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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3854066 times)

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8941 on: December 11, 2016, 07:53:06 AM »
Kennedy wins.

Final Senate tally: R 52 — D 48.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8943 on: December 12, 2016, 08:49:46 AM »
Now he attacks the CIA.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-team-dismisses-report-russians-hacking-was-help-trump-win-n694271

Any details on how the russian government influenced the election? Its a great headline but no substance unless there is something sinister. If the Russian government hacked into fox news site and created troll profiles to promote trump, I'm not going to get too worked up.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8944 on: December 12, 2016, 09:05:21 AM »
Any details on how the russian government influenced the election? Its a great headline but no substance unless there is something sinister. If the Russian government hacked into fox news site and created troll profiles to promote trump, I'm not going to get too worked up.
Everyone should be outraged if Russia tried to influence our election in anyway. Instead the Trump supporters are acting just like Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8945 on: December 12, 2016, 09:07:25 AM »
Everyone should be outraged if Russia tried to influence our election in anyway. Instead the Trump supporters are acting just like Trump.
I'm less alarmed with a foreign government trying to influence our election than if our own try to influence it.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8946 on: December 12, 2016, 09:09:44 AM »
I'm less alarmed with a foreign government trying to influence our election than if our own try to influence it.
I guess your talking about Comey helping Trump?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8947 on: December 12, 2016, 09:12:21 AM »
I guess your talking about Comey helping Trump?
Yup. That Boomerang Effect also.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8948 on: December 12, 2016, 09:12:56 AM »
Everyone should be outraged if Russia tried to influence our election in anyway. Instead the Trump supporters are acting just like Trump.

The liberals have been throwing baseless accusations about Russia helping Trump instead of facing reality that they lost despite all the fixing that the dirty dems had done. It's called deflection. It's called being sore losers.

Love it how the same people where there is 100% clear evidence that they illegally colluded to keep Bernie out of the election are crying that Russia helped Trump despite 0 evidence.

And don't tell me what that the people in the swamp are claiming about Russia. Time to drain that swamp.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8949 on: December 12, 2016, 09:13:46 AM »
I guess your talking about Comey helping Trump?

He did nothing for Trump.
If he really did his job Hillary would be in prison way before the election.
Also, last I checked Comey didn't make Hillary crooked, she's a crooked filthy liar before and after Comey. Did you also accuse ABC for helping Hillary by releasing the "grab her" tapes, or did you think Trump was wrong for being a dirty pervert?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8950 on: December 12, 2016, 09:34:51 AM »
JTZ needs to stop watching the MSM and should get his news from reliable sources like Drudge.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8951 on: December 12, 2016, 09:38:27 AM »
Now he attacks the CIA.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-team-dismisses-report-russians-hacking-was-help-trump-win-n694271
Why Do you expect anything else?
Happens to be, imo, this is the worst tweet yet. He can't lambast an agency that has agents who risk their lives to keep him and all of us safe on a daily basis.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8952 on: December 12, 2016, 10:04:49 AM »
JTZ needs to stop watching the MSM and should get his news from reliable sources like Drudge.
I was going to switch to FIX news but everyone here is already getting their news from there.
« Last Edit: December 12, 2016, 10:08:18 AM by JTZ »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8953 on: December 12, 2016, 10:08:01 AM »
And don't tell me what that the people in the swamp are claiming about Russia. Time to drain that swamp.
Drain the swamp? What in the world are you smoking?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8954 on: December 12, 2016, 10:18:47 AM »
The better arguement for him to have made would have been that the whole thing is coming from unnamed sources and who says the whole report is false. The RNC is vehemently denying that they were hacked at all and they claim the FBI backed them up with that. They claim that they had called in the FBI to help with cybersecurity. This calls the whole report into question. The entire premise makes no sense anyhow. Why would they have hacked the RNC in the first place if they weren't going to release them anyhow?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8955 on: December 12, 2016, 10:19:07 AM »
I was going to switch to FIX news but everyone here is already getting their news from there.
Maybe try breitbart?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8956 on: December 12, 2016, 10:31:35 AM »
Drain the swamp? What in the world are you smoking?

The same swamp that claims that it needs to monitor everything we do at every second of our lives, all in the name of supposedly preventing terrorism. The same swamp that for years consistently denied doing any of that.

NSA/FBI/DOJ/CIA/IRS have all become political mouthpieces so I would be shocked if they weren't impartial.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8957 on: December 12, 2016, 10:41:08 AM »
The same swamp that claims that it needs to monitor everything we do at every second of our lives, all in the name of supposedly preventing terrorism. The same swamp that for years consistently denied doing any of that.

NSA/FBI/DOJ/CIA/IRS have all become political mouthpieces so I would be shocked if they were impartial.
I don't necessarily disagree with the fact that those agencies struggle with impartiality. But I'd be shocked if anyone named the intelligence community as 'the swamp' that everyone was calling for draining during the campaign. I believe JTZ is referring to the fact that Trump's cabinet picks thus far have been the antithesis of draining the swamp.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8958 on: December 12, 2016, 10:51:49 AM »
I don't necessarily disagree with the fact that those agencies struggle with impartiality. But I'd be shocked if anyone named the intelligence community as 'the swamp' that everyone was calling for draining during the campaign. I believe JTZ is referring to the fact that Trump's cabinet picks thus far have been the antithesis of draining the swamp.
I love the MSM bombardment of him picking billionaires. Whom should he pick to run these tremongous departments? Baristas, truck drivers? Fact is anyone who demonstrated they can lead and manage on such a scale is probably a billionaire or a general.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #8959 on: December 12, 2016, 10:54:09 AM »
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