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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3773293 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #840 on: July 19, 2016, 10:49:06 PM »
I must say that Christie's speech would have been better (to paraphrase Paul Ryan) on "mute". Is fighting a dictator regime bad (Ghaddafi) or good (Assad)? There's enough out there against her that one doesn't have to take sides in such a complex situation (especially since it's history). And calling Putin a dictator?
These conventions are only good for entertainment value and he gave us our moneys worth.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #841 on: July 19, 2016, 11:01:49 PM »
These conventions are only good for entertainment value and he gave us our moneys worth.  :)

I'm here at the RNC and speech was well received. the crowd wants read meat.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #842 on: July 19, 2016, 11:03:53 PM »
We didn't succeed in convincing republican voters not to vote for a conman. According to the polls, we did succeed in convincing America as a whole.
Seriously? Have you seen today's polls?
« Last Edit: July 19, 2016, 11:09:12 PM by good sam »
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #843 on: July 19, 2016, 11:24:15 PM »
Seriously? Have you seen today's polls?

He is trump hater. He will repeat what the dishonest media is saying. Ignoring the real facts.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #844 on: July 19, 2016, 11:24:43 PM »
These conventions are only good for entertainment value and he gave us our moneys worth.  :)
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I didn't find him one bit entertaining this evening. I think he's lost his charm from his good old NJ town hall meetings and press conferences.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #845 on: July 19, 2016, 11:25:55 PM »
Check out @TheDailyShow's Tweet: https://twitter.com/TheDailyShow/status/755601024908300288?s=09

Dumpster fire!

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #846 on: July 19, 2016, 11:28:52 PM »
Seriously? Have you seen today's polls?


Just ignore all the swing state polls. Look at the RCP averages.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #847 on: July 19, 2016, 11:33:51 PM »
Just ignore all the swing state polls. Look at the RCP averages.
and where have those headed over the last week before the convention?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #848 on: July 19, 2016, 11:36:41 PM »
It says something about a person when he gets engaged at age 58 to a nude model 24 years his junior.
That doesn't answer my question as to why we then care what she has to say.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #849 on: July 19, 2016, 11:39:38 PM »
He is trump hater. He will repeat what the dishonest media is saying. Ignoring the real facts.
You are aware that these polls are reported by the "dishonest media" you're disparaging, aren't you?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #850 on: July 19, 2016, 11:40:47 PM »
Wow JR just knocked it out of the park!

https://youtu.be/8DPqZXGCF8s

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #851 on: July 19, 2016, 11:45:13 PM »
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I didn't find him one bit entertaining this evening. I think he's lost his charm from his good old NJ town hall meetings and press conferences.
He had the crowd eating out of his hand. He was killing it.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #852 on: July 19, 2016, 11:46:38 PM »
Wow JR just knocked it out of the park!

https://youtu.be/8DPqZXGCF8s
Five kids, is he the Jewish one in the family?  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #853 on: July 20, 2016, 12:01:07 AM »

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #854 on: July 20, 2016, 12:20:32 AM »
He didn't attribute. It's not like the author is giving the speech. He's giving someone else to repeat his own speech without attribution.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #855 on: July 20, 2016, 12:29:36 AM »
What is the big stupid deal. These are not academic papers or journalism. When Biden and Obama did it no one cared why is it a fuss now?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #856 on: July 20, 2016, 12:40:18 AM »
He didn't attribute. It's not like the author is giving the speech. He's giving someone else to repeat his own speech without attribution.
Do you think people attribute their whole speech to the speechwriter if they don't write any of it? Just get up there and say this speech was written by so-and-so?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #857 on: July 20, 2016, 07:45:20 AM »
Do you think people attribute their whole speech to the speechwriter if they don't write any of it? Just get up there and say this speech was written by so-and-so?

Well, if they're citing some other work.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #858 on: July 20, 2016, 07:48:05 AM »
Well, if they're citing some other work.

Okay call up the speechwriter and tell him he's dishonest for plagiarizing his own work.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #859 on: July 20, 2016, 07:54:55 AM »
Should infuriate any sane human being.
Some attidute.