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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1180763 times)

Offline David Smith

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1200 on: July 24, 2016, 11:56:53 PM »

All in all I'm not a fan of trump but every Time i hear hillary talk my very fiber of my being shudders. I can't pin point it exactly but I cannot stand her at all. I don't think there's a drop of authenticity left in her. ...
Trump is authentic. He's not putting on a show. He's truly living in an alternate reality. Hillary doesn't believe her own lies, and you can feel it. Trump truly has himself convinced. That's how he's able to talk with such conviction, and connect so well. He's possibly the most honest of the all the candidates who ran. He's  delusional, but that's an aside.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1201 on: July 25, 2016, 12:04:27 AM »
This new dnc scandle is really the cherry on top of the corrupt Clinton image .
I don't see how she can possibly be electable anymore

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1202 on: July 25, 2016, 12:05:57 AM »
The DNC should be locking her up and having Bloomberg run. Trump will have a huge lead the way this is going
Purpose > Pleasure

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1203 on: July 25, 2016, 12:07:31 AM »
This new dnc scandle is really the cherry on top of the corrupt Clinton image .
I don't see how she can possibly be electable anymore

When Democrats consider the alternative...
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1204 on: July 25, 2016, 12:11:25 AM »
I am convinced the @realdonaldtrump dream scenario is to win the popular vote and lose the election. All the glory none of the work. -Marc Cuban
Couldn't have said it better
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1205 on: July 25, 2016, 12:12:47 AM »
When Democrats consider the alternative...
She is toxic. Noone can vote for her in good conscience.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1206 on: July 25, 2016, 12:25:26 AM »
She is toxic. Noone can vote for her in good conscience.

You need to get out more...

The majority of Dems see Hillary as a corrupt politician. Corrupt politicians are nothing new, we've seen them before, America can survive a corrupt president. Trump on the other hand is seen by most Ds (and many Rs...) as downright dangerous to America...
Curiosity made the cat smarter.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1207 on: July 25, 2016, 12:35:31 AM »
Is anyone paying attention to the electoral map?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1208 on: July 25, 2016, 12:36:50 AM »
This new dnc scandle is really the cherry on top of the corrupt Clinton image .
I don't see how she can possibly be electable anymore
+1

Just in time when she is heading in to the convention. Reminds me of Haman on the way to the meal with Achashverosh...
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1209 on: July 25, 2016, 12:38:44 AM »
LOL. Just a sample I stumbled into...

https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4376
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1210 on: July 25, 2016, 12:39:14 AM »
You need to get out more...

The majority of Dems see Hillary as a corrupt politician. Corrupt politicians are nothing new, we've seen them before, America can survive a corrupt president. Trump on the other hand is seen by most Ds (and many Rs...) as downright dangerous to America...

Exactly, my friend Mendy calls it "kicking the can" you see a bunch of kids playing and one runs ahead and kicks the can etc and it progresses.

Most politicians kick the can.. they dont do any thing great or terrible.

Hillary may be terrible but she is just the usual junk

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1211 on: July 25, 2016, 12:41:20 AM »
LOL. Just a sample I stumbled into...
You have to much time on your hands.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1212 on: July 25, 2016, 01:03:49 AM »
I am convinced the @realdonaldtrump dream scenario is to win the popular vote and lose the election. All the glory none of the work. -Marc Cuban
Couldn't have said it better
Dumbest. Comment. Ever.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1213 on: July 25, 2016, 01:16:15 AM »
Dumbest. Comment. Ever.
I'm not sure if Cuban is a dimwit or jealous of Trump.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1214 on: July 25, 2016, 01:27:01 AM »

The majority of Dems see Hillary as a corrupt politician. Corrupt politicians are nothing new, we've seen them before, America can survive a corrupt president. Trump on the other hand is seen by most Ds (and many Rs...) as downright dangerous to America...

+100

As Winston  Churchill  put it  “Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.”

Same goes for politicians.