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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2115316 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9860 on: January 11, 2017, 12:18:57 PM »
I give him a B maybe B+ for the press conference.
What metrics are you using?

On the entertainment scale I think it's an A++
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9861 on: January 11, 2017, 12:18:58 PM »
You can't just dismiss news organizations that disagree with you.
He was being extremely rude. No reporter would do that to Obama.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9862 on: January 11, 2017, 12:19:04 PM »
I give him a B maybe B+ for the press conference.
so that will translate to an A+++ for the rest of us.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9863 on: January 11, 2017, 12:19:59 PM »
You can't just dismiss news organizations that disagree with you.
I don't think it is about disagreeing, it's about their attitude. Draw parallels to what Bibi is doing in Israel.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9864 on: January 11, 2017, 12:21:07 PM »
He was being extremely rude.
That is why I feel he was right to shut the reporter down.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9865 on: January 11, 2017, 12:21:40 PM »
I think he got rattled after the CNN reporter confrontation 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9866 on: January 11, 2017, 12:22:20 PM »
What metrics are you using?

Presidential material.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9867 on: January 11, 2017, 12:23:11 PM »
Draw parallels to what Bibi is doing in Israel.
Do you know what a "troublemaker" is?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9868 on: January 11, 2017, 12:27:51 PM »
I think CNN
I stand corrected it was CNN.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9869 on: January 11, 2017, 12:32:48 PM »
Presidential material.
I guess you didn't get the revised manual about what that means.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9870 on: January 11, 2017, 12:33:40 PM »
Watching CNN now, pretty good.  :)
Reporter was told if he does that again he will be thrown out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9871 on: January 11, 2017, 12:34:08 PM »
I stand corrected it was CNN.
The reporter is telling CNN that he was told by Sean Spicer that if he does it again he will be thrown out.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9872 on: January 11, 2017, 12:34:29 PM »
I guess you didn't get the revised manual about what that means.
Only going by the "goalpost" manual.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9873 on: January 11, 2017, 01:17:27 PM »
Tune into the AG hearings. Politics at its best/worst.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9874 on: January 11, 2017, 01:38:30 PM »
Tune into the AG hearings. Politics at its best/worst.
From what I am seeing there are those talking a vagaries against him and those who are saying specifics for him, but I have only gotten a small protion.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9875 on: January 11, 2017, 01:41:54 PM »
Tune into the AG hearings. Politics at its best/worst.

No difference. Could have just said politics. Which is why this is boring, as opposed to the DJT Press Conference which was interesting and entertaining (though I only caught the tail end).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9876 on: January 11, 2017, 01:54:14 PM »
No difference. Could have just said politics. Which is why this is boring, as opposed to the DJT Press Conference which was interesting and entertaining (though I only caught the tail end).
Tune in now as Smith is crushing it and you will love this witness.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9877 on: January 11, 2017, 01:54:50 PM »
From what I am seeing there are those talking a vagaries against him and those who are saying specifics for him, but I have only gotten a small protion.
Tune in now as Smith is crushing it and you will love this witness.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9878 on: January 11, 2017, 02:00:45 PM »
"R.I.P. CNN 7/1/1980-1/11/2017"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9879 on: January 11, 2017, 02:03:39 PM »
Tune in now as Smith is crushing it and you will love this witness.
Missed it. What happened?
Feelings don't care about your facts