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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1968452 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #80 on: June 19, 2015, 06:21:50 AM »
And it will make an EVEN STRONGER argument next time!
;D

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #81 on: June 19, 2015, 12:25:02 PM »
;D

I get that its funny and logical... but I know very well that u understand the difference. So i rest my case and will not try to prove it anymore

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #82 on: June 19, 2015, 01:26:13 PM »
I get that its funny and logical... but I know very well that u understand the difference. So i rest my case and will not try to prove it anymore
Please don't.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #83 on: June 19, 2015, 01:27:38 PM »
I get that its funny and logical... but I know very well that u understand the difference. So i rest my case and will not try to prove it anymore
I'm sorry, I don't get why an argument turning out to be wrong 4 years ago makes it correct now.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #84 on: June 19, 2015, 01:30:58 PM »
I'm sorry, I don't get why an argument turning out to be wrong 4 years ago makes it correct now.

But you get anything else s/he has said?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #85 on: June 19, 2015, 02:06:22 PM »
I'm sorry, I don't get why an argument turning out to be wrong 4 years ago makes it correct now.

The main argument is after a 2 term democratic party sits in office!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #86 on: June 19, 2015, 02:07:08 PM »
Didn't I hear that line of reasoning 4 years ago?
You said this not me

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #87 on: June 29, 2015, 05:16:47 PM »
NBC today stated that they are terminating their relationship with Trump because of his statements about illegal immigrants.

I still can't understand why his words were offensive. He said that most illegals coming into this country from Mexico are bringing drugs and crime across the border. Whether this statement is statistically true or not, this should have no bearing on the Hispanic community in the U.S. (No, it's not like saying "people that come from Israel...", because Israel has been established as a Jewish nation, whereas Latinos come from various countries and have no bearing on their race or religion).

But more importantly, since when do major corporations cancel multi-million dollar business contracts over perceived offensive statements by a CEO?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #88 on: June 29, 2015, 05:27:55 PM »
Trump second in some of the republican polls. Are there that many idiots in the R party?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #89 on: June 29, 2015, 06:01:47 PM »
Trump second in some of the republican polls. Are there that many idiots in the R party?

Republicans at this point will support anyone who will stand up for them. The American government over the last eight years has been at war against conservatives. Obamacare, immigration, IRS targeting, Same-sex marriage, and now voter ID. Not a single Republican has stood up against the establishment the way this clown Trump has.

Sadly, if there is no real man to do the job, they will stand behind the clown who does.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #90 on: June 29, 2015, 06:04:37 PM »
Sadly, if there is no real man to do the job, they will stand behind the clown who does.
OK we are on the same page.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #91 on: June 29, 2015, 06:09:03 PM »
OK we are on the same page.  :)

I'm afraid we are.

There is no fair game in politics anymore. Democrats and Liberals can say whatever they like about Republicans and Conservatives, ["They will put y'all back in chains" - Joe Biden] but Republicans may not speak freely about their position in politics.

The GOP finally has a guy who is not afraid to speak freely. If only this guy was Rand Paul...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #92 on: June 29, 2015, 06:13:01 PM »
The problem is even most republicans will never vote for a clown.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #93 on: June 29, 2015, 07:35:43 PM »
Trump second in some of the republican polls. Are there that many idiots in the R party?
I doubt they'd actually vote for him in a primary. Sometimes people will vote in a poll to make a statement/joke

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #94 on: June 29, 2015, 08:58:19 PM »
I doubt they'd actually vote for him in a primary. Sometimes people will vote in a poll to make a statement/joke

If the other GOP candidates continue to cower in the corner like little chickens while the Democrats rain down missiles, mark my words that he will win. See: Newt Gingrich, South Carolina.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #95 on: June 29, 2015, 11:54:36 PM »
between trump & christie its sure to be an earful

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #96 on: June 30, 2015, 12:29:00 AM »
NBC today stated that they are terminating their relationship with Trump because of his statements about illegal immigrants.

I still can't understand why his words were offensive. He said that most illegals coming into this country from Mexico are bringing drugs and crime across the border. Whether this statement is statistically true or not, this should have no bearing on the Hispanic community in the U.S. (No, it's not like saying "people that come from Israel...", because Israel has been established as a Jewish nation, whereas Latinos come from various countries and have no bearing on their race or religion).

But more importantly, since when do major corporations cancel multi-million dollar business contracts over perceived offensive statements by a CEO?
Al Sharpton definitely was never as offensive.....!!
Hypocrisy at its highest!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #97 on: July 02, 2015, 01:29:21 PM »
Does the oilam see what's going with Trump the last few days that because of his comments about illegal Mexicans so many stores have been dumping his business? It's like this country is one step away from facsim already-a guy can't speak his mind about something that's so important without being demonized. It's not like it was hate speech or he was provoking violence or anything. It's crazy how bad this liberal disease of political correctness has come.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #98 on: July 02, 2015, 01:35:12 PM »
Does the oilam see what's going with Trump the last few days that because of his comments about illegal Mexicans so many stores have been dumping his business? It's like this country is one step away from facsim already-a guy can't speak his mind about something that's so important without being demonized. It's not like it was hate speech or he was provoking violence or anything. It's crazy how bad this liberal disease of political correctness has come.
These are businesses, they can do whatever the hell they want. I'm sure they aren't losing money off of these decisions...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #99 on: July 02, 2015, 01:43:30 PM »
These are businesses, they can do whatever the hell they want. I'm sure they aren't losing money off of these decisions...
True but that doesn't contradict what I said about the culture of stifling political correctness.