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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #320 on: July 19, 2015, 10:15:12 PM »
You realize you are questioning the Rabbi who did the conversion, right? And every other conversion he's done for that matter. That's quite the accusation.

I met her and her husband. They came across as very down to earth, sincere individuals who care deeply about their religious practice.
Uh yeah that's exactly what he's doing. Now I'm not really agreeing with him as I know nothing about the matter nor do I care very much. But questioning the conversion of a Ramaz Rabbi is far from some crazy idea. From the many experiences I have with Ramaz I certainly wouldn't assume a conversion from them is necessarily kosher.
Btw, he merely stated he "had his doubts". He didn't exactly publish his doubts on the front page of the paper not did he say outright the conversion wasn't valid (which I have no reason to believe is the case). He simply stated he has doubts. That's it.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #321 on: July 19, 2015, 10:16:50 PM »
The best way I can describe the way she dresses is "provocative." Is this allowed?
I'm not going to analyze and critique her level of commitment to Jewish law any more that I would any other convert.

You want to know the facts? Her conversion was orthodox according to halacha. No, I do not recall the Rabbi's name.

I met her at slichos, (midnight prayers before Rosh Hashana) a couple years back and I wrote what my impressions were.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #322 on: July 19, 2015, 10:20:00 PM »
Uh yeah that's exactly what he's doing. Now I'm not really agreeing with him as I know nothing about the matter nor do I care very much. But questioning the conversion of a Ramaz Rabbi is far from some crazy idea. From the many experiences I have with Ramaz I certainly wouldn't assume a conversion from them is necessarily kosher.
Btw, he merely stated he "had his doubts". He didn't exactly publish his doubts on the front page of the paper not did he say outright the conversion wasn't valid (which I have no reason to believe is the case). He simply stated he has doubts. That's it.
You don't see the difference between differing hashkafos and calling her a shiksa?


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #323 on: July 19, 2015, 10:20:42 PM »
I'm not going to analyze and critique her level of commitment to Jewish law any more that I would any other convert.

You want to know the facts? Her conversion was orthodox according to halacha. No, I do not recall the Rabbi's name.

I met her at slichos, (midnight prayers before Rosh Hashana) a couple years back and I wrote what my impressions were.
Thanks, no more from me on this.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #324 on: July 19, 2015, 10:29:39 PM »
You don't see the difference between differing hashkafos and calling her a shiksa?
Of course I do. That's why I said that while I have no reason to doubt her, zale apparently does, and he's entitled to have his doubts, just like you're entitled to doubt his doubts. Had the conversion been done through other, more accepted, channels I wouldn't agree with him at all. However, given that Ramaz, which is far left even for MO, was involved, I get where he's coming from. As I said, though, I don't know, nor do I really care to.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #325 on: July 19, 2015, 10:33:02 PM »
Thanks, no more from me on this.
No problem. Now, back to the buffoon at hand...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #326 on: July 19, 2015, 10:38:29 PM »
No problem. Now, back to the buffoon at hand...
Obama? How'd he get in here?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #327 on: July 19, 2015, 10:41:21 PM »
Obama? How'd he get in here?
That's hilarious! I used the term buffoon, obviously referring to Trump - who this thread is about, and you so cleverly turned it on its head and made it seem like I was calling Obama a buffoon. Brilliant stuff!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #328 on: July 19, 2015, 10:47:30 PM »
That's hilarious! I used the term buffoon, obviously referring to Trump - who this thread is about, and you so cleverly turned it on its head and made it seem like I was calling Obama a buffoon. Brilliant stuff!
Indeed it is! It's only surpassed by the brilliance of your sarcasm! Way to go!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #329 on: July 19, 2015, 10:51:27 PM »
No problem. Now, back to the buffoon at hand...
How can someone that wants a R in the WH even give this guy the time of day? Does anyone believe he is helping the Republican party?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #330 on: July 19, 2015, 11:00:04 PM »
If dan would run he slogan would be: YMMV
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #332 on: July 21, 2015, 11:18:51 AM »

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #333 on: July 21, 2015, 04:14:44 PM »
who got Lindsey Grahams full number?!

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who got Lindsey Grahams full number?!
What do you mean everyone has it now! I watched that clip it was downright hilarious.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #335 on: July 21, 2015, 04:33:59 PM »
He needs his meds badly. Would you want him in control of NSA data?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #336 on: July 21, 2015, 05:14:52 PM »
The speak his mind clown that some love him because he doesn't back down better look again. He is trying to spin this but it is not working.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/21/us/politics/veterans-groups-take-their-shots-at-trump-as-he-backs-off-a-bit-on-mccain.html?_r=0

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #337 on: July 21, 2015, 07:00:47 PM »
The D's just love this clown.

In a statement, Graham campaign manager Christian Ferry said: "Donald Trump continues to show hourly that he is ill-prepared to be commander in chief. The two people most excited about Donald Trump's candidacy are Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Because of Trump's bombastic and ridiculous campaign, we aren't talking about Obama's horrible deal with Iran or Hillary Clinton's plans to continue Obama's failed national security agenda."

Since Trump loves to quote the polls since he is ahead of the R's I wonder if he will acknowledge that he gets wasted head to head with Hillary?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #338 on: July 21, 2015, 07:20:31 PM »


Since Trump loves to quote the polls since he is ahead of the R's I wonder if he will acknowledge that he gets wasted head to head with Hillary?

That's never going to happen. He will be out of the race long before then. I'm not entirely sure Hillary will be the Democratic nominee either.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #339 on: July 21, 2015, 07:25:31 PM »
That's never going to happen. He will be out of the race long before then. I'm not entirely sure Hillary will be the Democratic nominee either.
I was just pointing out how he loves to talk about the polls since he is ahead. I have yet to hear him mention the same poll that has him ahead says he has over a 60% negative rating.

I can't wait for the debate. Talk about a three ring circus.
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