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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769635 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2120 on: August 18, 2016, 09:58:37 PM »
For iPhone?

Does the iPhone even allow other apps to access the screen?
IDK. I am not a developer or a major iPhone junkie. I actually hate touchscreens but was forced into an iPhone in order to have access to company email.

While I inherently prefer more open systems, I must admit that the iPhone is simply built better from both a hardware and software perspective.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2121 on: August 18, 2016, 10:43:04 PM »
It takes 3 seconds to clip and post.

Not sure how that's faster than snipping on a Mac.
I snip and add attachment on ddf takes same amount of time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2122 on: August 18, 2016, 11:10:10 PM »
Guys, please stop with the screenshot discussion and get back OT. This thread is for discussing cholent. Especially on a Thursday night and especially on the first erev shabbos after the nine days.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2123 on: August 18, 2016, 11:13:38 PM »
Guys, please stop with the screenshot discussion and get back OT. This thread is for discussing cholent. Especially on a Thursday night and especially on the first erev shabbos after the nine days.
ALOL 👍

Actually didn't get to the Cholent yet, still having left over Beef from Tisha B'Av.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2124 on: August 18, 2016, 11:15:39 PM »
Not sure how that's faster than snipping on a Mac.
I snip and add attachment on ddf takes same amount of time.
Add attachment takes longer than pasting an auto-generated URL.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2125 on: August 18, 2016, 11:19:56 PM »
I only use the best screen shot apps. The best. You know what the problem with screen shots is these days? We just don't win anymore. We don't. All the screen shot people are moving to China. China. Have you heard of that guyazo or whatever they call it? Believe me, I'm gonna bring back all the screen shots to America. Enough with Ghastly Gyazo. We need to make Screen Shots Great again. The best.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2126 on: August 18, 2016, 11:20:57 PM »
Add attachment takes longer than pasting an auto-generated URL.
+1
Also IINM attachments can't be placed in line within a message.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2127 on: August 18, 2016, 11:22:02 PM »
I only use the best screen shot apps. The best. You know what the problem with screen shots is these days? We just don't win anymore. We don't. All the screen shot people are moving to China. China. Have you heard of that guyazo or whatever they call it? Believe me, I'm gonna bring back all the screen shots to America. Enough with Ghastly Gyazo. We need to make Screen Shots Great again. The best.
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This thread is getting on track!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2128 on: August 18, 2016, 11:24:57 PM »
Add attachment takes longer than pasting an auto-generated URL.

Aha didn't realize that's what the apps do.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2130 on: August 18, 2016, 11:58:21 PM »
+1
Also IINM attachments can't be placed in line within a message.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2131 on: August 19, 2016, 12:15:29 AM »
Time for another name change. "2016 Pick Your Topic Master Thread"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2132 on: August 19, 2016, 12:17:45 AM »
Time for another name change. "2016 Pick Your Topic Master Thread"
That would be redundant, as JS is by definition "pick your topic".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2133 on: August 19, 2016, 12:18:47 AM »
Time for another name change. "2016 Pick Your Topic Master Thread"
What do you expect to happen when someone is told to pick their poison?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2134 on: August 19, 2016, 02:02:22 AM »
You know that the election season is going really bad when a JS thread actually turns into something productive...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2135 on: August 19, 2016, 05:43:02 AM »
Time for another name change. "2016 Pick Your Topic Master Thread"
Name changes are good.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2137 on: August 19, 2016, 05:57:03 AM »
#ironic
Just the facts , ma'am.  :)

Good trivia question and no fair using Google. Paging Freddie  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2138 on: August 19, 2016, 07:20:10 AM »
Just the facts , ma'am.  :)

Good trivia question and no fair using Google. Paging Freddie  :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2139 on: August 19, 2016, 08:16:16 AM »
#ironic
Exact opposite of ironic, actually.

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