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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #561 on: November 04, 2015, 06:20:10 PM »


Listen to this buffoon, what a moron ::)


(BTW where is the 2016 Election thread?)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #562 on: November 04, 2015, 06:38:19 PM »

Listen to this buffoon, what a moron ::)


(BTW where is the 2016 Election thread?)
I really like that he calls out the moronic CNN reporting.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #563 on: November 07, 2015, 10:58:58 PM »
DT on SNL tonight.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #564 on: November 07, 2015, 11:13:58 PM »
Any way to watch it live

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #565 on: November 07, 2015, 11:15:23 PM »
I will be watching in about 15 minutes.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #566 on: November 08, 2015, 06:16:07 AM »
One of the worst SNL ever.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #567 on: November 08, 2015, 07:41:33 AM »
One of the worst SNL ever.

You didn't like Sia?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #568 on: November 08, 2015, 07:44:31 AM »
You didn't like Sia?
My daughter was laughing because I didn't know who Sia was.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #569 on: November 08, 2015, 07:53:40 AM »
My daughter was laughing because I didn't know who Sia was.

With her crazy face coverings, no one does.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #570 on: November 08, 2015, 02:28:06 PM »
I have to admit, the show was pretty low on laughs. Larry David as Bernie is always funny though.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #571 on: November 08, 2015, 02:35:53 PM »
I have to admit, the show was pretty low on laughs. Larry David as Bernie is always funny though.
He's not a talented impersonator. They just happen to be very similar.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #572 on: November 08, 2015, 02:54:26 PM »
I have to admit, the show was pretty low on laughs. Larry David as Bernie is always funny though.
He's not a talented impersonator. They just happen to be very similar.
Whatever it is he was one of the only highlights.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #573 on: November 08, 2015, 03:03:09 PM »
He's not a talented impersonator. They just happen to be very similar.

My first time seeing Bernie speak - I thought it was Larry David. That's how similar they are.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #574 on: December 08, 2015, 09:28:56 AM »
ooops just google jebbush.com and mysteriously redirects to DONALDJTRUMP.COM with the picture of the HUGE candidate

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #575 on: December 08, 2015, 10:11:57 AM »
ooops just google jebbush.com and mysteriously redirects to DONALDJTRUMP.COM with the picture of the HUGE candidate
No mystery. Trump campaign smartly bought the domain and set it to redirect.

ETA: https://jeb2016.com/ is Bush's campaign site.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #576 on: December 08, 2015, 11:12:30 AM »
No mystery. Trump campaign smartly bought the domain and set it to redirect.

ETA: https://jeb2016.com/ is Bush's campaign site.
Baffles me. How does a politician who isn't smart enough to buy his own name expect to get our vote
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #577 on: December 08, 2015, 11:19:16 AM »
Baffles me. How does a politician who isn't smart enough to buy his own name expect to get our vote
I am not sure that he was ever in it to win it.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #578 on: December 08, 2015, 11:34:07 AM »
I am not sure that he was ever in it to win it.
Forget about president. He's a prominent politician who is not likely completely done with politics, even if the office in question is not the Oval Office. No excuse for not owning the domain name for the most basic title for your site.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #579 on: December 08, 2015, 11:37:12 AM »
I'm not who you think I am.