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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768590 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2460 on: September 06, 2016, 12:11:50 PM »
It would be so much fun to watch  if she has a coughing fit during one of the debates.

I could see Trump taunting her: "Should we call an ambulance?"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2461 on: September 06, 2016, 01:02:17 PM »
I could see Trump taunting her: "Should we call an ambulance?"
ALOL

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2462 on: September 06, 2016, 01:11:28 PM »
Some great new polls..
The real significance is that now the RCP average is below the average MoE
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2463 on: September 06, 2016, 01:12:52 PM »
I could see Trump taunting her: "Should we call an ambulance?"
Lol. But Trump is so unpredictable that I can see him having a way better line than that. (Or just goof the opportunity big-time...)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2464 on: September 06, 2016, 01:46:01 PM »
The genius of Trump's taunts is that they are very simple. There's no nuance or double meaning. He also rarely uses sarcasm. In fact, the only time he claimed to use sarcasm was not sarcasm at all--when he called Obama the founder of ISIS and then refused to back down several times over a week or two period until finally he said it was sarcasm.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2465 on: September 06, 2016, 02:28:41 PM »
The genius of Trump's taunts is that they are very simple. There's no nuance or double meaning. He also rarely uses sarcasm. In fact, the only time he claimed to use sarcasm was not sarcasm at all--when he called Obama the founder of ISIS and then refused to back down several times over a week or two period until finally he said it was sarcasm.

Why is that not sarcasm?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2466 on: September 06, 2016, 02:31:15 PM »
Because the word sarcasm already has a meaning.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2467 on: September 06, 2016, 02:39:12 PM »


Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2468 on: September 06, 2016, 02:43:03 PM »
Because the word sarcasm already has a meaning.

Please expound. I genuinely don't follow what you're saying.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2469 on: September 06, 2016, 02:47:39 PM »
Please expound. I genuinely don't follow what you're saying.
That cannot have been sarcasm because that's NOT what sarcasm means. Sarcasm means something else. Hence:
Because the word sarcasm already has a meaning.
in a humorous tone.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2470 on: September 06, 2016, 03:10:18 PM »
This is the first of the Hillary Parkinsons conspiracy videos which I found to be slightly convincing



LOL

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2471 on: September 06, 2016, 03:44:02 PM »
This is the first of the Hillary Parkinsons conspiracy videos which I found to be slightly convincing


LOL

My thoughts: A. What are this guy's credentials? B. At least he's honest that he hates HRC's policies and views.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2472 on: September 06, 2016, 08:42:54 PM »
Aygart poll analysis:


Back in May  Trump briefly led in the RCP. His statements about Judge Curiel caused his numbers to fall off a cliff. After about a week his numbers started rising again until the RNC. During this time and including the spike post convention Hillary's numbers were mainly uncorrelated to Trump's. After the DNC where Hillary was somewht successful at demonizing Trump His numbers dropped to about where they were before the RNDwhile hers jumped to a level where Trump would need to chip at her numbers as much as he would need to raise his own. At this point there was much talk of his campaign imploding. At that period were Trumps "2nd amendment people" and "Founder of ISIS" speeches and he starts speaking off a teleprompter. With the calmer Trump his polls start rising, but hillary's stay about the same until his stagnate and her's spike again. At that point the AP releases its article about the Clinton Foundation and her numbers begin to really drop while he meets with the Mexican President  and hires new campaign managers. With him giving a much more presidential image coinciding with more attention to Hillary's corrupt appearances the race has gotten closer again. The real difference is how this time the tightening has as much or more to do with a drop in her numbers as a rise in his.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2473 on: September 06, 2016, 08:43:15 PM »
My thoughts: A. What are this guy's credentials? B. At least he's honest that he hates HRC's policies and views.
He claims to be a doctor.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2474 on: September 06, 2016, 08:44:06 PM »
Who is the heavy black guy helping hillary?
Why's the guy walking around with a flashlight in his hand
From this video it seems you are right. Notice that here he has a Sec Service style earpiece, but I don't think the ID he had on his neck was Secret Service. Whatever.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2475 on: September 06, 2016, 09:02:37 PM »
He claims to be a doctor.
Exactly my point. His word is only as good as the word he gives you...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2476 on: September 06, 2016, 09:06:18 PM »
Exactly my point. His word is only as good as the word he gives you...
Of course. Always take any of these YouTube guys with a nice mound of salt.
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