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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1080 on: July 22, 2016, 10:42:57 AM »
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1081 on: July 22, 2016, 10:56:05 AM »
Don't see how a tailored speech has any effect on your decision
A staunch conservative FB friend of mine agrees with you,

Quote from: DP via FB
"It's a real shame: had Trump acted for the past year as he did last night, he'd have my vote. Had he behaved last year as he did last night, he'd have my vote. Had he spoken last year as he did last night, he'd have my vote.

Don't get me wrong: I would still oppose many of his policies, but I'd agree with many more of them than I do with HRC's policies. And I'd think my candidate was so much more presidential and honorable -- and even compassionate -- than Hillary, who I despise.
Alas, it's too late. You practiced last night. Others wrote your speech. You used a teleprompter. And it was only one hour. Under *those* conditions, you did very well.

But when you're speaking from your heart, when you're just being yourself, when you're engaging with your most loyal supporters, you're anything but presidential, honorable and compassionate. To the contrary: you're petty and vindictive, you're mean-spirited, you're crude and vulgar, and worst of all, you're terribly bigoted.

So thanks but no thanks. It's too late for us now.

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I liked the overall direction of the night as well. But I'm still undecided.
Let's see what the next few months bring.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1082 on: July 22, 2016, 10:58:28 AM »
Iirc the line "I'm with you" (when making fun of hilliarys im with her) isnt that cruz's line from when trump had everyone by some event in Florida(?) Raise their hands and Make an oath or promise to vote for trump

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1083 on: July 22, 2016, 10:59:58 AM »
A staunch conservative FB friend of mine agrees with you,

I liked the overall direction of the night as well. But I'm still undecided.
Let's see what the next few months bring.
had he acted this was for the entire campaign would he have been making the speech last night in the first place?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1084 on: July 22, 2016, 11:19:07 AM »
had he acted this was for the entire campaign would he have been making the speech last night in the first place?
No chance. He'd have been a face lost in the crowd.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1085 on: July 22, 2016, 11:34:29 AM »
A staunch conservative FB friend of mine agrees with you,

I liked the overall direction of the night as well. But I'm still undecided.
Let's see what the next few months bring.

It's not about Donald himself as a person. It's about his whole cabinet and his team.
They are nowhere near perfect or ideal, however they are the best option at the moment; and much better than anti-Israel and the unethical, email deleting, server-switching Clinton team.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1086 on: July 22, 2016, 11:34:54 AM »
No chance. He'd have been a face lost in the crowd.
Then wasn't his acting that way a good move?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1087 on: July 22, 2016, 12:22:14 PM »
Then wasn't his acting that way a good move?
A. I don't buy that's not him being himself.
B. So the ends justify the means?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1088 on: July 22, 2016, 12:32:33 PM »
And Donald was back to his bad ways this morning. Guy can't help himself.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1089 on: July 22, 2016, 02:03:11 PM »
Apparently Hillary thinks he will be Prez
From her website.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1090 on: July 22, 2016, 02:03:30 PM »
It's not about Donald himself as a person. It's about his whole cabinet and his team.
They are nowhere near perfect or ideal, however they are the best option at the moment; and much better than anti-Israel and the unethical, email deleting, server-switching Clinton team.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1091 on: July 22, 2016, 02:04:30 PM »
Apparently Hillary thinks he will be Prez
From her website.

Apparently I'm not the only one that thinks that SCOTUS nominations is what it's all about.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1092 on: July 22, 2016, 02:13:03 PM »
Who cares about scotus?
Imho the only thing that matters is the economy and security. For these the president has a large say.

Scotus is all about making serious decisions about whether men can go to the little girls rooms, killing babies, and other important stuff that affect this countries culture more than anything else. Occasionally of course they rule on things of economic importance but nothing too partisan anyway.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1093 on: July 22, 2016, 02:13:54 PM »
Who cares about scotus?
Imho the only thing that matters is the economy and security. For these the president has a large say.

Scotus is all about making serious decisions about whether men can go to the little girls rooms, killing babies, and other important stuff that affect this countries culture more than anything else. Occasionally of course they rule on things of economic importance but nothing too partisan anyway.

How about snooping on our phone calls. Is that important to you?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1094 on: July 22, 2016, 02:14:18 PM »
How about snooping on our phone calls. Is that important to you?
Nah. Economy and security. I guess that could have a security impact though.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1095 on: July 22, 2016, 02:34:28 PM »
Nah. Economy and security. I guess that could have a security impact though.

Yes.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1096 on: July 22, 2016, 02:37:07 PM »
I guess that could have a security impact though.
Likely better security for all of us.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1097 on: July 22, 2016, 02:46:43 PM »


Who cares about scotus?
Imho the only thing that matters is the economy and security. For these the president has a large say.



Security yes but economy? How?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1098 on: July 22, 2016, 02:48:33 PM »
Who cares about scotus?
Imho the only thing that matters is the economy and security. For these the president has a large say.

Scotus is all about making serious decisions about whether men can go to the little girls rooms, killing babies, and other important stuff that affect this countries culture more than anything else. Occasionally of course they rule on things of economic importance but nothing too partisan anyway.

Obamacare has pretty major economic effects...
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1099 on: July 22, 2016, 02:49:45 PM »
Then wasn't his acting that way a good move?
Larry King thinks it was. Saw him saying that Trump is a good guy and not racist at all, known him for years. That's just about the best endorsement I've heard for Trump.
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