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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2115293 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9840 on: January 11, 2017, 11:44:18 AM »
Romney would be a good pick but to many close to Trump just did not like him to put it lightly.
I understand, but VA is not State and is not a policy position. All R's agree that Romney is a good turnaround executive which is what is needed by the VA and it is removed enough from policy to make it a good olive branch candidate.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9841 on: January 11, 2017, 11:45:30 AM »
No just staying objective like always.  :P
I don't move the goalpost. Once he gets in office we can discuss policies instead of his indefensible character.
I don't move the goalpost, I dismantle it. These goal posts are arbitrary and not meaningful.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9842 on: January 11, 2017, 11:48:14 AM »
I don't move the goalpost, I dismantle it. These goal posts are arbitrary and not meaningful.
That's your view but my view is my goalposts are in cement. On 1/20 the DOW will be quoted and used by me as it always have.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9843 on: January 11, 2017, 11:50:44 AM »
That's your view but my view is my goalposts are in cement.
Sounds like a gzeiras hakasuv

ETA: Gzeiras Hakasuv is a law because it is written in the torah without us having a good understanding of the reasoning behind it. (oversimplification)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9844 on: January 11, 2017, 11:54:57 AM »
I guess you don't follow the other threads where JTZ posts in, I don't blame you because they usually don't stay on topic and there are many of them.
I guess you didn't see the post either where he calls me a racist and when I ask for proof, at least twice, he ignores me.

You got me, I don't follow those. But I don't see that as an excuse, unless we're living in a kindergarten regime. Dude, just apologize.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9845 on: January 11, 2017, 12:00:13 PM »
He is going reduce health care premiums and deductibles. This is my kind of guy.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9846 on: January 11, 2017, 12:03:30 PM »
He is doubling down on the wall and Mexico will reimburse us. Good thing he doesn't play with words.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9847 on: January 11, 2017, 12:08:14 PM »
Wow. I just got vindicated. Just heard DJT say that SCOTUS nominations are a big part of why he got elected.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9848 on: January 11, 2017, 12:08:56 PM »
Wow. I just got vindicated. Just heard DJT say that SCOTUS nominations are a big part of why he got elected.
Hopefully we all will be proud of his pick.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9849 on: January 11, 2017, 12:09:49 PM »
This is amazing: "I'm not going to give you a question. You are fake news." I think this press conference will have people falling in love with him.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9850 on: January 11, 2017, 12:10:21 PM »
Man he shut that reporter down.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9851 on: January 11, 2017, 12:10:56 PM »
This is amazing: "I'm not going to give you a question. You are fake news." I think this press conference will have people falling in love with him.
Where was he from?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9852 on: January 11, 2017, 12:11:35 PM »
Man he shut that reporter down.
At this rate, he's taking the title away from Mark Levin!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9853 on: January 11, 2017, 12:12:08 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9854 on: January 11, 2017, 12:12:25 PM »
Where was he from?
What difference does it make at this point?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9855 on: January 11, 2017, 12:13:34 PM »
I think CNN
No he gave them questions.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9856 on: January 11, 2017, 12:13:48 PM »
Man he shut that reporter down.
He has them all twisted around his pinky!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9857 on: January 11, 2017, 12:14:03 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9858 on: January 11, 2017, 12:15:06 PM »
What difference does it make at this point?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
You can't just dismiss news organizations that disagree with you.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9859 on: January 11, 2017, 12:17:47 PM »
I give him a B maybe B+ for the press conference.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(