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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1861506 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1620 on: August 01, 2016, 04:22:19 PM »
Are we all adults here? I have written 99% about very specific issues and reasons with one line saying that he is misinterpreting a specific item but I am only arguing by questioning biases? How about we go through your "very substantive" posts here and see how they have been.

BTW, I am not a "Trumper" I simply see him as the lesser of two evils and see that many like yourself are simply swallowing the opposing narrative hook line and sinker.
Very substantive one there.

These are just going back a few days.
You have too much time in your hands.

(You accuse everyone who thinks Trump is abhorrent, of being a Democrat, and it's wrong. No. I'm not gonna collect all your quotes, I have a life)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1621 on: August 01, 2016, 04:46:52 PM »
(You accuse everyone who thinks Trump is abhorrent, of being a Democrat, and it's wrong. No. I'm not gonna collect all your quotes, I have a life)
That is much better that what you have done such as talking childish bathroom talk and calling people up his t*****, saying anyone who supports him needs to go to a doctor and have his head, heart and soul checked, is dumb, and more. To do that is much more wrong than accusing some of c"v being a Dem. You need to take a good look in the mirror and wash yourself off. I am not responsible for your delusions and hallucinations.

You would need a lot of time to find that since it is not there. I have accused some of swallowing the Dem narrative about Trump without thought and stand by that. There is nothing in what you have written to make anyone think otherwise. Even that was only a few words of a longer post unlike yours.

It did not take much time to gather those-they are 75% of your recent posts. All I needed to do was view your post history and copy paste. There was very little substance to filter out.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1622 on: August 01, 2016, 05:15:58 PM »
That is much better that what you have done such as talking childish bathroom talk and calling people up his t*****, saying anyone who supports him needs to go to a doctor and have his head, heart and soul checked, is dumb, and more. To do that is much more wrong than accusing some of c"v being a Dem. You need to take a good look in the mirror and wash yourself off. I am not responsible for your delusions and hallucinations.

You would need a lot of time to find that since it is not there. I have accused some of swallowing the Dem narrative about Trump without thought and stand by that. There is nothing in what you have written to make anyone think otherwise. Even that was only a few words of a longer post unlike yours.

It did not take much time to gather those-they are 75% of your recent posts. All I needed to do was view your post history and copy paste. There was very little substance to filter out.
Blaming the negative view of Trump on the Dem narrative is literally hilarious. 
Is there anyone you know that would say what Trump said to that family, that he also sacrificed for the country.
I don't know anyone that would talk so ridiculously and so heartlessly. Nobody. He is the lowest person I currently know. Howard Stern is a more moral person than him.

How do you not see this?!?


Listening to him on occasion has literally made me nauseous. Listening straight to him. Not listening to the "Dem narrative". 


A darker side of me wants him to win, so idiots like you will actually be held accountable for not using your brains. And every day we can say "we told you so".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1623 on: August 01, 2016, 05:23:11 PM »
Blaming the negative view of Trump on the media is literally hilarious. 
Is there anyone you know that would say what Trump said to that family, that he also sacrificed for the country.
I don't know anyone that would talk so ridiculously and so heartlessly. Nobody. He is the lowest person I currently know. Howard Stern is a more moral person than him.

How do you not see this?!?


Listening to him on occasion has literally made me nauseous. Listening straight to him. Not listening to the media. 
You can continue to argue about things you imagined me to have said, but only that same imagination will be able to argue back.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1624 on: August 02, 2016, 12:07:06 PM »
Two reasons to vote Trump, EPA, AG.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1625 on: August 02, 2016, 01:21:47 PM »
Two reasons to vote Trump, EPA, AG.
All you need is the one reason most people will vote for him - HRC!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1627 on: August 02, 2016, 03:52:32 PM »
http://primarymodel.com/

Very interesting.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1628 on: August 02, 2016, 04:38:33 PM »
http://primarymodel.com/

Very interesting.
These models always fail. If you take a stack of events and look for similarities between each event, you can find an infinite amount of predictors.

If you have a theory that A causes B, and then you go and find that A always causes B - then you may have found something.

I forgot the exact scientific term that's used for these models.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1629 on: August 02, 2016, 04:44:54 PM »
These models always fail. If you take a stack of events and look for similarities between each event, you can find an infinite amount of predictors.

If you have a theory that A causes B, and then you go and find that A always causes B - then you may have found something.

I forgot the exact scientific term that's used for these models.
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For elections from 1912 to 2012 the PRIMARY MODEL picks the winner, albeit retroactively, every time except in 1960.
The model is based on certain criteria in the primaries, and the primaries were introduced in 1912 (you'd obviously only know that if you actually read what it says there). I don't know whether the quoted statement is right or wrong, or whether the model can be trusted or not, but I agree that it's interesting nevertheless.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1631 on: August 02, 2016, 05:13:44 PM »
The model is based on certain criteria in the primaries, and the primaries were introduced in 1912 (you'd obviously only know that if you actually read what it says there). I don't know whether the quoted statement is right or wrong, or whether the model can be trusted or not, but I agree that it's interesting nevertheless.
I looked around in there. It's pretty pathetic. They have records from the prior 2 elections, and 2012 is useless because there was a sitting president. Their record for 2008 did not inspire confidence.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1633 on: August 02, 2016, 05:30:22 PM »
I looked around in there. It's pretty pathetic. They have records from the prior 2 elections, and 2012 is useless because there was a sitting president. Their record for 2008 did not inspire confidence.
Most of the website is blocked on my work computer for some reason (other than the homepage, which is the only part that I was able to read). I just commented on the statement that Baruch said that these model always fail.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1634 on: August 02, 2016, 07:11:14 PM »
So true.