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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857757 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1900 on: August 09, 2016, 09:35:28 PM »
I hate Trump (check the wiki  :) ), and I don't think he meant anything with the 2nd amendment thing.

Remember, his babysitters are really on top of him now to keep him in control. They're giving him botties and pacifiers between events.

BTW, I bumped into a few hard core rightwinger friends of mine recently, and they hate Trump more than me.

@aygart, that leaves you and the rednecks, as the sole Trump supporters left. (http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/26/upshot/the-one-demographic-that-is-hurting-hillary-clinton.html)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1902 on: August 09, 2016, 09:57:25 PM »
Ooh, big mistake. You have to really have your head in the sand to not know which way that tally is gonna swing overall.
check your facts. You are very wrong. Only one candidate had an assassination attempt against him. There have been numerous cases of violence against trump supporters in just the last few weeks and none against Hillary supporters. Go back up your statements with facts instead of stupidity.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1903 on: August 09, 2016, 10:00:40 PM »


BTW, I bumped into a few hard core rightwinger friends of mine recently, and they hate Trump more than me.

@aygart, that leaves you and the rednecks, as the sole Trump supporters left.

I couldn't care less what your supposed right wingers feel. That they join a team right away means that they don't think for themselves. Your supposed insults simply show that you have no rational argument.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1904 on: August 09, 2016, 10:05:19 PM »

I couldn't care less what your supposed right wingers feel. That they join a team right away means that they don't think for themselves. Your supposed insults simply show that you have no rational argument.
There is no rational thought out argument needed. It boils down to 4 words: Trump is a meshugener.
Sometimes things are simple. Frankly anyone that twists themselves daily to defend him is reprehensible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1905 on: August 09, 2016, 10:15:16 PM »
There is no rational thought out argument needed. It boils down to 4 words: Trump is a meshugener.
Sometimes things are simple. Frankly anyone that twists themselves daily to defend him is reprehensible.
Lol. Anyone who wants to be president has to be a meshugener. Besides, there are things worse than a controlled meshugener.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1906 on: August 09, 2016, 10:20:32 PM »
Lol. Anyone who wants to be president has to be a meshugener. Besides, there are things worse than a controlled meshugener.
Trump can be controlled? Do you realize how foolish you sound?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1907 on: August 09, 2016, 10:29:45 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1908 on: August 09, 2016, 10:42:04 PM »
The Trumpkin neo-Nazi primary challenger to Ryan got 15% of the vote tonight.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1909 on: August 09, 2016, 10:43:51 PM »
Trump can be controlled? Do you realize how foolish you sound?
Of course he will be controlled. He will have an uncooperative congress, courts, bureaucracy unlike Hillary who will have their cooperation in her evil crooked schemes.



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1910 on: August 09, 2016, 10:45:38 PM »
The Trumpkin neo-Nazi primary challenger to Ryan got 15% of the vote tonight.
who trump didn't endorse. The guy never had a chance. The whole thing was a media droolfest.

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Her margin over Cindy Sheehan in 2008 was narrower than Ryan's so far.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1911 on: August 09, 2016, 10:48:31 PM »
Trump on Clinton: "If she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do folks." Adds, "Though the second amendment folks, maybe there is..."

Lock him up.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/24/us/politics/24clinton.html?_r=0
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1912 on: August 09, 2016, 11:04:24 PM »
Snooze.

Trumpkinism can't be healed.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1913 on: August 09, 2016, 11:07:36 PM »
Snooze.

Trumpkinism can't be healed.
More so than delusions. If he loses he will be a blip on the radar. The delusions will continue either way.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1914 on: August 09, 2016, 11:27:27 PM »
I got no delusions. I hate both. Trump is just way less qualified on every parameter.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1915 on: August 09, 2016, 11:30:20 PM »
Of course he will be controlled. He will have an uncooperative congress, courts, bureaucracy unlike Hillary who will have their cooperation in her evil crooked schemes.


Once again you show how little you understand about foreign policy

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1916 on: August 09, 2016, 11:34:58 PM »
Of course he will be controlled. He will have an uncooperative congress, courts, bureaucracy unlike Hillary who will have their cooperation in her evil crooked schemes.



http://www.sevendaysvt.com/OffMessage/archives/2016/08/08/bernie-sanders-buys-a-summer-home-in-north-hero#.V6oyT69MLmk.email


Do you believe Michelle Obama is a male?


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1917 on: August 09, 2016, 11:56:09 PM »
Do you believe Michelle Obama is a male?
Is that what you took out of those links? Now all of your posts are explained.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1918 on: August 10, 2016, 12:00:26 AM »
Once again you show how little you understand about foreign policy
Can you give us a list of countries with whom we have a better relationship with now than we did 8 years ago? Besides Cuba.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1919 on: August 10, 2016, 12:07:39 AM »
Can you give us a list of countries with whom we have a better relationship with now than we did 8 years ago? Besides Cuba.
How about Canada with their socialist premier? Seems like a match made in heaven for Obama.
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