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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1495072 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2475 on: September 06, 2016, 09:02:37 PM »
He claims to be a doctor.
Exactly my point. His word is only as good as the word he gives you...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2476 on: September 06, 2016, 09:06:18 PM »
Exactly my point. His word is only as good as the word he gives you...
Of course. Always take any of these YouTube guys with a nice mound of salt.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2480 on: September 08, 2016, 10:51:30 AM »
The conspiracy sites are all busy saying that Hillary wore an earpiece during last nights forum. What do youthink?



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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2481 on: September 08, 2016, 10:55:10 AM »
The conspiracy sites are all busy saying that Hillary wore an earpiece during last nights forum. What do youthink?




I think that's ridiculous. That looks like her earring and the shadow behind her ear
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2482 on: September 08, 2016, 10:55:47 AM »
What do youthink?
She isn't that stupid.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2483 on: September 08, 2016, 10:59:36 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2485 on: September 08, 2016, 11:01:46 AM »
Isn't Trump supposed to be the angry and defensive one?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2486 on: September 08, 2016, 11:02:41 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2487 on: September 08, 2016, 11:03:38 AM »
Here's the article he's linking if it's gone to make room for the next conspiracy.
http://www.infowars.com/was-hillary-wearing-an-earpiece-during-last-nights-presidential-forum/
There are tons. All the right wing conspiracy sites are on this. Don't worry, soon you will see some guy claiming to be a Dr saying this is some device having to do with Parkinson's.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2488 on: September 08, 2016, 11:12:13 AM »
doesn't look like a conspiracy...

“NYPD sources involved with the NBC forum’s security detail confirm Clinton was wearing an ‘inductive earpiece,” the same technology employed by almost all lead Broadway actors to receive forgotten lines and stealth off-stage cues from directors. The flesh-colored earbud is easily concealed. There are no wires running directly to the ear like you see with the units employed by Secret Service protection detail personnel,” claimed the article.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2489 on: September 08, 2016, 11:17:00 AM »
doesn't look like a conspiracy...

“NYPD sources...
Anyone can claim sources.
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