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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1858573 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2355 on: August 31, 2016, 11:21:49 PM »
The race is getting closed RCP has it at 4.6. Hillary is nuts if she thinks she can run out the clock.
+1
What are your thoughts about Trump's visit and immigration speech?
Why? That's exactly all she needs to do. Just run out the clock.
That is true, but can she?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2356 on: August 31, 2016, 11:33:52 PM »

What are your thoughts about Trump's visit and immigration speech?
I think there's a chance he wins, if he can stick to issues, and avoid dumb blunders like with the Kahns.

His new campaign team is doing a phenomenal job.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2357 on: August 31, 2016, 11:35:08 PM »
I think there's a chance he wins, if he can stick to issues, and avoid dumb blunders like with the Kahns.
I think we can agree on all parts of that one. I think that without those types of blunders he can win "bigly" and Hillary has no chance. What are the odds of no such blunders?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2358 on: August 31, 2016, 11:42:39 PM »
What are the odds of no such blunders?
0%
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2359 on: August 31, 2016, 11:45:02 PM »
0%
These new campaign managers seem to have figured out how to shut him up.
But your probably right. Just, I'd put it at 5%

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2360 on: August 31, 2016, 11:47:24 PM »
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If the standard is Khan type I would put it higher than THAT but not if the standard is the non lie from today.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2361 on: September 01, 2016, 12:16:53 AM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2362 on: September 01, 2016, 12:57:45 AM »
And he can't even help himself from lying about the first thing they discussed.
?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Truly a compulsive liar.
But how do you know which one is lying?

I'd say Nieto is the more likely liar. He hosted Trump to improve his image among Mexicans, and what better way than to say he bullied the bully and told him there's no way in hell we're paying for your stupid wall.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2363 on: September 01, 2016, 01:07:36 AM »
Did Trump mock a disabled reporter?
http://www.anncoulter.com/
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2364 on: September 01, 2016, 01:07:56 AM »

But how do you know which one is lying?

I'd say Nieto is the more likely liar. He hosted Trump to improve his image among Mexicans, and what better way than to say he bullied the bully and told him there's no way in hell we're paying for your stupid wall.

And then I spat in his face! And I said, "Listen here, pinche cabron. There's no WAY my country is paying for your STINKING wall!" And then I give him a wet Willy and an Indian burn.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2365 on: September 01, 2016, 01:11:10 AM »
Why? That's exactly all she needs to do. Just run out the clock.

Not exactly, Trump can cover 4.4 points within the remaining time.
He's had 4+ points swings within 10 days (and so has Hillary.)
I think status quo benefits Trump more, *if* he can avoid more blunders I feel that he'll win over conservatives and eventually win the election. Obviously a big if as stated by others.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2366 on: September 01, 2016, 01:30:49 AM »
All of those in this thread who said Trump has no chance of winning and would lose in a landslide, now would be a great time to start "softening" your stance. Follow Baruch's lead.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2367 on: September 01, 2016, 04:05:18 AM »
All of those in this thread who said Trump has no chance of winning and would lose in a landslide, now would be a great time to start "softening" your stance. Follow Baruch's lead.

Do you have any idea where Romney was in RCP 4 years ago today?

Losing by 4.6 is not close...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2368 on: September 01, 2016, 11:29:40 AM »
Even Hillary says we should vote for Trump ;D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2369 on: September 01, 2016, 11:31:45 AM »
Why is it okay to attack the mothers of kids murdered by illegals but not those killed by police who are sometimes justified

http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/01/the-most-unhinged-liberal-reactions-to-trumps-immigration-speech/
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