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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856375 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9040 on: December 13, 2016, 12:26:34 AM »
So I criticize HRC and not a peep for the Dumpsters but if I say anything about you know who I am spewing the liberal BS. I guess we know who has their head buried in the sand.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9041 on: December 13, 2016, 12:48:30 AM »
I come to this thread and specifically JTZs comments to know how the left wing media is spinning everything (I don't have a TV 😉)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9042 on: December 13, 2016, 12:52:21 AM »
I come to this thread and specifically JTZs comments to know how the left wing media is spinning everything (I don't have a TV 😉)
So how did they spin this one?  :P
To show I am fair and balanced. They are out of their mind!
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/clinton-campaign-wants-intel-briefings-electoral-college-members-n695006
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9043 on: December 13, 2016, 07:52:36 AM »
So, from that link we have a description of the alleged russian interference.

"A large trove of Podesta's emails were released by WikiLeaks late in the campaign, and intelligence officials believe the emails were provided to the organization by Russian hackers."

To which I say, if so, thank goodness for russian hackers. Never write something in an email tht you would not be comfortable seeing in the news. Whether hackers or more often by lawyers during a discovery, secrets come out. And when a shady character is running for prez, anyone who pulls back the curtain is a hero.

Plus, this whole conspiracy theory flies in the face of JTZ assertion that
...and CNN provided her that? That's like saying if a DDF member says something it is the same as Dan saying it.  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9044 on: December 13, 2016, 07:54:58 AM »
Of course, but how often does that happen these days?
Come to BP. We've got 2 mailmen who do all that + they join in everybody's simchas. Walk into a shul on shabbos & you'll find them drinking a l'chaim and eating herring & chulent.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9045 on: December 13, 2016, 08:03:31 AM »
Awesome
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9046 on: December 13, 2016, 08:24:19 AM »
@realDonaldTrump: I have chosen one of the truly great business leaders of the world, Rex Tillerson, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, to be Secretary of State.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9047 on: December 13, 2016, 08:24:26 AM »
Come to BP. We've got 2 mailmen who do all that + they join in everybody's simchas. Walk into a shul on shabbos & you'll find them drinking a l'chaim and eating herring & chulent. (White, probably Italian)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9048 on: December 13, 2016, 08:53:47 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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« Last Edit: December 13, 2016, 09:23:28 AM by aygart »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9051 on: December 13, 2016, 09:30:58 AM »
@realDonaldTrump: I have chosen one of the truly great business leaders of the world, Rex Tillerson, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, to be Secretary of State.
I guess the swamp is being restocked. Perry as secretary of Energy, now that is a good one. Name someone who wants to eliminate the department. Hopefully he won't have to remember three things to do.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9052 on: December 13, 2016, 09:43:19 AM »
Kanye West to be nominated as....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9053 on: December 13, 2016, 09:46:26 AM »
Kanye West to be nominated as....
...Secretary of Pimp?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9054 on: December 13, 2016, 09:46:30 AM »
I guess the swamp is being restocked. Perry as secretary of Energy, now that is a good one. Name someone who wants to eliminate the department. Hopefully he won't have to remember three things to do. 
That fits in perfectly with some of the other nominees. How is that restocking the swamp?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9055 on: December 13, 2016, 09:48:12 AM »
How is that restocking the swamp?
He is taking out the alligators and replacing them with crocodiles.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9056 on: December 13, 2016, 09:49:36 AM »
...Secretary of Pimp?
Ambassador to millennials.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9057 on: December 13, 2016, 10:19:27 AM »
He is taking out the alligators and replacing them with crocodiles.  :P

He's demonstrating that he really believes business leaders are better for this country right now than politicians.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9058 on: December 13, 2016, 10:21:59 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9059 on: December 13, 2016, 10:26:42 AM »

Had you not posted that image I could have gone on the rest of my life not having a clue what Kanye West looks like.
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