a horrible headline, befitting of the ny post. Wouldn't expect that from the washpost.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8810 on: December 06, 2016, 08:30:45 PM »
Quote from: Sport on December 06, 2016, 08:28:05 PM
What a horrible headline, befitting of the ny post. Wouldn't expect that from the washpost.
It wasn't accurate?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8811 on: December 06, 2016, 08:37:40 PM »


Quote from: Sport on December 06, 2016, 08:28:05 PM
What a horrible headline, befitting of the ny daily news. Wouldn't expect that from the washpost.
FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8812 on: December 06, 2016, 08:42:50 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 06, 2016, 08:13:33 PM
How about bases loaded until we find out the details. Like Carrier sounds bites are not reality.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/12/06/he-got-up-there-and-lied-his-a-off-carrier-union-leader-on-trumps-big-deal/?utm_term=.a8980e495eb3

Quote from: JTZ on December 06, 2016, 08:30:45 PM
It wasn't accurate?
No unless you just mean that it is really what the union boss said. You need to take the union guy's word with as much salt as Trump's. Even he concedes that the deal saved 800 jobs. Leave it to WaPo to leave that for the last sentence. As far as politician lies go this doesn't even register.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8813 on: December 06, 2016, 08:44:26 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8814 on: December 06, 2016, 08:45:05 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 06, 2016, 08:30:45 PM
It wasn't accurate?
There were no lies in there if that's what your asking. National enquirer articles  are also technically "accurate"However the impression that the headline gives does not match  the content of the story. Which is what I'd expect from the NY post or some other tabloid.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8815 on: December 06, 2016, 08:52:25 PM »
Quote from: Sport on December 06, 2016, 08:45:05 PM
There were no lies in there if that's what your asking. National enquirer articles  are also technically "accurate"However the impression that the headline gives does not match  the content of the story. Which is what I'd expect from the NY post or some other tabloid.
You know who owns WP, right ?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8816 on: December 06, 2016, 08:53:14 PM »
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You know who owns WP, right ?
Bezos.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8819 on: December 06, 2016, 09:02:56 PM »
Quote from: aygart on December 06, 2016, 08:44:26 PM
Don't expect it to be as good as trump claims nor as bad as the MSM makes it sound.

So a HR?
That's fine with me.

I don't remember Obama hitting HR's.
Maybe just one, warming relations with Cuba was a HR maybe even a few men on base.
But he ruined that with his love for Castro.
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