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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1517028 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2340 on: August 31, 2016, 09:21:45 PM »
Trump gains with out a single word being said. It would need to belly flop to hurt him. That is something he is capable of.
And he can't even help himself from lying about the first thing they discussed.
?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Truly a compulsive liar.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2341 on: August 31, 2016, 09:25:28 PM »
And he can't even help himself from lying about the first thing they discussed.
?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Truly a compulsive liar.

I'm gonna guess he says they discussed his taco bowl salad.
I'll click now to see if I am right.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2342 on: August 31, 2016, 10:15:22 PM »
Truly a compulsive liar.
So there we have it, a compulsive liar vs a congenital liar (for those with short memories see: http://spectator.org/63826_hillary-clinton-return-congenital-liar/)

Time to rename the thread.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2343 on: August 31, 2016, 10:16:51 PM »
So there we have it, a compulsive liar vs a congenital liar (for those with short memories see: http://spectator.org/63826_hillary-clinton-return-congenital-liar/)

Time to rename the thread.
The Pick Your Poisonous Liar Master Thread

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2344 on: August 31, 2016, 10:19:56 PM »
The Pick Your Poisonous Mix Master Thread
FTFY. That is not the only poisonous aspect of them.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2345 on: August 31, 2016, 10:47:43 PM »
And he can't even help himself from lying about the first thing they discussed.
?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Truly a compulsive liar.
If Trump left it at that then they did not really discuss it. I guess he could have had "Will too" "Will not" "too" "not"....... but if he chose to avoid it and just let  him say he won't pay then it was not really discussed.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2346 on: August 31, 2016, 10:56:54 PM »


One more for all the "conservative never trumpers"

Look who's talking

The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2347 on: August 31, 2016, 10:59:09 PM »
If Trump left it at that then they did not really discuss it. I guess he could have had "Will too" "Will not" "too" "not"....... but if he chose to avoid it and just let  him say he won't pay then it was not really discussed.
So if we meet and I start the conversation by saying that you owe me $100 and you ignore it and someone asks you afterward if the topic of the money that you owe me was discussed, you would say that it wasn't discussed because you didn't respond to me?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2348 on: August 31, 2016, 11:04:14 PM »
So if we meet and I start the conversation by saying that you owe me $100 and you ignore it and someone asks you afterward if the topic of the money that you owe me was discussed, you would say that it wasn't discussed because you didn't respond to me?

Child: I am not going to school tomorrow
Parent: changes subject

Did they discuss going to school tomorrow.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2349 on: August 31, 2016, 11:06:37 PM »
Child: I am not going to school tomorrow
Parent: changes subject

Did they discuss going to school tomorrow.
So this is a child-parent relationship  :o
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2350 on: August 31, 2016, 11:10:43 PM »
So this is a child-parent relationship  :o
I am sure Trump looks at it that way. In any negotiation when a side avoids the discussion even when the other brings it up it was not discussed. What does this have to do with a parent child relationship?

Buyer: I am deducting from the price because of the leaky roof
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did they discuss the leaky roof?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2351 on: August 31, 2016, 11:13:25 PM »
Buyer: I am deducting from the price because of the leaky roof
Seller: changes subject

did they discuss the leaky roof?
Of course.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2352 on: August 31, 2016, 11:18:34 PM »
The race is getting close, RCP has it at 4.6. Hillary is nuts if she thinks she can run out the clock.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2353 on: August 31, 2016, 11:20:14 PM »
Of course.
Any negotiator will tell you otherwise. Why does it change from a parent child relationship?
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2354 on: August 31, 2016, 11:20:53 PM »
Why? That's exactly all she needs to do. Just run out the clock.