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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856883 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9160 on: December 15, 2016, 02:45:09 PM »
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Hillary was surprised Russia had time to interfere with elections. She thought giving them 20% of U.S. uranium would've kept them busy.
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Hillary insists the Russians are solely responsible for her lack of vision, poor judgement, countless failures, & gross incompetence.
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The Russians now shockingly assert that maybe, just maybe the culprit who most affected the election results might be Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9161 on: December 15, 2016, 03:48:33 PM »
Quote from: hachover on December 15, 2016, 01:48:39 PM
MSM
So this is what you meant?
...is the MSM village at fault for growing skeptical of his endless claims?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9162 on: December 15, 2016, 03:49:30 PM »
Quote from: cf on December 15, 2016, 02:45:09 PM
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Hillary was surprised Russia had time to interfere with elections. She thought giving them 20% of U.S. uranium would've kept them busy.
@weknowwhatsbest
Hillary insists the Russians are solely responsible for her lack of vision, poor judgement, countless failures, & gross incompetence.
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The Russians now shockingly assert that maybe, just maybe the culprit who most affected the election results might be Hillary.
Not sure anyone has told you this but the election is over and HRC lost.  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9163 on: December 15, 2016, 03:59:51 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9164 on: December 15, 2016, 04:48:59 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 15, 2016, 03:48:33 PM
So this is what you meant?
...is the MSM village at fault for growing skeptical of his endless claims?

No, I responded to the wrong question. Boy = MSM; village = consumers of the news
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9165 on: December 15, 2016, 04:52:00 PM »
Quote from: hachover on December 15, 2016, 04:48:59 PM
No, I responded to the wrong question. Boy = MSM; village = consumers of the news
:)
I am sure many would disagree with that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9166 on: December 15, 2016, 05:05:17 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9167 on: December 15, 2016, 06:20:38 PM »

Distateful question.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9168 on: December 15, 2016, 06:40:34 PM »
Quote from: username on December 15, 2016, 06:20:38 PM
Distateful question.
Don't agree but since you feel that way I deleted it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9169 on: December 15, 2016, 06:54:18 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 15, 2016, 06:40:34 PM
Don't agree but since you feel that way I deleted it.
Romney or Obama?
Bush or Kerry?
Dole or Clinton?

You live in Chicago. I'm sure you can find some equally horrible people who voted for Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9170 on: December 15, 2016, 07:36:56 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 15, 2016, 03:49:30 PM
Not sure anyone has told you this but the election is over and HRC lost.  ::)
Unfortunately it's still relevant.
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« Reply #9174 on: December 16, 2016, 12:09:26 AM »
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Don't agree but since you feel that way I deleted it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9175 on: December 16, 2016, 12:13:23 AM »
No one wants to talk about Friedman?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9176 on: December 16, 2016, 12:27:11 AM »
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No one wants to talk about Friedman?
Sure it is Friday in a few.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9177 on: December 16, 2016, 12:35:20 AM »
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Sure it is Friday in a few.
I'm assuming Friday has begun for most of DDF. EST
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9179 on: December 16, 2016, 12:43:27 AM »
I liked this headline best out of the ones reporting the latest appointment http://www.timesofisrael.com/liberal-jewish-orgs-rage-against-trumps-israel-ambassador-pick/

It's almost on par with the "Clinton won't speak tonight" CNN headline on election night in the feelings it brings about.
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