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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3848915 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #661 on: May 04, 2016, 10:43:35 PM »
Wow, this actually turned into a realistic discussion.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #662 on: May 04, 2016, 11:00:52 PM »
Good call OP...
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #663 on: May 04, 2016, 11:31:59 PM »
dont worry he is not going to be president
Say that again..
I didn't think it could look any worse then it looks now!
Still don't think?


At the time I probably agreed with you....

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #664 on: May 05, 2016, 07:12:38 PM »
IMnsHO the title of this thread is an oxymoron. Donald Trump for president and people who think don't go together.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #665 on: May 05, 2016, 07:26:33 PM »
It is the people that don't think that are the problem. Many claim this was the strongest republican field in their lifetime. Trump knocked them off one by one. Maybe think about that.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #666 on: May 05, 2016, 07:36:46 PM »
It is the people that don't think that are the problem. Many claim this was the strongest republican field in their lifetime that claim to represent republican values. Trump knocked them off one by one. Maybe think about that.  :)
FTFY, and sorry, I couldn't come up with a better tweak that wouldn't be so far off from the reality.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #667 on: May 12, 2016, 03:45:01 PM »
Is this a surprise new movie? Is Johnny Depp really acting in "The Art of the Deal"? Trailer Link: http://bit.ly/DeppAndTrump
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #668 on: May 12, 2016, 06:43:35 PM »
FTFY, and sorry, I couldn't come up with a better tweak that wouldn't be so far off from the reality.
Yeh yeh, politicians, politicians...

You guys are the worst, all talk no action. You guys just can't swallow that millions of voters were stupid enough to end the political garbage and elect someone who will do what's right for the country. Who won't be afraid to waterboard an ISIS member who beheaded whoever he didn't like.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #669 on: May 12, 2016, 06:52:24 PM »
Yeh yeh, politicians, politicians...

You guys are the worst, all talk no action. You guys just can't swallow that millions of voters were stupid enough to end the political garbage and elect someone who will do what's right for the country. Who won't be afraid to waterboard an ISIS member who beheaded whoever he didn't like.
Very good point, if only that would be the case...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #670 on: May 12, 2016, 07:06:45 PM »
Yeh yeh, politicians, politicians...

You guys are the worst, all talk no action. You guys just can't swallow that millions of voters were stupid enough to end the political garbage and elect someone who will do what's right for the country. Who won't be afraid to waterboard an ISIS member who beheaded whoever he didn't like.
What makes you say that trump will do more than talk? What has anyone ever actually seen him do well other than talk?

That said not doing anything may be an advantage. Liberals Jane lots of stuff they do but they are detrimental.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #673 on: May 24, 2016, 11:42:01 PM »
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

GO TRUMP!

Eagerly await his downfall.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #674 on: May 25, 2016, 03:33:27 AM »
Eagerly await his downfall.
I hope your not holding your breath.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #675 on: May 25, 2016, 06:12:06 AM »
I hope your not holding your breath.
Good thing I wasn't holding mine or I would have been dead a long time ago.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #676 on: May 27, 2016, 12:46:10 PM »
This Sanders/Trump debate is just genius on trumps part. - It basically puts Hillary out of the picture.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #677 on: May 27, 2016, 12:49:59 PM »
This Sanders/Trump debate is just genius on trumps part. - It basically puts Hillary out of the picture.

Trump was joking. It's not happening, per himself.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #678 on: May 27, 2016, 01:03:09 PM »
Trump was joking. It's not happening, per himself.
Either way. - he has the spotlight as usual

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #679 on: May 27, 2016, 01:08:23 PM »
This Sanders/Trump debate is just genius on trumps part. - It basically puts Hillary out of the picture.
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/144955383691/the-sanders-debate-gambit
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