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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3823785 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1440 on: July 29, 2016, 11:33:24 AM »
Yasher koach.

BTW I am waiting for someone to complain that the thread about the hijacked election has been hijacked.
My pleasure

I think the thread title should be changed to Cholent Tips & Tricks, way more interesting than the circling conversation about which poison to choose (or perhaps the name can stay, since some people consider Cholent a poison ??????)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1441 on: July 29, 2016, 11:54:25 AM »
Yasher koach.

BTW I am waiting for someone to complain that the thread about the hijacked election has been hijacked.
This is a much more intelligent conversation than those who are so anti-whomever that everything they see disqualifies them whether it does or not (myself included)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1442 on: July 29, 2016, 12:09:38 PM »
Remember, we make kiddush Shabbos day around 2pm or later.

Feh! We make Kiddush? At 2? Shabbos Mevorchim, noch? SMH. This is worse than seeing intelligent people become Trump apologists.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1443 on: July 29, 2016, 12:17:40 PM »
Feh! We make Kiddush? At 2? Shabbos Mevorchim, noch? SMH. This is worse than seeing intelligent people become Trump apologists.
Which part of "or later" didn't you understand :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1444 on: July 29, 2016, 12:34:24 PM »
My pleasure

I think the thread title should be changed to Cholent Tips & Tricks, way more interesting than the circling conversation about which poison to choose (or perhaps the name can stay, since some people consider Cholent a poison ??????)
ALOL

DW, despite making an amazing cholent, would probably agree that it fits into the poison category.

For me, Erev Shabbos is weekly cholent party day, if I manage to get the kids interested, it can all be gone before Shabbos.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1445 on: July 29, 2016, 12:39:44 PM »
I stopped using bags since my Cholent doesn't fill my pot and the top of the bag would melt to the pot (I tried a few different companies, and various amounts of water), regardless that's only supposed to help with clean up. Leaving it on a low simmer with enough water should do the trick IMHO
Talking of which, there are two important questions to ask:
  • Which crock pot do you use? Are you makpid to only use one that heats only on the bottom?
  • What consistency do you like your cholet? Watery? Paste? Somewhere in between? (This might call for a topic poll ;D)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1446 on: July 29, 2016, 12:42:07 PM »
I stopped using bags since my Cholent doesn't fill my pot and the top of the bag would melt to the pot (I tried a few different companies, and various amounts of water), regardless that's only supposed to help with clean up. Leaving it on a low simmer with enough water should do the trick IMHO

Btw it doesn't just help with clean up. It helps it cook evenly in a water bath with no hard stuff building up along the sides and bottom of the pot. This doesn't apply to Reynolds bags that don't have water between the bag and the pot
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1447 on: July 29, 2016, 12:43:02 PM »
Talking of which, there are two important questions to ask:
  • Which crock pot do you use? Are you makpid to only use one that heats only on the bottom?
  • What consistency do you like your cholet? Watery? Paste? Somewhere in between? (This might call for a topic poll ;D )
Do you think it would correlate to poison type?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1448 on: July 29, 2016, 12:43:56 PM »
Who do you think would make a better cholent? H or D?

I think D. Put in a few of his steaks...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1449 on: July 29, 2016, 12:44:01 PM »
There also may be a new conservative party to come out of this election.

If there was it would've happened already

That would guarantee a Hilary win. If that give themselves 4-8 years, it's more likely to gain enough traction to be a viable option.

There could have been a strong possibility of no candidate getting to 270...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1450 on: July 29, 2016, 12:45:07 PM »
Talking of which, there are two important questions to ask:
  • Which crock pot do you use? Are you makpid to only use one that heats only on the bottom?
  • What consistency do you like your cholet? Watery? Paste? Somewhere in between? (This might call for a topic poll ;D)

Sorry but I only use a blech over a gas flame. The only right way to do it. any other way is cheating.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1451 on: July 29, 2016, 12:47:58 PM »
There could have been a strong possibility of no candidate getting to 270...

And if no candidate gets 270, who gets the presidency? Do you really think it might be anyone other than T or C (and I would guess that C is more likely) Be realistic.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1452 on: July 29, 2016, 12:49:45 PM »
There could have been a strong possibility of no candidate getting to 270...
No way in the world.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1453 on: July 29, 2016, 12:51:51 PM »
There could have been a strong possibility of no candidate getting to 270...
Quote from: http://www.archives.gov/federal-register/electoral-college/faq.html
What happens if no presidential candidate gets 270 Electoral votes?

If no candidate receives a majority of Electoral votes, the House of Representatives elects the President from the 3 Presidential candidates who received the most Electoral votes. Each state delegation has one vote. The Senate would elect the Vice President from the 2 Vice Presidential candidates with the most Electoral votes. Each Senator would cast one vote for Vice President. If the House of Representatives fails to elect a President by Inauguration Day, the Vice-President Elect serves as acting President until the deadlock is resolved in the House.

And then Trump/Hilary wins anyway.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1454 on: July 29, 2016, 12:52:56 PM »
Sorry but I only use a blech over a gas flame. The only right way to do it. any other way is cheating.
Used to do that for years, and nothing beats a good heavy cast iron pot for that. But in the last couple of years we only leave the Cholent on the crock pot (after initial cooking in cast iron pot). Everything else gets heated up Erev Shabbos, and we put it in the oven which was heated to 550 and turned off right before Shabbos.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1455 on: July 29, 2016, 12:53:23 PM »
Talking of which, there are two important questions to ask:
  • Which crock pot do you use? Are you makpid to only use one that heats only on the bottom?
  • What consistency do you like your cholet? Watery? Paste? Somewhere in between? (This might call for a topic poll ;D)
  • I use one of those that heat from the bottom only, I really like it (I've been using the other kind for years). I don't remember the name, but one of the Jewish companies
  • I like to be only a little watery (maybe rather fatty), not pasty and definitely not dry
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1456 on: July 29, 2016, 12:55:08 PM »
Sorry but I only use a blech over a gas flame. The only right way to do it. any other way is cheating.
There's no way my is letting me convince her to leave a flame on over Shabbos (even on Yom Tov she only lets since we have to actually cook and you can't do that on a hot plate, but she's restless the whole Yom Tov), so I'm stuck with a crock pot...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1457 on: July 29, 2016, 12:55:56 PM »
And then Trump/Hilary wins anyway.
How so?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1458 on: July 29, 2016, 12:57:40 PM »
How so?
Congress votes Trump in, or in the unlikely event the Ds take over the House, Hilary.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1459 on: July 29, 2016, 01:19:56 PM »
  • I use one of those that heat from the bottom only, I really like it (I've been using the other kind for years). I don't remember the name, but one of the Jewish companies
  • I like to be only a little watery (maybe rather fatty), not pasty and definitely not dry
  • I have one of those (I think it's called Pro Chef) that also has a cover for the knob and a piece of blech to go between the pot, all to make sure it's proper גרופה וקטומה, but I find that even at the lowest setting it's a little too hot.
  • Fat is one of the most important components of a successful cholent. I also find that the salt will have a very significant impact on the overall water absorption and consistency of the Cholent. It's a true art!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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