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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2115465 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9820 on: January 11, 2017, 10:32:11 AM »
So the problem is they ignore what I write and instead see what they want to see. I could be wrong but that doesn't sound like a problem I have.  ;)
No, you play word games. Very frustrating.

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9822 on: January 11, 2017, 10:34:54 AM »
No, you play word games. Very frustrating.
I guess I am just different. No means no to me.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9823 on: January 11, 2017, 10:44:49 AM »
I guess being an Anti Semite sits fine with you?
I was talking about you and you knew that but like everything you do here or maybe in life in general you like spinning it.

Not cool. I've been following this thread despite my loss of interest in the subject matter under discussion, but this personal attack takes things to an all time low. How in the world can you say something like that?
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9824 on: January 11, 2017, 10:55:12 AM »
Mods we need a new thread called.

Its war!! Yuneeq vs JTZ.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9825 on: January 11, 2017, 10:56:58 AM »
Mods we need a new thread called.

Its war!! Yuneeq vs JTZ.
Na all is good. After all this isn't hockey.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9826 on: January 11, 2017, 11:05:17 AM »
How big is the bouquet that Trump is going to send to BuzzFeed for distracting from the (serious) allegations in the CNN report?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9827 on: January 11, 2017, 11:07:14 AM »
Not cool. I've been following this thread despite my loss of interest in the subject matter under discussion, but this personal attack takes things to an all time low. How in the world can you say something like that?
I guess you don't follow the other threads where JTZ posts in, I don't blame you because they usually don't stay on topic and there are many of them.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9828 on: January 11, 2017, 11:08:13 AM »
Not cool. I've been following this thread despite my loss of interest in the subject matter under discussion, but this personal attack takes things to an all time low. How in the world can you say something like that?
I guess you didn't see the post either where he calls me a racist and when I ask for proof, at least twice, he ignores me.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9829 on: January 11, 2017, 11:20:02 AM »
President elect news conference now!!!
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9830 on: January 11, 2017, 11:27:37 AM »
Two things I give president elect a real chance of changing. The VA and companies not moving out the greatest country in the world!!!
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9831 on: January 11, 2017, 11:30:46 AM »
WOW! He admits he now feels it is Russia that did the hacking. Can a leopard change his spots?  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9832 on: January 11, 2017, 11:34:49 AM »
Do you really believe HRC would be tougher on Putin then me, give me a break?

Good response to question.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9833 on: January 11, 2017, 11:36:35 AM »
WOW! He admits he now feels it is Russia that did the hacking. Can a leopard change his spots?  :)
Check ur profile pic.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9834 on: January 11, 2017, 11:38:04 AM »
Check ur profile pic.
We are talking about him not me.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9835 on: January 11, 2017, 11:39:43 AM »
David Shulkin to run VA. I was hoping for Romney.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9836 on: January 11, 2017, 11:39:54 AM »
He knows how to stop talking. Who got to this guy?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9837 on: January 11, 2017, 11:40:46 AM »
He knows how to stop talking. Who got to this guy?  :)
You becoming a Trumpster?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9838 on: January 11, 2017, 11:41:32 AM »
David Shulkin to run VA. I was hoping for Romney.
Romney would be a good pick but to many close to Trump just did not like him to put it lightly.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9839 on: January 11, 2017, 11:43:18 AM »
You becoming a Trumpster?
No just staying objective like always.  :P
I don't move the goalpost. Once he gets in office we can discuss policies instead of his indefensible character.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(