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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3824865 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1860 on: August 08, 2016, 10:54:42 AM »
Who is the heavy black guy helping hillary? #shortcircuit

If this is true, it's very frightening.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1861 on: August 08, 2016, 10:55:28 AM »
What's the pen thing he's holding?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1862 on: August 08, 2016, 10:56:37 AM »
If this is true, it's very frightening.
Once you are at the conspiracy theories.

I will say that many of her expressions remind me of my grandmother's when she was at the start of Alzheimer's

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1863 on: August 08, 2016, 11:02:20 AM »
What's the pen thing he's holding?
The various conspiracy theorist websites theorize it to be this:
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The device in question is a Diazepam auto-injector pens are used for for Acute Repetitive Seizures. Diazepam is one of the medications prescribed for patients who experience recurrent seizures.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-08/something-wrong-hillary-bizarre-behavior-seizure-allegations-raise-doubts-about-her-

This guy is very busy with it:
http://www.dangerandplay.com/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1864 on: August 08, 2016, 11:43:25 AM »
The various conspiracy theorist websites theorize it to be this:http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-08-08/something-wrong-hillary-bizarre-behavior-seizure-allegations-raise-doubts-about-her-

This guy is very busy with it:
http://www.dangerandplay.com/

Pretty sure it's a tactical flashlight.



Another angle:


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1865 on: August 08, 2016, 12:13:08 PM »
Pretty sure it's a tactical flashlight.



Another angle:


Why's the guy walking around with a flashlight in his hand

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1866 on: August 08, 2016, 12:18:56 PM »
Pretty sure it's a tactical flashlight.

From this video it seems you are right. Notice that here he has a Sec Service style earpiece, but I don't think the ID he had on his neck was Secret Service. Whatever.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1867 on: August 08, 2016, 12:33:24 PM »
Pretty sure it's a tactical flashlight.


Where did you find that image. I can't find it?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1868 on: August 08, 2016, 01:24:21 PM »
Where did you find that image. I can't find it?

Saw it on Twitter

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1869 on: August 08, 2016, 01:35:29 PM »
Saw it on Twitter
It definitely isn't that exact one. Look at the close up above where they point out the ring/pin. It may be a different similar one though. I can't find any similar image to that one though. The one I posted is the only one I see and is actually on Hillary's site in B&W.
At the bottom
https://www.hillaryclinton.com/post/amazing-backstage-photos-from-the-democratic-convention/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1870 on: August 08, 2016, 02:39:44 PM »
Anyone listen to Trump economic speech? Snoozefest!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1871 on: August 08, 2016, 04:33:06 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1872 on: August 08, 2016, 05:32:01 PM »

I hate when ppl say that. We Jews suffered over the last thousand years
Crusader's
Forced to convert or die ( in the 1200s more then 50% of Spain converted )
Expulsion ( from most of Europe )
Inquisition
Blood libels
Pogroms
And whenever the locals were in the mood .


We had the Holocaust 70 years ago, and ppl came to the US without a penny, not speaking a word of English! And now we are "controlling" ( according to the Anti Semites) the economy!

Yes there are ppl who are racist putting them down, but there are many anti Semites as well, and it's not having the same effect.

Stop blaming the past.

There is a strong argument to be made that slavery is worse than annihilation in regards to the economic drive of the children.

For a biblical source the Jews after Egypt didn't want to go venture into Israel and make something for themselves they were happy staying where they were being provided by hashem with manna etc. sounds like being on welfare after slavery...

Anyway don't read into the example too much. Point is the what happaned to the Jews and what happened to the blacks are two very different things.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1874 on: August 08, 2016, 07:57:28 PM »
WaPo says he is Secret Service Assistant Special Agent in Charge Todd Madison.
 https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2016/08/08/armed-with-junk-science-and-old-photos-critics-question-hillaryshealth/

That morbidly obese guy is Special Agent in Charge?

I guess on the flip side, he can definitely stop a bullet if he can get himself in front of Hillary fast enough.  ;D

But in all seriousness, I don't understand how a guy like that can qualify as Secret Service.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1875 on: August 08, 2016, 08:00:32 PM »
so we're going from Racial Discrimination to weight discrimination.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1877 on: August 08, 2016, 09:34:51 PM »
Somewhere upthread someone posted a video where it seemed like Hillary may have said we are gonna raise taxes on the middle class, if you watch and listen closely she said "aren't". Trump mentioned this in his economy speech today. He claimed she said she was gonna raise taxes on the middle class.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1878 on: August 08, 2016, 10:01:41 PM »
Somewhere upthread someone posted a video where it seemed like Hillary may have said we are gonna raise taxes on the middle class, if you watch and listen closely she said "aren't". Trump mentioned this in his economy speech today. He claimed she said she was gonna raise taxes on the middle class.

You know that sad/sick feeling you get when you actually read youtube comments and then you just have to remind yourself that they're just sad people trying to get a rise out of you because that's the pathetic way that they get attention?

Well, that's the same feeling I get these days whenever I hear the latest Trump news.

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