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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 5372929 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9400 on: December 22, 2016, 11:48:12 AM »
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/12/donald-trump-meeting-232902

Some of Trump’s longtime acquaintances have even had some fun with the spectacle, as reporters and gawkers camped out in the lobby of Trump Tower watch every move of the president-elect’s visitors.
Media widely reported Trump met with Barry Switzer, the former University of Oklahoma and Dallas Cowboys coach who has known Trump for decades. But Switzer said he was shopping with his wife and daughter on Fifth Avenue and decided to walk into the Trump Tower lobby after seeing the Naked Cowboy. He had no meeting scheduled.
"All the media people said, 'Coach what are you doing here,'" Switzer said in an interview. "I told them I was here to see the president like everyone else."
Switzer said he instead went upstairs in Trump Tower, bought a coffee at Starbucks and came back downstairs.
"I told the reporters I had a great visit, and that we were going to make the wishbone great again," he said. "I told them I was going to be Secretary of Offense and that Trump knew how to run the ball down the field."
"Then I went back to my hotel and laughed my ass off," he said, still laughing this week. "It went everywhere. Everyone believed it. I had all these calls, but I was just jerking people around."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9402 on: December 22, 2016, 01:39:34 PM »
Terrible.
I guess we agree.

It wasn't a Jewish family's fault that Ebeneezer Scrooge didn't appear at their child's Lancaster County school, but Fox and Breitbart News spread a story they were to blame.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9403 on: December 22, 2016, 04:50:57 PM »
I guess we agree.

It wasn't a Jewish family's fault that Ebeneezer Scrooge didn't appear at their child's Lancaster County school, but Fox and Breitbart News spread a story they were to blame.
This guy Sarnes has been certified paranoid for years. These places should not be publishing him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9404 on: December 22, 2016, 04:51:11 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9405 on: December 22, 2016, 04:54:17 PM »
I guess we agree.

It wasn't a Jewish family's fault that Ebeneezer Scrooge didn't appear at their child's Lancaster County school, but Fox and Breitbart News spread a story they were to blame.

the family requested that their son be excused from having a part in the play. The school agreed. That was it. This blame is above and beyond...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9407 on: December 22, 2016, 09:09:10 PM »
This blame is above and beyond...
Give FIX news a call.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9408 on: December 22, 2016, 09:11:32 PM »
It would have been terrible if it were true.
http://www.adl.org/press-center/press-releases/miscellaneous/adl-calls-reports-of-family-lancaster.html

Sarnes is still paranoid though
You mean it was a fake news report? I am shocked!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9409 on: December 23, 2016, 08:50:57 AM »
Why do you use BHO instead of BO?
For the same reason that I write DJT and HRC, nothing more nothing less.

Why do you read an entire paragraph and just have a comment on one letter? Might you be jumping to conclusions about me and my beliefs based on that letter?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9410 on: December 23, 2016, 09:24:32 AM »
Might you be jumping to conclusions about me and my beliefs based on that letter?
Yes but asking clears that up.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9411 on: December 23, 2016, 10:17:20 AM »
You mean it was a fake news report? I am shocked!
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/12/22/jewish_family_flees_county_following_fox_news_breitbart_stories.html

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Update, Dec. 22, 2016, 8:40 p.m.: The Anti-Defamation League has spoken with the parents in question and asserted that the original report in Lancaster Online overstated their fear. The parents told the ADL that they left on vacation and did not “flee.” I asked ADL regional director Nancy Baron-Baer whether she believed the Lancaster Online report was inaccurate. She told me that “the actual story content” in the report was not necessarily incorrect, but that “the issues related to the word ‘fled,’ ” which “conjures up a very scary scenario.”

Huh?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9412 on: December 23, 2016, 10:21:01 AM »
Huh?
If you understand Trump this should be a piece of cake.  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9413 on: December 23, 2016, 10:28:18 AM »
If you understand Trump this should be a piece of cake.  :P
My typical method of understanding what they are trying to say without worrying about the precision of the words doesn't work here. It is what they are trying to say which is the problem. They are trying to make it as if the story is really accurate and only the word fled was misused. The word fled WAS THE WHOLE STORY!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9414 on: December 23, 2016, 11:37:56 AM »
My typical method of understanding what they are trying to say without worrying about the precision of the words doesn't work here. It is what they are trying to say which is the problem. They are trying to make it as if the story is really accurate and only the word fled was misused. The word fled WAS THE WHOLE STORY!
Putting aside the fact that fled was certainly not the whole story, even from the Jewish family angle (the Lancaster report also said their child had been harassed by classmates - which wasn't refuted in the ADL statement), it's still a quasi fake news issue in regards to the original reports. The official line from the school all along was that the request to be excused (not a complaint) cause them to review the whole practice, and the taking up of instructional time was the reason for the cancellation. Yet it was reported as being primarily the fault of the former, and painted with the war on x-mas brush.

Bottom line, no one should think that 'their' side of the media is immune to having their agendas adversely affect their reporting (ie fake news).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9415 on: December 23, 2016, 11:50:34 AM »
Bottom line, no one should think that 'their' side of the media is immune to having their agendas adversely affect their reporting (ie fake news).

Fully agreed.

This guy Sarnes has been certified paranoid for years. These places should not be publishing him.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9416 on: December 23, 2016, 03:21:56 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9417 on: December 25, 2016, 12:04:43 PM »
https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2016/12/16/update-1094-bias-related-incidents-month-following-election

SO they are trying to tell us that the election of Trump caused bias crimes to rise in the white supremacist strongholds of California and New York with the most Trump related bias crimes being against women?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9418 on: December 26, 2016, 09:17:22 AM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9419 on: December 26, 2016, 09:26:35 AM »
His arrogance-in-chief speaks:
If you think that is arrogance just what a few more weeks.
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