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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3771133 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #600 on: February 24, 2016, 08:43:00 PM »
Is she Jewish?
She was converted by Rabbi Haskel Lookstien. Not sure if that answers your question :)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #601 on: February 24, 2016, 08:43:20 PM »
Is she Jewish?
She converted because her husband was. GIYF.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #602 on: February 24, 2016, 08:47:43 PM »

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #603 on: February 24, 2016, 09:02:00 PM »

I don't think he is the type of person I would want for president based on behavior. However, I would vote for him for the same reason I was for Romney. America needs someone can help the economy, and you need a business person to do that. (sure, the President can just hire a business person to do that work, but realistically that wouldn't happen. Too many  ego issues at stake)

Why is he considered such a great business man? An absolutely amazing marketer yes but great business man? What great company had he built?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #604 on: February 24, 2016, 09:23:00 PM »

Why is he considered such a great business man? An absolutely amazing marketer yes but great business man? What great company had he built?
umm You ever hear of Trump resorts?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #605 on: February 24, 2016, 09:43:11 PM »
umm You ever hear of Trump resorts?
He is just repeating crap that the media is trying to report. Of course he is a business man.
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Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #606 on: February 24, 2016, 11:45:31 PM »
He is just repeating crap that the media is trying to report. Of course he is a business man.
So what businesses has he created and run successfully? Obviously he is successful but I think he is a branding and marketing expert not an incredibly brilliant entrepreneur and CEO.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #607 on: February 25, 2016, 05:22:11 AM »
Trumps closest jewish friend in buisness

Trump's business associates aren't friends, but maybe they're the closest thing The Donald has to real friends.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #608 on: February 25, 2016, 08:54:23 AM »
Why is he considered such a great business man? An absolutely amazing marketer yes but great business man? What great company had he built?
A marketing expert is a businessman....
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #609 on: February 25, 2016, 09:34:45 AM »

A marketing expert is a businessman....
For sure but when the premise of voting for him is that he would be a great leader of the American economy I don't think that skill is what it takes.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #610 on: February 25, 2016, 09:38:09 AM »
For sure but when the premise of voting for him is that he would be a great leader of the American economy I don't think that skill is what it takes.
Marketing is probably worth more nowadays than any other form of business.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #612 on: February 25, 2016, 03:19:06 PM »
http://bit.ly/1LgeoPt
Thoughts?

It's impossible that he is not a billionaire. His exact net worth... well... could be anywhere from 5-20B

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #613 on: February 25, 2016, 03:29:42 PM »
It's impossible that he is not a billionaire. His exact net worth... well... could be anywhere from 5-20B
It's impossible, huh? Sounds like something Trump would say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #614 on: February 25, 2016, 03:41:29 PM »
The undisclosed tax return can become the new birth certificate issue. I can only see this becoming more and more fun. If the real one doesn't say what Trump wants us to see, then he has to try and find some nutty supporter with IRS credentials who can rustle up something that does.


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #615 on: February 25, 2016, 03:45:19 PM »
Feel the bern baby!!!!💥💥💥

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #616 on: February 25, 2016, 04:52:30 PM »
It's impossible that he is not a billionaire. His exact net worth... well... could be anywhere from 5-20B
Meh, all you have is his word for it.

Personally I feel like he's worth 750 MM.
Not more but probably less.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #617 on: February 25, 2016, 06:20:39 PM »

Feel the bern baby!!!!💥💥💥


No one ever will except Bern hisself.


What a horrible slogan btw. It's hardly amusing that his name sounds like burn, and what does it mean beyond that? In exercise, it means pain is gain, so applying that to a presidential campaign he is saying make America better, but instead of focusing on the better outcome he draws your attention to how painful it will be?!
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Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #618 on: February 25, 2016, 06:53:46 PM »
Meh, all you have is his word for it.

Personally I feel like he's worth 750 MM.
Not more but probably less.
You mean to say that you don't think his name is worth 5 billion as an intangible asset?! You must be a liberal...


In any event he happens to be right that his tax returns have little to do with his net worth so it's not like that would solve the issue...
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #619 on: February 25, 2016, 07:11:48 PM »

No one ever will except Bern hisself.


What a horrible slogan btw. It's hardly amusing that his name sounds like burn, and what does it mean beyond that? In exercise, it means pain is gain, so applying that to a presidential campaign he is saying make America better, but instead of focusing on the better outcome he draws your attention to how painful it will be?!
I like it. Reminiscent of "bern baby bern."
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