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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3827423 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #740 on: July 17, 2016, 08:51:21 AM »
What do you mean "even"?
Who else?
The rabbanut are known to be the leftmost of real orthodoxy.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #741 on: July 17, 2016, 08:53:01 AM »
The rabbanut are known to be the leftmost of real orthodoxy.
I wouldnt trust them to tell me a rock is a rock. They aren't an "even" in this case.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #742 on: July 17, 2016, 09:53:07 AM »


It's official. She is not Jewish.

I was saddened that she and her husband were part of a press conference on shabbos.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #743 on: July 17, 2016, 10:01:25 AM »
I was saddened that she and her husband were part of a press conference on shabbos.
A goy iz a goy...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #744 on: July 17, 2016, 10:02:02 AM »
The rabbanut are known to be the leftmost of real orthodoxy.
Not when it comes to geirus

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #745 on: July 17, 2016, 10:06:38 AM »
(I know, he isn't)
How can you be so sure he isn't. How do you know for sure you are not? How far back can you trace your bloodline?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #746 on: July 17, 2016, 10:10:10 AM »
How can you be so sure he isn't. How do you know for sure you are not? How far back can you trace your bloodline?
Jewish law relies on chazaka
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #747 on: July 17, 2016, 10:14:44 AM »
Jewish law relies on chazaka

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #748 on: July 17, 2016, 01:15:43 PM »
Not when it comes to geirus
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They have strict guidelines of which rabbis geirus they accept. They work with the OU, CRC and RCA on these matters.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #749 on: July 18, 2016, 09:28:51 AM »
This magazine article is just brutal for Trump. Every line of it.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #750 on: July 18, 2016, 10:26:36 AM »
This magazine article is just brutal for Trump. Every line of it.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
dishonest media. This is probably to counter the White House guard who put out book on Clinton. 
After following the news from diff outlets for quite a while. It becomes easy to detect what is nonesense   If only ppl wher able to truly think for themselves and not let the media direct them to believe and think that their view is the only view.....

There is a clip going around from CNN where someone started questioning Clinton and the feed "mysteriously went blank" and cut away. It was no accident.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #751 on: July 18, 2016, 10:28:09 AM »
Hers the clip


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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #752 on: July 18, 2016, 10:29:40 AM »
Sigh. Of course you gotta believe a completely discredited book. Becoming a Trumpkin does something to a person's brain.

And yes, I'm a Republican.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #753 on: July 18, 2016, 10:36:56 AM »
This magazine article is just brutal for Trump. Every line of it.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
I'm sure it's all true,  but this guy loses cred after he spent thirty years making millions off of trump.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #754 on: July 18, 2016, 10:42:17 AM »
Sigh. Of course you gotta believe a completely discredited book. Becoming a Trumpkin does something to a person's brain.

And yes, I'm a Republican.
i ain't no trump fanatic. I'm a republican as well and voted for cruz. I truly believe Hillary is a dishonest person who's intentions are not for the public, rather she's all for power, $ and fame. I believe the Clintons in general are corrupt and her presidency will be full of coverups and lack of transparency.  There was an interesting article based on the fbi directors use of the word 'intentions ' in regards to Hillarys use of private server. Basically saying if all we look at is intentions and not actions or carelessness than Trump is a perfect man.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #755 on: July 18, 2016, 10:42:51 AM »
I'm sure it's all true,  but this guy loses cred after he spent thirty years making millions off of trump.
Do you blame him? Would you not do the same?
My only beef is that he's speaking up now rather than during the nomination process.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #756 on: July 18, 2016, 10:43:55 AM »
Do you blame him? Would you not do the same?
My only beef is that he's speaking up now rather than during the nomination process.
well he says that I never thought trump would make it anywhere in this election so he kept quiet.....

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #757 on: July 18, 2016, 10:44:57 AM »
i ain't no trump fanatic. I'm a republican as well and voted for cruz. I truly believe Hillary is a dishonest person who's intentions are not for the public, rather she's all for power, $ and fame. I believe the Clintons in general are corrupt and her presidency will be full of coverups and lack of transparency.  There was an interesting article based on the fbi directors use of the word 'intentions ' in regards to Hillarys use of private server. Basically saying if all we look at is intentions and not actions or carelessness than Trump is a perfect man.
They're both all for power, money, and fame. They're both compulsive liars. They're both criminals.
Trump seems to bring out the worst elements of society with his racist remarks and that's what scares me. Her agenda scares me as well.
I flip flop daily on what I'll do come November.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #758 on: July 18, 2016, 10:45:37 AM »
well he says that I never thought trump would make it anywhere in this election so he kept quiet.....
After he won a few primaries he should've spoken up.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #759 on: July 18, 2016, 10:47:35 AM »
Do you blame him? Would you not do the same?
My only beef is that he's speaking up now rather than during the nomination process.
Don't blame him,  and would do the same.  But it comes off as opportunistic, especially the week of the convention