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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 2673721 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1940 on: August 10, 2016, 07:24:05 PM »
Totally off.
I'm just curious as to how blinded you are by his spell and if you now think the GOP nominated the wrong man.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1941 on: August 10, 2016, 07:29:09 PM »
Nothing has changed for me. If the GOP had nominated another vegetable lasagna I would be rooting for Hillary.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1942 on: August 10, 2016, 07:49:34 PM »
Nothing has changed for me. If the GOP had nominated another vegetable lasagna I would be rooting for Hillary.

I have no idea what that term means but I love it. Vegetable lasagna!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1943 on: August 10, 2016, 07:50:24 PM »
Nothing has changed for me. If the GOP had nominated another vegetable lasagna I would be rooting for Hillary.

It may change for many people if Hillary's doctor confirms early stages of dementia as written in her file/medical report, and if they are able to arrest the killer of the DNC staffer who still had his wallet and credit cards intact when they found him shot and dead in Washington D.C.:
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2016/08/10/julian_assange_suggests_murdered_dnc_staffer_could_be_wikileaks_source

A lot of anti-Israel emails, too:
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/21350

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1945 on: August 10, 2016, 08:11:55 PM »
I am seriously reconsidering, and voting for Trump. After he tweeted this:
Don Lemon is a lightweight dumb as a rock. Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)


I never laughed so hard in my life. Lemon is truly dumb as a rock. Trump nailed it!
You finally get it!
Surprised you weren't sold after "you're real tough, Jeb" or "not too many people listen to your show, that's the good news"
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1946 on: August 10, 2016, 08:42:04 PM »
I have no idea what that term means but I love it. Vegetable lasagna!

Just mean to say a bland empty suit like they usually put up.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1947 on: August 10, 2016, 08:54:38 PM »
Freaking Mark Foley sitting behind Trump at the Florida rally.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1948 on: August 10, 2016, 09:24:01 PM »
Totally off.
I'm just curious as to how blinded you are by his spell and if you now think the GOP nominated the wrong man.
This discussion isn't if the GOP nominated the right or wrong person, the discussion is if Hillary will win (in a landslide) or not and I think not.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1949 on: August 10, 2016, 09:25:03 PM »
Freaking Mark Foley sitting behind Trump at the Florida rally.
You get paid from CNN by the hour or per post?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1950 on: August 10, 2016, 09:56:42 PM »
Freaking Mark Foley sitting behind Trump at the Florida rally.
Now compare that to Hillary who had a rapist speak at the convention as well as an enabler, someone who exposed classified information etc.during prime time.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1951 on: August 10, 2016, 10:02:02 PM »
Why am I feeling an urge to mute this thread? It is really going downhill.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1952 on: August 10, 2016, 10:03:03 PM »
Why am I feeling an urge to mute this thread? It is really going downhill.
Quick, bring up SCOTUS, that will save it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1953 on: August 10, 2016, 10:04:18 PM »
Vegetable lasagna!!!!!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1954 on: August 10, 2016, 10:13:00 PM »
Vegetable lasagna!!!!!
Parve cholent!!!!!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1955 on: August 10, 2016, 10:19:37 PM »
Parve cholent!!!!!
Vegetable lasagna!!!!!

ALOL.

Indeed, I must admit that the last two posts might have changed my mind, and the Cholent/Herring/Lasagna discussions are waaaaay more meaningful/interesting than what has been going on here the last couple of days.

Quick, bring up SCOTUS, that will save it.
Mission has already been accomplished, you can recite that in your sleep!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1956 on: August 10, 2016, 10:27:02 PM »
I never said Hillary is good. Ever. Compared to Trump she's the lesser of the two evils.

Also, I'm making lots of money. I'm a paid troll.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1957 on: August 10, 2016, 10:28:25 PM »
You get paid from CNN by the hour or per post?
Sounds more like salon or vox or the like
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1958 on: August 10, 2016, 10:40:48 PM »
Listen to what this guy says from 1:25 to 1:45, he explains what the most crucial factor in this election will be.



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1959 on: August 10, 2016, 10:43:47 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.