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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 4452858 times)

Offline skyguy918

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #580 on: December 08, 2015, 11:39:42 AM »
Also www.tedcruz.com
At least he got https://www.tedcruz.org/.

It's almost like they're buying the name they actually want to use, but forgetting the basic concept that you still have to buy related names and redirect.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #581 on: December 08, 2015, 11:55:55 AM »
Ha, thought I'de get michelleobama.com, but somebody took it already!
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #582 on: December 08, 2015, 12:38:46 PM »
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Also www.tedcruz.com

which was taken long before he considered his candidacy

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #583 on: December 20, 2015, 12:10:05 AM »
Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'

So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'

Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one beautiful blond girl .'

The guy exclaimed, 'A beautiful blonde ? Who is that? And why kill a beautiful blond girl ?'

Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #584 on: December 22, 2015, 03:39:54 PM »

Friend,

I need your help to surprise Ted.

He's turning 45 TODAY!

With your help, I want to surprise him with a special birthday card signed by you!

http://support.tedcruz.org/birthday/?efn=Friend&eln=&ema=

As you know, Ted has been hard at work on the campaign trail -- traveling all across the country, making hundreds of phone calls each day, and listening to voters.

Ted's sacrificing a great deal and putting tremendous effort into running a winning campaign.

But, to win, he needs to hear from you -- I know a personal birthday message from you would absolutely make his day.

Your words of support are a constant source of encouragement and energy for Ted.

I want to surprise Ted and see how many people we can get to sign his birthday card.



I know it'll mean the world to him.

Thanks for all that you do,

Heidi Cruz



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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #585 on: January 12, 2016, 01:17:43 PM »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #586 on: January 14, 2016, 01:07:26 AM »
Forget about president. He's a prominent politician who is not likely completely done with politics, even if the office in question is not the Oval Office. No excuse for not owning the domain name for the most basic title for your site.

You do realize that domain addresses aren't nearly as important in the age of Google and Facebook.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #587 on: February 04, 2016, 01:28:20 PM »

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #588 on: February 18, 2016, 12:08:57 PM »
@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: Pope Francis says Donald Trump "is not Christian," following Trump's many suggestions including building wall on Mexican border.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #589 on: February 18, 2016, 12:47:15 PM »
@KolHaolam: WASHINGTON: Pope Francis says Donald Trump "is not Christian," following Trump's many suggestions including building wall on Mexican border.
and I say the p[ope isn't christain....
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #590 on: February 18, 2016, 01:34:40 PM »
Never thought I'd type these words but right now I'd rather jeb  bush over trump. The man is a complete joke. #jewsforcruz
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #591 on: February 18, 2016, 01:47:07 PM »
He's not a joke. That's the issue.

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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #593 on: February 24, 2016, 06:59:59 PM »
Never thought I'd type these words but right now I'd rather jeb  bush over trump. The man is a complete joke. #jewsforcruz
Trumps closest jewish friend in buisness says he's the worst thing for the jews (if not everyone).
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #594 on: February 24, 2016, 07:09:45 PM »
Trumps closest jewish friend in buisness says he's the worst thing for the jews (if not everyone).
Source?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #595 on: February 24, 2016, 07:11:50 PM »





Source?
Trumps closest jewish friend in buisness
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #596 on: February 24, 2016, 07:13:04 PM »



Trumps closest jewish friend in buisness
Ivanka?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #598 on: February 24, 2016, 08:04:42 PM »
I don't think he is the type of person I would want for president based on behavior. However, I would vote for him for the same reason I was for Romney. America needs someone can help the economy, and you need a business person to do that. (sure, the President can just hire a business person to do that work, but realistically that wouldn't happen. Too many  ego issues at stake)


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #599 on: February 24, 2016, 08:41:06 PM »
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !