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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2115360 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9880 on: January 11, 2017, 02:06:50 PM »
"R.I.P. CNN 7/1/1980-1/11/2017"
I t would be a travesty to our system if that happened. Before you start with the attacks again I would say the same thing about FIX news. Goalposts are stationary not movable.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9881 on: January 11, 2017, 03:12:00 PM »
I didn't catch the whole press conference, but Trump deserves an A++ for entertainment.
Wow that was fun to watch.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9882 on: January 11, 2017, 03:12:14 PM »
I t would be a travesty to our system if that happened. Before you start with the attacks again I would say the same thing about FIX news. Goalposts are stationary not movable.
Do you think Fox News is as biased to Trump as CNN is against him?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9883 on: January 11, 2017, 03:19:18 PM »
Do you think Fox News is as biased to Trump as CNN is against him?
That's a hard one as I watch more FOX than CNN. I usually put FOX/MSNBC at the ends and CNN in the center/left center.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9885 on: January 11, 2017, 03:22:27 PM »
Do you think Fox News is as biased to Trump as CNN is against him?

The other day I was forced to watch 25 minutes of a CNN special news report discussing the outrage of a college band playing at the Trump inauguration. My ears are still bleeding. I think that for Fox to match that amount of bias they'd have to run a 60 minute special of why heaven almost smells as good as Trumps armpits.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9886 on: January 11, 2017, 03:27:34 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9887 on: January 11, 2017, 03:28:19 PM »
I watch the Sunday morning news show on FOX with John Bolton. We all know how he hates the D's and loves Trump. The interviewer tried a hundred different ways to have him discredit the intelligence agencies over the Russian hacks. It was sad to watch how biased this interviewer was but Bolton would not budge and had nothing but praise for the agencies.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9888 on: January 11, 2017, 04:12:56 PM »
I watch the Sunday morning news show on FOX with John Bolton. We all know how he hates the D's and loves Trump. The interviewer tried a hundred different ways to have him discredit the intelligence agencies over the Russian hacks. It was sad to watch how biased this interviewer was but Bolton would not budge and had nothing but praise for the agencies.
Fox News Sunday? They are usually pretty fair.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9891 on: January 11, 2017, 05:07:46 PM »
So Obama likes assange too?
not anymore
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9893 on: January 11, 2017, 07:13:05 PM »
I don't get it. Who cares if there is a video. Would it change anyone's perception of his character one iota?
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9894 on: January 11, 2017, 07:55:11 PM »
I don't get it. Who cares if there is a video. Would it change anyone's perception of his character one iota?

Video of what?
Context?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9895 on: January 11, 2017, 08:02:58 PM »
Why not?  Is it not true that he was given an unusually harsh sentence?
Considering some wanted him shot, no.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9896 on: January 11, 2017, 08:07:05 PM »
Video of what?
Context?
You're joking, right?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9897 on: January 11, 2017, 08:11:35 PM »
Quote from: http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/11/opinions/trump-news-conference-stanley/index.html
What a stylistic contrast from Obama. On Tuesday night, Obama rounded off his presidency with a typically professorial speech that told us what we've all been getting wrong and what we need to do to make things better. A moral lecture, in other words. Trump, by contrast, just gets down to business. It's frequently disingenuous and often ugly -- but it's compelling.
So true
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9898 on: January 11, 2017, 08:18:26 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #9899 on: January 11, 2017, 08:24:51 PM »
Thought that was Bibi
I see what you mean.
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