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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1189867 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #705 on: July 12, 2016, 01:03:50 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #706 on: July 12, 2016, 09:27:57 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #707 on: July 12, 2016, 03:48:43 PM »
My man, standing his ground even when being bribed:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/11/politics/john-kasich-republicans-2016/

Jeb is one thing, but it's pretty embarrassing for the GOP to have the convention in Kasich's state and then not have him on board with the party's nominee. But Kasich has already shown a lack of proper cognitive function, so it's not surprising that he doesn't get it. He will have to come around.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #708 on: July 12, 2016, 03:51:11 PM »
It's pretty embarrassing for the GOP to have nominated Trump.
I applaud Bush and Kasich for their stand.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #709 on: July 12, 2016, 09:28:55 PM »
It's pretty embarrassing for the GOP to have nominated Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #710 on: July 13, 2016, 09:05:30 AM »
New Q Poll:

    FLORIDA: Trump 42 - Clinton 39
    OHIO: Clinton 41 - Trump 41
    PENNSYLVANIA: Trump 43 - Clinton 41

http://www.qu.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/2016-presidential-swing-state-polls/release-detail?ReleaseID=2365
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #711 on: July 13, 2016, 09:30:03 AM »
New Q Poll:

    FLORIDA: Trump 42 - Clinton 39
    OHIO: Clinton 41 - Trump 41
    PENNSYLVANIA: Trump 43 - Clinton 41

http://www.qu.edu/news-and-events/quinnipiac-university-poll/2016-presidential-swing-state-polls/release-detail?ReleaseID=2365
That would mean a win for T, but polls this early are so pointless. I want to see them after at least 1 debate.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #712 on: July 13, 2016, 11:25:24 AM »
That would mean a win for T, but polls this early are so pointless. I want to see them after at least 1 debate.
Of course they are only meaningless when they are to Trump's advantage. A poll showing an advantage to H makes everyone say there is no way Trump can win. (not referring to you JJ)

One interesting point someone pointed out to me is that about half of the polling period was before the FBI announcement about Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #713 on: July 13, 2016, 11:35:39 AM »
It's pretty embarrassing for the GOP to have nominated Trump.
I applaud Bush and Kasich for their stand.

Grown ups know that sometimes things don't go the way you want, and deal with it. There is still an opportunity to have influence over what type of presidency we will have for the next 4 years, for those who are not in denial over what is going to happen. Bush and Kasich are not making a stand, they are having tantrums.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #714 on: July 13, 2016, 12:12:11 PM »
Of course they are only meaningless when they are to Trump's advantage. A poll showing an advantage to H makes everyone say there is no way Trump can win. (not referring to you JJ)

One interesting point someone pointed out to me is that about half of the polling period was before the FBI announcement about Hillary.



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 With out any debates  you can't really ask that yet. trump only started becoming popular due to the debates.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #715 on: July 13, 2016, 12:21:00 PM »



 With out any debates  you can't really ask that yet. trump only started becoming popular due to the debates.

I thought I remembered you saying that which is why I wrote
(not referring to you JJ)
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #716 on: July 13, 2016, 08:09:12 PM »
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #717 on: July 13, 2016, 08:30:15 PM »
Grown ups know that sometimes things don't go the way you want, and deal with it. There is still an opportunity to have influence over what type of presidency we will have for the next 4 years, for those who are not in denial over what is going to happen. Bush and Kasich are not making a stand, they are having tantrums.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #718 on: July 14, 2016, 09:33:43 AM »
Scott Adams ‏@ScottAdamsSays 8m8 minutes ago

Prediction: "Undecided" voters are mostly Trump voters who haven't yet mentally digested their choice.
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #719 on: July 14, 2016, 09:40:25 AM »
I love how he writes that he endorses Hillary despite clearly being in the Trump camp. He definitely has everyone persuaded.
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