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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1517035 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2325 on: August 29, 2016, 10:52:06 PM »
He's actually a two year old
Life isn't about checking the boxes. Nobody cares.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2326 on: August 29, 2016, 10:55:41 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2327 on: August 29, 2016, 11:04:55 PM »
She should do a press conference. It's easy enough to claim she's totally healthy and a great opportunity to paint the right as conspiracy theorists.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2328 on: August 29, 2016, 11:31:06 PM »
She should do a press conference. It's easy enough to claim she's totally healthy and a great opportunity to paint the right as conspiracy theorists.
But it can't be more than 10 min long because then she's gonna need to rest

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2329 on: August 31, 2016, 03:39:54 PM »
Will Trump's numbers go up or down after meeting with the Mexican president?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2330 on: August 31, 2016, 03:47:16 PM »
Will Trump's numbers go up or down after meeting with the Mexican president?
What if they make a deal and the president agrees to build the wall?  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2331 on: August 31, 2016, 03:48:52 PM »
Will Trump's numbers go up or down after meeting with the Mexican president?
Much depends on what happens, but there is much more that can help Trump from this than hurt him.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2332 on: August 31, 2016, 03:54:38 PM »
Will Trump's numbers go up or down after meeting with the Mexican president?

What if they make a deal and the president agrees to build the wall?  :)
The entire thing is theatrics. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2333 on: August 31, 2016, 03:57:42 PM »
The entire thing is theatrics.
What if the president hates HRC? Just to mess with the election says he will help build and pay for the wall.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2334 on: August 31, 2016, 04:00:33 PM »
What if the president hates HRC? Just to mess with the election says he will help build and pay for the wall.
Definitely feasible, although they both know that Trump has no plans to actauly build a wall.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2335 on: August 31, 2016, 04:01:10 PM »
Will Trump's numbers go up or down after meeting with the Mexican president?
he is ahead in North Corina and narrowing the gap in other swing states at the moment he in the good direction

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2336 on: August 31, 2016, 04:03:15 PM »
The entire thing is theatrics. 
as are all elections. WHo puts on the better show?
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2337 on: August 31, 2016, 04:09:26 PM »
as are all elections. WHo puts on the better show?
True, this is probably one of trumps better moves. The media is up in arms about how  Trump has the audacity to visit.
 I would put my money on them not even talking about the wall or immigration at all.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2338 on: August 31, 2016, 04:11:23 PM »
True, this is probably one of trumps better moves. The media is up in arms about how  Trump has the audacity to visit.
 I would put my money on them not even talking about the wall or immigration at all.

Trump gains with out a single word being said. It would need to belly flop to hurt him. That is something he is capable of.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.