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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3840952 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1160 on: July 24, 2016, 07:46:14 PM »
Because his laundry is not as bad as HRC laundry?
So there's a small pile of stinky laundry and a big pile of stinky laundry and I should be excited to vote for the smaller pile?
Neither of these people are trustworthy.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1161 on: July 24, 2016, 07:46:39 PM »
Trump claims lots of stuff, most of which are lies.
Why should I trust that he'll appoint a SCOTUS on par with Scalia as opposed to just saying that to get conservatives to vote for him despite his laundry list of liberal policies?
i trust Trump to do whatever makes him look good and will make ppl say wow. HRC only does what is good for her

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1162 on: July 24, 2016, 07:47:25 PM »
i trust Trump to do whatever makes him look good and will make ppl say wow.
See also: Erdogen, Putin, Chavez.
There's a reason Trumps praised them and fashions himself after them...

HRC only does what is good for her
Exactly why this choice is so depressing.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1163 on: July 24, 2016, 07:49:05 PM »
So there's a small pile of stinky laundry and a big pile of stinky laundry and I should be excited to vote for the smaller pile?
Neither of these people are trustworthy.
Not excited but I would go for the small pile if I had to pick one unless I was a gluten for punishment.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1164 on: July 24, 2016, 07:55:31 PM »
Not excited but I would go for the small pile if I had to pick one unless I was a gluten for punishment.
+100.
Exactly. At least there is a slight chance. The other way has zero chance.

Or to rephrase that again, Trump at least claims he'll appoint judges on par with Scalia. Hillary Definitely will not!

With Trump's new "more conservative" cabinet, they may be able to look and find better alternatives for Supreme Court.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1165 on: July 24, 2016, 07:58:23 PM »


Trump claims lots of stuff, most of which are lies.
Why should I trust that he'll appoint a SCOTUS on par with Scalia as opposed to just saying that to get conservatives to vote for him despite his laundry list of liberal policies?

What are his liberal policies? Serious question.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1166 on: July 24, 2016, 08:06:15 PM »
What are his liberal policies? Serious question.
His desired far left trade-war scares me the most.
I don't want to pay $2,500 for my next smartphone. Free trade is why we have such a good lifestyle here.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/435273/donald-trump-liberal-conspiracy-theorist
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/07/09/ths-many-ways-in-which-donald-trump-was-once-a-liberals-liberal/

Frankly he could have run as a D just as easily. R was just the easier path this year.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1167 on: July 24, 2016, 08:13:28 PM »
His desired far left trade-war scares me the most.
I don't want to pay $2,500 for my next smartphone. Free trade is why we have such a good lifestyle here.

Frankly he could have run as a D just as easily. R was just the easier path this year.
I understand he could have run as a D but why was it easier to run as R? The primaries weren't easy with 16 opponents....
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1168 on: July 24, 2016, 08:14:35 PM »
His desired far left trade-war scares me the most.
I don't want to pay $2,500 for my next smartphone
. Free trade is why we have such a good lifestyle here.

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/435273/donald-trump-liberal-conspiracy-theorist
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2015/07/09/ths-many-ways-in-which-donald-trump-was-once-a-liberals-liberal/
Frankly he could have run as a D just as easily. R was just the easier path this year.

that will take to many years for big trade/import changes happen. It will not impact anyone for over a decade. At least. His daughter's clothing lines are made overseas....
Even his building materials (most probably) originate elsewhere... Trade and import crackdowns will NOT be happening any time soon...
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1169 on: July 24, 2016, 08:34:31 PM »
Trump claims lots of stuff, most of which are lies.
Why should I trust that he'll appoint a SCOTUS on par with Scalia as opposed to just saying that to get conservatives to vote for him despite his laundry list of liberal policies?
You should definitely NOT trust Trump (or for that matter any candidate) to appoint justices on par with Scalia!

We don't have any good choices. So if one is registered in a state like NY, we can just sit it out and השלך על השם יהבך, but if you are registered in a state where your vote can make a difference, you have a responsibility to do something בדרך הטבע. Since it seems like a significant responsibility, one should practice what the Torah says and do ככל אשר יורוך regardless of personal feelings.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1170 on: July 24, 2016, 08:55:47 PM »
where does the Torah say to vote for DJT?

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #1171 on: July 24, 2016, 09:03:12 PM »
DWS out
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #1172 on: July 24, 2016, 09:09:42 PM »
DWS out
And possibly Brazile as well

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Re: 2016 Election Master Thread
« Reply #1173 on: July 24, 2016, 09:12:15 PM »
And possibly Brazile as well
I thought she was temporally taking over.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1174 on: July 24, 2016, 09:13:09 PM »
where does the Torah say to vote for DJT?
Where does it say not to?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1175 on: July 24, 2016, 09:17:17 PM »
where does the Torah say to vote for DJT?
Where did he say that the Torah says to vote Trump?
I think he meant ask your Rav

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1176 on: July 24, 2016, 09:19:25 PM »
And btw, while ny will almost definitely go to Hillary, it isn't as much of a given as other states, like NJ. I'd vote in NY.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1177 on: July 24, 2016, 09:32:37 PM »
Where did he say that the Torah says to vote Trump?
I think he meant ask your Rav
Not only did I mean that, it is actually what I wrote.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1178 on: July 24, 2016, 09:34:17 PM »
And btw, while ny will almost definitely go to Hillary, it isn't as much of a given as other states, like NJ. I'd vote in NY.

NY always goes for the Dem by more than NJ. Won't change.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1179 on: July 24, 2016, 09:56:29 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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