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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3829066 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1960 on: August 10, 2016, 10:45:14 PM »
Listen to what this guy says from 1:25 to 1:45, he explains what the most crucial factor in this election will be.


He's got a strong point (which ties well into the title of this thread).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1961 on: August 10, 2016, 10:47:43 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.
Any restaurant with those two items as the only choices on the menu for over 100 days wouldn't last by the time they need to pay their next rent bill or meet payroll (though with such a menu they might not have a payroll to begin with).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1962 on: August 10, 2016, 10:48:11 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.
Gut gezukt, add to Wiki.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1963 on: August 10, 2016, 11:01:14 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.
And all we need is something out of Rush Limbaugh Environmental Wacko analysis to pick a winner (though we should also define which one is the Cholent and which is the lasagna. Based on Yossi Jacobson's thoughts about the differences between men and women, it obvious that the man is the Lasagna and the woman is the Cholent).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1964 on: August 10, 2016, 11:07:03 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.
He's got a strong point (which ties well into the title of this thread).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1965 on: August 10, 2016, 11:43:41 PM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

Now we can lock the thread.
He's got a strong point (which ties well into the title of this thread).

Wiki updated.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1966 on: August 11, 2016, 12:19:30 AM »
Wiki updated. " ... there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned."
+1
Both candidates are poison. As we see, we have to pick the one that has the least-deadly side effects. According to this diagram, Hillary has a long trail of deadly side effects:

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1967 on: August 11, 2016, 12:42:28 AM »
+1
Both candidates are poison. As we see, we have to pick the one that has the least-deadly side effects. According to this diagram, Hillary has a long trail of deadly side effects:

Last item on the left is not a side effect, it just means that this poison is lethal to humans!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1968 on: August 11, 2016, 08:38:19 AM »
Bottom line:

This year, Americans are forced to choose between a VEGETABLE LASAGNA and a PARVE CHOLENT.

What? Pinkt fakert. A candidate like Romney or Kasich is a vegetable lasagna. Trump is leftover goulash if anything. Full of who knows what, very tempting, but likely rotten and going to give you a stomache ache. Clinton is no parve cholent either.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1969 on: August 11, 2016, 08:47:23 AM »
+1
Both candidates are poison. As we see, we have to pick the one that has the least-deadly side effects. According to this diagram, Hillary has a long trail of deadly side effects:



Are you a Berniebot?

Posting this conspiracy stuff doesn't make you look good.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1970 on: August 11, 2016, 08:49:31 AM »
And if I had to come up with something for her, it would be one of those overhyped, overpriced superfoods... takes all your money and you get nothing that was promised.
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1971 on: August 11, 2016, 09:34:05 AM »
Are you a Berniebot?

Posting this conspiracy stuff doesn't make you look good.
LOL that is exactly what I expected your reaction to be. You are so predictable.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1972 on: August 11, 2016, 09:38:16 AM »
LOL that is exactly what I expected your reaction to be. You are so predictable.
Anyone on either 'side' is predictable at this point. [Yeah, I'm looking at you.]

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1973 on: August 11, 2016, 09:40:06 AM »
Anyone on either 'side' is predictable at this point. [Yeah, I'm looking at you.]
How about we test this out. Lets pick someone who I will PM my reaction to that graphic and see if you can guess it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1974 on: August 11, 2016, 09:57:52 AM »
How about we test this out. Lets pick someone who I will PM my reaction to that graphic and see if you can guess it.
I wasn't referring to this specific graphic.

But I'll give it a whirl just for fun anyway. You agree with everything in it except the bottom left.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1975 on: August 11, 2016, 10:07:50 AM »
I hate Hillary. You can attack her on the plenty of true stuff.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1976 on: August 11, 2016, 10:15:28 AM »
I wasn't referring to this specific graphic.

But I'll give it a whirl just for fun anyway. You agree with everything in it except the bottom left.
As written-none of them. I would say exposed US secrets, Lied about Benghazi for political reasons but would not call it that the whole thing was her fault, While there was definitely a bias in her favor in the primaries I don't think it would have made a difference. I would have put Clinton Foundation and speech fees on there.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1977 on: August 11, 2016, 10:19:06 AM »
As written-none of them. I would say exposed US secrets, Lied about Benghazi for political reasons but would not call it that the whole thing was her fault, While there was definitely a bias in her favor in the primaries I don't think it would have made a difference. I would have put Clinton Foundation and speech fees on there.
And I personally agree to all of that. But there-in lies the issue for me. You race to respond to every anti-Trump post, sometimes in ridiculous (obviously IMO) fashion, but have to be prodded to critique an anti-HRC post. Part of the problem is that each 'side' is reluctant to moderate/critique the more extreme versions of their 'side'.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1978 on: August 11, 2016, 10:28:54 AM »
And I personally agree to all of that. But there-in lies the issue for me. You race to respond to every anti-Trump post, sometimes in ridiculous (obviously IMO) fashion, but have to be prodded to critique an anti-HRC post. Part of the problem is that each 'side' is reluctant to moderate/critique the more extreme versions of their 'side'.
Can you find me anyone moderately anti-Trump here? I think I am the only one (LOL). I am moderately anti Trump and much more so anti Hillary. If you look back you will see that I did not defend all attacks against him. Some are legitimate but I do not find those to be disqualifying to the extent that I see it with Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1979 on: August 11, 2016, 11:15:50 AM »
LAWSUIT: Trump campaign staffer pulled gun on other staffers. Campaign failed to address.  http://bit.ly/2blc7mC