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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850165 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9000 on: December 12, 2016, 05:03:39 PM »
"Pointed and direct question about his treatment of women." hmm, not much else to the question, is there? Just a matter of wording.
What is your source that he knew it had to do with his treatment of women?

That was from Fox, not CNN.
Exactly why I asked what it has to do with CNN
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9001 on: December 12, 2016, 05:06:15 PM »



Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9002 on: December 12, 2016, 05:44:13 PM »
What is your source that he knew it had to do with his treatment of women?
I stand corrected
Exactly why I asked what it has to do with CNN

Yeah, I was being more than clumsy.  I was just pointing out that the Brazille question wasn't the only such controversy.

I am definitely not arguing that CNN was/is centrist by any means. I think they made a mess of themselves trying to be, such as by hiring Lowendowsky.

The Brazille thing is also worse than Trump finding out about a question from Fox

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9003 on: December 12, 2016, 06:59:57 PM »
Everyone should be outraged if Russia tried to influence our election in anyway. Instead the Trump supporters are acting just like Trump.

Why should everyone be outraged? I assume Russia would act in its own self-interests the same way every country would including the US. The US did a lot to influence the elections in the middle east during arab spring, is that outrageous too? The outrageous part would be if Russia managed to influence the elections by directly affecting the vote tally, since they don't have a right to vote. But if they influence voters one way or another, its not outrageous - it is to be expected
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9004 on: December 12, 2016, 07:01:59 PM »
Why should everyone be outraged? I assume Russia would act in its own self-interests the same way every country would including the US. The US did a lot to influence the elections in the middle east during arab spring, is that outrageous too? The outrageous part would be if Russia managed to influence the elections by directly affecting the vote tally, since they don't have a right to vote. But if they influence voters one way or another, its not outrageous - it is to be expected
Even by hacking email accounts?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9005 on: December 12, 2016, 07:07:21 PM »
Even by hacking email accounts?

What does hacking email accounts have to do with the vote tally?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9006 on: December 12, 2016, 07:10:30 PM »
Also, can't pass up on Mcconnells quote that Russia is not our friend... in light of the mantra that the Saudis are our friends... maybe friend doesnt mean what we plebes think it does.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9007 on: December 12, 2016, 07:16:40 PM »
I've experienced the same among blacks.
But its kinda strange.
Because amongst them I find the biggest Jew lovers and Jew haters, I just don't get it.
The comments about blacks is strange. I don't see them as anti-Jew.
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He's black. Not that that matters, but is it weird that I can't imagine someone white doing all that?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9008 on: December 12, 2016, 07:20:05 PM »
What does hacking email accounts have to do with the vote tally?
It doesn't. It is what they allegedly did to influence the election. Do you have an issue with them hacking email accounts to influence an election?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9009 on: December 12, 2016, 07:20:28 PM »
Our mailman is awesome.
Always smiling and upbeat.
Always asking everyone how they're doing and always replies with a "Thank Gd".
Wishes everyone a hearty Shabbat Shalom on Saturdays.

He's black. Not that that matters, but is it weird that I can't imagine someone white doing all that?

I thought every out of towner is like that
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9010 on: December 12, 2016, 08:01:57 PM »
Our mailman is awesome.
Always smiling and upbeat.
Always asking everyone how they're doing and always replies with a "Thank Gd".
Wishes everyone a hearty Shabbat Shalom on Saturdays.

He's black. Not that that matters, but is it weird that I can't imagine someone white doing all that?
You must be harboring some serious racial bias.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9011 on: December 12, 2016, 08:12:58 PM »
Such as her getting information on debate questions?
...and CNN provided her that? That's like saying if a DDF member says something it is the same as Dan saying it.  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9012 on: December 12, 2016, 08:15:00 PM »
Or you're swallowing what CNN says.
Lets see CNN vs FIX. Who is more fair and balance?  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9013 on: December 12, 2016, 08:17:09 PM »
Oh so the 60+ m that voted for him are now all part of hate groups. And BLM isn't a hate group ok.
Never said 60+ mm are part of hate groups. What I have said if you are part of a hate group the odds are you support Trump. As far as BLM and blacks in general your views are well known in these parts.  ;)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9014 on: December 12, 2016, 08:19:57 PM »
Lets see CNN vs FIX. Who is more fair and balance?  :P
To balance a scale you need a weight and a counter weight, so they are equally responsible for the balance  :D
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9015 on: December 12, 2016, 08:21:54 PM »
He's black. Not that that matters, but is it weird that I can't imagine someone white doing all that?
You can't imagine a white person taking pride in their job and being nice to you?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9016 on: December 12, 2016, 08:23:10 PM »
You can't imagine a white person taking pride in their job and being nice to you?
Not what I said.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9017 on: December 12, 2016, 08:23:32 PM »
To balance a scale you need a weight and a counter weight, so they are equally responsible for the balance  :D
There is MSNBC that is the counter weight for FIX.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9018 on: December 12, 2016, 08:26:34 PM »
Not what I said.
Your description of him is someone IMHO who takes pride in his job and is generally a nice person. That is why I asked the question. Any clarification would be greatly appreciated.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9019 on: December 12, 2016, 08:28:16 PM »
Your description of him is someone IMHO who takes pride in his job and is generally a nice person. That is why I asked the question. Any clarification would be greatly appreciated.
Taking pride in a job and being a nice person is great.
But this mailman has somehow adopted the culture and phrases of the neighborhood he serves.
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