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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1183303 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #735 on: July 16, 2016, 11:12:20 PM »
Hilary ad. Is this supposed to make not want to vote for him?
I'm assuming this would work for the target audience of this ad, probably Bernie supporters...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #736 on: July 17, 2016, 07:24:08 AM »
She was converted by Rabbi Haskel Lookstien. Not sure if that answers your question :)
It's official. She is not Jewish.

Also, look how pathetic thisis.
Amazing how confused they all are when not guided by daas Torah. Also, lack of respect for their own teacher is astounding.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #737 on: July 17, 2016, 07:28:36 AM »
It's official. She is not Jewish.

Also, look how pathetic thisis.
Amazing how confused they all are when not guided by daas Torah. Also, lack of respect for their own teacher is astounding.
Official according to who that matters?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #738 on: July 17, 2016, 07:33:11 AM »
Official according to who that matters?
Even according to the rabbanut!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #739 on: July 17, 2016, 08:15:15 AM »
Even according to the rabbanut!
What do you mean "even"?
Who else?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #740 on: July 17, 2016, 08:51:21 AM »
What do you mean "even"?
Who else?
The rabbanut are known to be the leftmost of real orthodoxy.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #741 on: July 17, 2016, 08:53:01 AM »
The rabbanut are known to be the leftmost of real orthodoxy.
I wouldnt trust them to tell me a rock is a rock. They aren't an "even" in this case.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #742 on: July 17, 2016, 09:53:07 AM »


It's official. She is not Jewish.

I was saddened that she and her husband were part of a press conference on shabbos.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #743 on: July 17, 2016, 10:01:25 AM »
I was saddened that she and her husband were part of a press conference on shabbos.
A goy iz a goy...

(I know, he isn't)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #744 on: July 17, 2016, 10:02:02 AM »
The rabbanut are known to be the leftmost of real orthodoxy.
Not when it comes to geirus

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #745 on: July 17, 2016, 10:06:38 AM »
(I know, he isn't)
How can you be so sure he isn't. How do you know for sure you are not? How far back can you trace your bloodline?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #746 on: July 17, 2016, 10:10:10 AM »
How can you be so sure he isn't. How do you know for sure you are not? How far back can you trace your bloodline?
Jewish law relies on chazaka
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to start a religious discussion.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #747 on: July 17, 2016, 10:14:44 AM »
Jewish law relies on chazaka

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #748 on: July 17, 2016, 01:15:43 PM »
Not when it comes to geirus
+1000000
They have strict guidelines of which rabbis geirus they accept. They work with the OU, CRC and RCA on these matters.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #749 on: July 18, 2016, 09:28:51 AM »
This magazine article is just brutal for Trump. Every line of it.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all