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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832953 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9700 on: January 09, 2017, 10:57:22 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 10:47:06 PM
He has a pattern his whole life. You think he is going to change now?
Can he do good things, yes and he has. The thing is with his track record he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt.

Here's some of his life's pattern, let me know which parts you know of:

Trump hates people with illnesses: Donald Trump dispatched his plane to fly a sick Jewish boy for special care when he heard no airline would accommodate his medical equipment. You can also file this story under "Trump is an anti-semite".

Trump thinks all women are pigs: Donald Trump gave the job of constructing Trump Tower to Barbara Res, making her the 1st woman to build a skyscraper. In a February 2016 New York Daily News opinion piece, Res offered that Trump was not a pleasant person to work for, but that whatever his (apparent) outward failings might be, he was fair in his hiring of women when he thought they were best qualified for the job at hand.
 
Trump hates blacks: In 2013, Donald Trump sent $10,000 to hero bus driver Darnell Barton after seeing a news story about how he saved a woman from jumping off a bridge.

Tell me, was this the balanced coverage you were hearing about constantly during the election?

Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 10:47:54 PM
Where did I quote her?

Paraphrased but almost word for word
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9701 on: January 09, 2017, 10:58:20 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 10:36:37 PM
That is all we are talking about at this point is his character. So you take the position someone you feel is lewd and bad character would not mock a disable person. That makes a lot of sense.
There are different types of bad character.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9702 on: January 09, 2017, 10:59:18 PM »


Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 10:47:06 PM
He has a pattern his whole life. You think he is going to change now?
Can he do good things, yes and he has. The thing is with my track record he doesn't get the benefit of the doubt.

FTFY
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9703 on: January 09, 2017, 11:02:41 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 09, 2017, 10:57:22 PM
Tell me, was this the balanced coverage you were hearing about constantly during the election?
No I heard very little about it in the news but am aware of it. Now to be fair and balanced list his negatives.

Still waiting for where you claimed I quoted HRC with the pigs comment. If you are going to accuse me of something either back it up or retract it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9704 on: January 09, 2017, 11:08:46 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 11:02:41 PM
No I heard very little about it in the news but am aware of it. Now to be fair and balanced list his negatives.

Still waiting for where you claimed I quoted HRC with the pigs comment. If you are going to accuse me of something either back it up or retract it.

HRC: Trump called women pigs, slobs and dogs"
JTZ:
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Next you are going to tell me he would....call women pigs.  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9705 on: January 09, 2017, 11:15:19 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 09, 2017, 11:08:46 PM
HRC: Trump called women pigs, slobs and dogs"
JTZ:
So you assumed I quoted her. You know what happens when you assume?  ::)
You ever here of the show "The View".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9706 on: January 09, 2017, 11:15:27 PM »
We hear all about Trump's negatives all day long.
Some of the ones I believe the most are:

Trump lies or exaggerates a lot
Trump over-promises
Trump is a womanizer

Let me know what I missed
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9707 on: January 09, 2017, 11:16:53 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 11:15:19 PM
So you assumed I quoted her. You know what happens when you assume?  ::)
You ever here of the show "The View".

It wasn't until HRC mentioned it that it became a discussion. I never assumed anything.
I don't know if you meant to quote her or not but you were definitely repeating her talking points as I originally mentioned.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9708 on: January 09, 2017, 11:23:03 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 09, 2017, 11:16:53 PM
It wasn't until HRC mentioned it that it became a discussion. I never assumed anything.
I don't know if you meant to quote her or not but you were definitely repeating her talking points as I originally mentioned.
Again you are assuming. I wasn't repeating her talking points. I heard these comments way before the debates even started. Even then you ever hear of Megan Kelly? So you would be better off saying I was quoting her but you would still be wrong. Just admit you assumed wrong and let it drop.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9709 on: January 09, 2017, 11:27:29 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 11:23:03 PM
Again you are assuming. I wasn't repeating her talking points. I heard these comments way before the debates even started. Even then you ever hear of Megan Kelly? So you would be better off saying I was quoting her but you would still be wrong. Just admit you assumed wrong and let it drop.

Whatever. I don't care if you thought of it yourself.
Point is he never said all women are pigs, so unless you can back that up, it's all just talking points.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9710 on: January 09, 2017, 11:32:43 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 09, 2017, 11:27:29 PM
Whatever. I don't care if you thought of it yourself.
Point is he never said all women are pigs, so unless you can back that up, it's all just talking points.
Whatever? Is that like calling uncle?  :)

I never claimed he said all women are pigs. That's HRC not me. I said women which means more than one. I think you should take a break for the night.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9711 on: January 09, 2017, 11:43:49 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 11:32:43 PM
Whatever? Is that like calling uncle?  :)

I never claimed he said all women are pigs. That's HRC not me. I said women which means more than one. I think you should take a break for the night.

"Whatever" means I'm not interested in going in circles so let's get to the point instead of arguing over nothing.
You didn't literally say that he called all women pigs but you insinuated just as much.
You're intelligent enough to realize that. And when you say "he calls women pigs" you did not mean that he called specific women pigs, otherwise you would not use the word "women", if your point is that he calls his "foes" pigs.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9712 on: January 09, 2017, 11:49:24 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 09, 2017, 11:43:49 PM
You didn't literally say that he called all women pigs but you insinuated just as much.
Do me a favor. If I say something that is not clear just ask me to clarify and I will be more than happy to.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9713 on: January 10, 2017, 12:01:22 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on January 09, 2017, 11:49:24 PM
Do me a favor. If I say something that is not clear just ask me to clarify and I will be more than happy to.

You were more than 100% clear that you were writing tongue in cheek, and that Trump thinks women are pigs.
The rolling eyes emoji was the final seal.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9714 on: January 10, 2017, 12:08:37 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on January 10, 2017, 12:01:22 AM
You were more than 100% clear that you were writing tongue in cheek, and that Trump thinks women are pigs.
The rolling eyes emoji was the final seal.
I would show you the error in your thinking but I would just get another "whatever" instead of a retraction.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9715 on: January 10, 2017, 12:11:21 AM »
The last couple pages call for an update in wiki...  :-X
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9716 on: January 10, 2017, 12:14:44 AM »
Quote from: Work-for-ur-muny on January 10, 2017, 12:11:21 AM
The last couple pages call for an update in wiki...  :-X
LOL
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« Reply #9717 on: January 10, 2017, 06:41:03 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9719 on: January 10, 2017, 07:13:01 AM »
Quote from: zh cohen on January 10, 2017, 07:08:58 AM
Isn't it kind of early to be launching a 2020 campaign?
He started before this and he probably thinks he is the next BO.
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