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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1189472 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1950 on: August 10, 2016, 09:56:42 PM »
Freaking Mark Foley sitting behind Trump at the Florida rally.
Now compare that to Hillary who had a rapist speak at the convention as well as an enabler, someone who exposed classified information etc.during prime time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1951 on: August 10, 2016, 10:02:02 PM »
Why am I feeling an urge to mute this thread? It is really going downhill.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1952 on: August 10, 2016, 10:03:03 PM »
Why am I feeling an urge to mute this thread? It is really going downhill.
Quick, bring up SCOTUS, that will save it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1953 on: August 10, 2016, 10:04:18 PM »
Vegetable lasagna!!!!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1954 on: August 10, 2016, 10:13:00 PM »
Vegetable lasagna!!!!!
Parve cholent!!!!!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1955 on: August 10, 2016, 10:19:37 PM »
Parve cholent!!!!!
Vegetable lasagna!!!!!

ALOL.

Indeed, I must admit that the last two posts might have changed my mind, and the Cholent/Herring/Lasagna discussions are waaaaay more meaningful/interesting than what has been going on here the last couple of days.

Quick, bring up SCOTUS, that will save it.
Mission has already been accomplished, you can recite that in your sleep!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1956 on: August 10, 2016, 10:27:02 PM »
I never said Hillary is good. Ever. Compared to Trump she's the lesser of the two evils.

Also, I'm making lots of money. I'm a paid troll.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1957 on: August 10, 2016, 10:28:25 PM »
You get paid from CNN by the hour or per post?
Sounds more like salon or vox or the like
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1958 on: August 10, 2016, 10:40:48 PM »
Listen to what this guy says from 1:25 to 1:45, he explains what the most crucial factor in this election will be.


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1959 on: August 10, 2016, 10:43:47 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1960 on: August 10, 2016, 10:45:14 PM »
Listen to what this guy says from 1:25 to 1:45, he explains what the most crucial factor in this election will be.


He's got a strong point (which ties well into the title of this thread).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1961 on: August 10, 2016, 10:47:43 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.
Any restaurant with those two items as the only choices on the menu for over 100 days wouldn't last by the time they need to pay their next rent bill or meet payroll (though with such a menu they might not have a payroll to begin with).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1962 on: August 10, 2016, 10:48:11 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.
Gut gezukt, add to Wiki.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1963 on: August 10, 2016, 11:01:14 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.
And all we need is something out of Rush Limbaugh Environmental Wacko analysis to pick a winner (though we should also define which one is the Cholent and which is the lasagna. Based on Yossi Jacobson's thoughts about the differences between men and women, it obvious that the man is the Lasagna and the woman is the Cholent).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1964 on: August 10, 2016, 11:07:03 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.
He's got a strong point (which ties well into the title of this thread).
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