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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4106209 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #200 on: July 13, 2015, 04:17:33 PM »
Am I the only one who thinks the liberals are behind this guy's popularity in a conspiracy to weaken some of the stronger Republican nominees?

That might be true but there are an awful lot of stupid R's out there. Just look at the polls.  :)
With Hillary leading the D, any dick or Harry from the street would be a better choice and would 'probably' win her!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #201 on: July 13, 2015, 04:19:40 PM »
With Hillary leading the D, any dick or Harry from the street would be a better choice and would 'probably' win her!
This is about the clown Trump, lets not try and confuse the issue.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #202 on: July 13, 2015, 04:23:45 PM »
This is about the clown Trump, lets not try and confuse the issue.
Someone else went ot first:
So you are a "D"?

Who am I?
Pro choice
Pro gay
Pro Obama care
Anti gun
Pro taxing the rich

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #203 on: July 13, 2015, 04:28:52 PM »
Someone else went ot first:
The answer to all those is "Trump".
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #204 on: July 13, 2015, 04:36:02 PM »
please pick your Republican party.
I challenge anyone in the party of freedom to agree with trump on property rights.
I challenge anyone in the party of free trade to agree with his protectionist views.
I challenge anyone in the party of lower taxes to agree to his one time 15% confiscation of wealth.
I challenge anyone in the party of guns to support to his anto guns positions.
I challenge anyone in the party of repeal obamacare to agree with him on socialized medicine.
I challenge anyone in the party of life to agree with his pro choice views.
I challenge anyone in the party of rule of law to explain why he has supported a path to citizinship in the past.
to say nothing of his open admiration of hillary clinton in the past.
if anyone needs more i will gladly provide.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #205 on: July 13, 2015, 04:41:45 PM »
please pick your Republican party.
I challenge anyone in the party of freedom to agree with trump on property rights.
I challenge anyone in the party of free trade to agree with his protectionist views.
I challenge anyone in the party of lower taxes to agree to his one time 15% confiscation of wealth.
I challenge anyone in the party of guns to support to his anto guns positions.
I challenge anyone in the party of repeal obamacare to agree with him on socialized medicine.
I challenge anyone in the party of life to agree with his pro choice views.
I challenge anyone in the party of rule of law to explain why he has supported a path to citizinship in the past.
to say nothing of his open admiration of hillary clinton in the past.
if anyone needs more i will gladly provide.
That should be enough for now to keep the Trumpies busy.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #206 on: July 13, 2015, 04:44:14 PM »
please pick your Republican party.
I challenge anyone in the party of freedom to agree with trump on property rights.
I challenge anyone in the party of free trade to agree with his protectionist views.
I challenge anyone in the party of lower taxes to agree to his one time 15% confiscation of wealth.
I challenge anyone in the party of guns to support to his anto guns positions.
I challenge anyone in the party of repeal obamacare to agree with him on socialized medicine.
I challenge anyone in the party of life to agree with his pro choice views.
I challenge anyone in the party of rule of law to explain why he has supported a path to citizinship in the past.
to say nothing of his open admiration of hillary clinton in the past.
if anyone needs more i will gladly provide.
At last he speaks his mind...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #207 on: July 13, 2015, 04:45:13 PM »
At last he speaks his mind...
Yesterdays mind or todays mind?  :P
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #208 on: July 13, 2015, 04:46:44 PM »
Yesterdays mind or todays mind?  :P
The mind of those who have a crush on him. ;)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #209 on: July 13, 2015, 04:49:17 PM »
Yesterdays mind or todays mind?  :P
anyone who ever told me they support trump i asked: trump believes he has right to take your house to build himself a hotel are you okay with that or not?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #210 on: July 13, 2015, 04:49:36 PM »
If the main criteria is speaking your mind then how about Jeremiah Wright?  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #211 on: July 13, 2015, 04:51:25 PM »
anyone who ever told me they support trump i asked: trump believes he has right to take your house to build himself a hotel are you okay with that or not?
Let me check first with Rush and Hannity then I will get back to you.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #212 on: July 13, 2015, 04:52:55 PM »
as i said earlier i'm expecting el chapo to take of this for us.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #213 on: July 13, 2015, 04:56:18 PM »
If the main criteria is speaking your mind then how about Jeremiah Wright?  :)
I can give you a whole list of figures, historical as well as current, who speak their mind...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #214 on: July 13, 2015, 05:00:50 PM »
Let me check first with Rush and Hannity then I will get back to you.
my sources tell me rush was already bought by walker and hannity by Rubio.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #215 on: July 13, 2015, 05:16:38 PM »
please pick your Republican party.
I challenge anyone in the party of freedom to agree with trump on property rights.
I challenge anyone in the party of free trade to agree with his protectionist views.
I challenge anyone in the party of lower taxes to agree to his one time 15% confiscation of wealth.
I challenge anyone in the party of guns to support to his anto guns positions.
I challenge anyone in the party of repeal obamacare to agree with him on socialized medicine.
I challenge anyone in the party of life to agree with his pro choice views.
I challenge anyone in the party of rule of law to explain why he has supported a path to citizinship in the past.
to say nothing of his open admiration of hillary clinton in the past.
if anyone needs more i will gladly provide.

I can compile a very similar list about the Clintons.

There aren't any perfect candidates. If Trump does somehow manage to end up as a serious contender, rest assured that he will "revise" all of those stances to meet or exceed the satisfaction of the Conservative base.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #216 on: July 13, 2015, 05:19:17 PM »
So he don't flip-flop?

He hasn't (yet) flip-flopped on any issues which he has made public. He made his stance clear on immigration and has not backed off.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #217 on: July 13, 2015, 05:22:27 PM »
Telling you what you want to hear is not the same as speaking the truth.

lol, the people who tell you what you want to hear are the establishment politicians. By contrast, Trump is not telling you what you want to hear, but what his stance is on immigration. He probably made more enemies than friends by doing this.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #218 on: July 13, 2015, 05:22:35 PM »
He hasn't (yet) flip-flopped on any issues which he has made public. He made his stance clear on immigration and has not backed off.
Check his stand on Pro Life/Choice and get back to me.  ;)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #219 on: July 13, 2015, 05:23:41 PM »
Check his stand on Pro Life/Choice and get back to me.  ;)

Is this something he flip-flopped on since he launched his 2016 campaign?