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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3827276 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2260 on: August 25, 2016, 08:03:35 PM »


The big difference is the expression on JTZ's face and the body language while spitting out his drink
FTFY

 Really the difference is that Baruch is prepared to tolerate one and not the other. Nothing more or less.

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2261 on: August 25, 2016, 08:18:13 PM »
Trump should follow the Obama playbook.
Don't flipflop on your signature issues, just lie about them.

"If you like your health care plan, you'll be able to keep your health care plan"
"We agree on reforms that will finally reduce the costs of health care. Families will save on their premiums."
"My administration is committed to creating an unprecedented level of openness in government."
"If we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do.  I will get our troops home, we will end this war.  You can take that to the bank."

Trump is a real n00b.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2262 on: August 25, 2016, 08:19:56 PM »
I just spit out my drink this is so funny. This comes from the masters of it depends what the definition of is "is". Someone needs a reality check.
Bill = Shillary? Not fair. If so, Donald posed nude  ;D


(Hillary did act that way in her interview with Chris Wallace, I have to admit that)


(I hate having to defend that despicable woman, it's just Donald is that bad)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2263 on: August 25, 2016, 08:27:18 PM »
FTFY

 Really the difference is that Baruch is prepared to tolerate one and not the other. Nothing more or less.
How about @Matovu? How about the electorate?

Bottom line is you have to grant it to the left, they are generally much better at lying and twisting the truth while maintaining an appearance of righteousness.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2264 on: August 25, 2016, 08:28:39 PM »
(I hate having to defend that despicable woman, it's just Donald is that bad)
Then don't defend her and just focus on Trump.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2265 on: August 25, 2016, 08:30:15 PM »
Bill = Shillary? Not fair.
You are absolutely right, she's nowhere as talented as him in lying while appearing righteous. As a matter of fact I honestly think she's a very small liar. She has much worse things about her.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2266 on: August 25, 2016, 08:48:28 PM »
Then don't defend her and just focus on Trump.
The funny thing is I would have voted even for mentally ill Ben Carson over Hillary.

I'm so pissed at the Republican electorate for nominating this puke inducing baby.

(As a Jew I am happy that Hillary was selected over Bernie - who's a true anti semite. I am pissed of at the democrartic party for anointing this fraud as queen, and having no one to challenge her)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2267 on: August 25, 2016, 09:08:32 PM »


mentally ill Ben Carson

 puke inducing baby.

Bernie - who's a true anti semite.

But it's the trumpkins who are too low to speak too?

I despise both nominees as candidates, and I've said pretty harsh things about trump. But come on. Been Carson was a laughable candidate, but mentally ill? You can't expect people to take you seriously.

Bernie is an anti semite? Because of his stance on Israel?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2268 on: August 25, 2016, 11:34:49 PM »


Bernie is an anti semite? Because of his stance on Israel?
yes, I'd vote for Trump over that bastard.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2269 on: August 25, 2016, 11:44:16 PM »
yes
Ignorant, certainly. Anti semite? Hardly.

You don't have to be anti Semitic to take a stance that is popular the world over. I know it's an ill informed position based on anti Semitic influences which have created false perceptions and narratives. But it is the popular opinion, sadly.

If you have further evidence of anti semitism aside from adopting a popular opinion on a foreign state, please share.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2270 on: August 26, 2016, 02:56:42 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2271 on: August 26, 2016, 03:08:08 AM »
I hate having to defend that despicable woman, it's just Donald is that bad)

Isn't Donald better for Israel?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2272 on: August 26, 2016, 03:32:13 AM »
Isn't Donald better for Israel?
Why? If Netanyahu pisses him off once, Israel's screwed.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2273 on: August 26, 2016, 06:23:37 AM »
Why? If Netanyahu pisses him off once, Israel's screwed.
Then don't piss him off and you will be a friend forever. If one thing Trump understands better than HRC it is loyalty.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2275 on: August 26, 2016, 06:34:35 AM »
Only the best men! Sad!

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/steve-bannon-domestic-violence-case-police-report-227432
"She told him that maybe he should find another place to live, that she wanted a divorce. [REDACTED] said he laughed at her, and said he would never move out,” the report states.

Bannon had gone out to their car, followed by his then-wife, the report says. She then spat at him, and Bannon “reached up to her from the driver’s seat of his car and grabbed her left wrist. He pulled her down, as if he was trying to pull [her] into the car, over the door."

"[REDACTED] said Mr. Bannon grabbed at neck, also pulling her into the car. She said that she started to fight back striking at his face so he would let go of her. After a short period of time she was able to get away from him,” the report states.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2276 on: August 26, 2016, 06:38:41 AM »
Only the best men! Sad!

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/steve-bannon-domestic-violence-case-police-report-227432
Did you read the article or just the title?

Looks like overzealous police and DA. Based on HER account charges could have just as well been filed against her for domestic violence and battery.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2277 on: August 26, 2016, 06:40:02 AM »
Based on HER account charges could have just as well been filled against her for domestic violence and battery.
You should never hit/grab a women but you are spot on.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2278 on: August 26, 2016, 06:42:21 AM »
The Shillary surrogates are any different? If there's a real scandal that's Wikileaked do you think they'll care?

And the trump supporters think I'm more qualified to be president than Hillary, bc after all, Hillary used a private email server.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2279 on: August 26, 2016, 06:46:24 AM »
Did you read the article or just the title?

Looks like overzealous police and DA. Based on HER account charges could have just as well been filled against her for domestic violence and battery.

The difference is she isn't helping a national political campaign. So the fact that she may be abusive is irrelevant.