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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1497618 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2655 on: September 11, 2016, 09:02:17 PM »
She's been waiting for this for decades. She would've had it 8 years ago if not for O.

Not waiting, working.... tirelessly.
And not decades... a whole lifetime.

But, yes. We essentially agree.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2656 on: September 11, 2016, 09:03:36 PM »
Hillary for all her negatives, is wicked smart. She also knows how to get under your skin.

She's gonna bait Trump thru all the debates to say something abhorrent.

Can Trump control himself?

The answer to this question, may decide who's the next prez.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2657 on: September 11, 2016, 09:12:49 PM »
The most shocking thing is that Trump hasn't said anything yet. I'm picturing him tied up kicking and screaming begging for a phone to tweet with, and his team showing him giant golden Trump signs to try calm him down.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2658 on: September 11, 2016, 09:14:00 PM »
Of course the Clintons are lying and covering up. That what they do for a living.

I'd rather have an unconscious Hillary in the white house, than a conscious Trump. Less damage.



The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2659 on: September 11, 2016, 09:14:58 PM »
Hillary for all her negatives, is wicked smart. She also knows how to get under your skin.

She's gonna bait Trump thru all the debates to say something abhorrent.

Can Trump control himself?

The answer to this question, may decide who's the next prez.
Trump has said abhorrent things many times and it hasn't stopped him yet.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2660 on: September 11, 2016, 09:15:41 PM »
Flashback



Latest Consiracy: Nurse taking pulse?
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2661 on: September 11, 2016, 09:16:05 PM »
Trump has said abhorrent things many times and it hasn't stopped him yet.
He still hasn't recovered fully from the Kahn saga

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2662 on: September 11, 2016, 09:17:03 PM »
The most shocking thing is that Trump hasn't said anything yet. I'm picturing him tied up kicking and screaming begging for a phone to tweet with, and his team showing him giant golden Trump signs to try calm him down.
ALOL

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2663 on: September 11, 2016, 09:17:13 PM »
Hillary for all her negatives, is wicked smart. She also knows how to get under your skin.

She's gonna bait Trump thru all the debates to say something abhorrent.

Can Trump control himself?

The answer to this question, may decide who's the next prez.
Hillary doesn't understand Trump enough to understand what gets under his skin. She believe all the stupidity said about him even more than you.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2664 on: September 11, 2016, 09:19:48 PM »
The most shocking thing is that Trump hasn't said anything yet. I'm picturing him tied up kicking and screaming begging for a phone to tweet with, and his team showing him giant golden Trump signs to try calm him down.
This has been Trump's modus operandi from the beginning. When the FBI report came out he didn't talk about that either. He just let everyone else talk on their own. This made it more credible in the public eye since they are expecting him to say these things about her. Once it is credible he goes and hits at it to keep it visible. Expect the same here.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2665 on: September 11, 2016, 09:20:47 PM »
Hillary doesn't understand Trump enough to understand what gets under his skin.

Brilliant. Mamash ge'onus! It's so true.

BTW there are plenty of guys who COULD get under Trump's skin very fast. Most of those guys aren't interested in politics though.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2666 on: September 11, 2016, 09:25:32 PM »
BTW there are plenty of guys who COULD get under Trump's skin very fast. Most of those guys aren't interested in politics though.
They're right here on DDF. :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2667 on: September 11, 2016, 09:26:37 PM »
Brilliant. Mamash ge'onus! It's so true.

BTW there are plenty of guys who COULD get under Trump's skin very fast. Most of those guys aren't interested in politics though.
It is so obvious. She has no clue how to prepare for a debate against him since she sees no rationale in anything he says or does. The post above about Trump not talking about this and the FBI presser are a prime example. The entire news media played right into his hands there giving all the arguments Trump "should have made" and were baffled why he did not. Meanwhile instead of the media defending her about the emails they were saying all the terrible things about her emails that Trump could have said but didn't. He is running circles around them.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2668 on: September 11, 2016, 09:27:03 PM »
They're right here on DDF. :)

Oh! You are so good!

There is so much brilliance tonight on DDF! I am amazed! I gotta sit down. Wait, I am sitting down. I gotta stand up.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2669 on: September 11, 2016, 09:27:22 PM »
They're right here on DDF. :)
neh. They don't understand him much more than her.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.