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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3985109 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #220 on: July 13, 2015, 05:24:59 PM »
I can compile a very similar list about the Clintons.

There aren't any perfect candidates. If Trump does somehow manage to end up as a serious contender, rest assured that he will "revise" all of those stances to meet or exceed the satisfaction of the Conservative base.
He hasn't (yet) flip-flopped on any issues which he has made public. He made his stance clear on immigration and has not backed off.
Now who's flip-flopping? :P

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #221 on: July 13, 2015, 05:26:37 PM »


please pick your Republican party.
I challenge anyone in the party of freedom to agree with trump
to say nothing of his open admiration of hillary clinton in the past.
if anyone needs more i will gladly provide.
Afaik all he said is that the Clintons are a friend and that he likes them.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #222 on: July 13, 2015, 05:26:54 PM »
Is this something he flip-flopped on since he launched his 2016 campaign?
AFAIK no.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #223 on: July 13, 2015, 05:27:55 PM »
Afaik all he said is that the Clintons are a friend and that he likes them.
Did he donate to their campaigns or other democrats?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #224 on: July 13, 2015, 05:32:06 PM »


I can compile a very similar list about the Clintons.


You're saying Trump should be nominee because he's more ethical than Clinton?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #225 on: July 13, 2015, 05:33:37 PM »
Did he donate to their campaigns or other democrats?
You mean Like George Stephanopoulos donated to the Clinton Foundation......??

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #226 on: July 13, 2015, 05:34:36 PM »
I can compile a very similar list about the Clintons.
We are not defending the Clintons. The issue is Trump.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #227 on: July 13, 2015, 05:35:32 PM »
You mean Like George Stephanopoulos donated to the Clinton Foundation......??
Is there a reason you won't answer a simple question?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #228 on: July 13, 2015, 05:37:47 PM »

You're saying Trump should be nominee because he's more ethical than Clinton?

Not at all. I was merely stating that Republicans can vote for Trump the same way Democrats can vote for Clinton. The fact that his stances in the PAST were not aligned with the Conservative party only means that he needs to change his position on those matters. (Or, as Liberals like to call it, "evolve")


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #229 on: July 13, 2015, 05:45:15 PM »
Not at all. I was merely stating that Republicans can vote for Trump the same way Democrats can vote for Clinton. The fact that his stances in the PAST were not aligned with the Conservative party only means that he needs to change his position on those matters. (Or, as Liberals like to call it, "evolve")
we are trying to understand why someone would prefer Trump.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #230 on: July 13, 2015, 05:49:54 PM »
Afaik all he said is that the Clintons are a friend and that he likes them.
And that he thinks Hillary should have been VP.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #231 on: July 13, 2015, 05:53:55 PM »
Trump says we need to take back the oil in the middle-east and here is how you do it.  ::)

“You bomb the hell out of them, and then you encircle it, and then you go in, and you let Mobile and our great oil companies go in,” Trump replied.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #232 on: July 13, 2015, 06:18:09 PM »
Trump says we need to take back the oil in the middle-east and here is how you do it.  ::)

“You bomb the hell out of them, and then you encircle it, and then you go in, and you let Mobile and our great oil companies go in,” Trump replied.

lol.. what is America coming to that this guy is even a thought to be president?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #233 on: July 13, 2015, 06:25:24 PM »
lol.. what is America coming to that this guy is even a thought to be president?
He speaks his mind.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #234 on: July 13, 2015, 07:34:17 PM »

You're saying Trump should be nominee because he's more ethical than Clinton?

Saying Trump is more ethical than Clinton is like saying... oh wait, don't wanna go down that route again.  ::)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #235 on: July 13, 2015, 08:12:14 PM »
Saying Trump is more ethical than Clinton is like saying... oh wait, don't wanna go down that route again.  ::)
As Don Imus says, he thinks Clinton would be great for president "if they'll kill their friends they for sure won't hesitate to kill our enemies" :)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #236 on: July 13, 2015, 08:39:53 PM »
lol.. what is America coming to that this guy is even a thought to be president?
Well whoever doesn't like him can always vote for Joe Biden......
Oh he's not on the ballots,  sorry my bad.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #237 on: July 13, 2015, 10:18:41 PM »
At last he speaks his mind...
There is a mind there too? I always thought it was just a mouth.
Yesterdays mind or todays mind? 
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #238 on: July 13, 2015, 10:21:51 PM »
Is this something he flip-flopped on since he launched his 2016 campaign?
That's a long sample period
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #239 on: July 13, 2015, 10:34:14 PM »
As Don Imus says, he thinks Clinton would be great for president "if they'll kill their friends they for sure won't hesitate to kill our enemies" :)
I thought he said the clintons were nappy headed hoes.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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