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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2740 on: September 12, 2016, 03:45:44 PM »
Quote from: aygart on September 12, 2016, 03:28:34 PM
"Her energy staggers me" -Tim Kaine

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He sounds like someone talking his sick grandmother. "When I spoke to her she was very responsive and in great spirits. She even told a joke."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2741 on: September 12, 2016, 03:47:41 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on September 12, 2016, 03:42:03 PM
Why is she suddenly toast? There have been tons of negative campaign ads. At the end of the day, she's running against Donald Trump. Against anyone else she should've been toast, but she's running against the one person that she possibly looks better than.

Quote from: Dan on September 12, 2016, 03:45:25 PM
If Hillary was running against anyone else she would be dead in the water.
If Trump was running against anyone else he would be dead in the water.

How crazy is that?
Amazing that you guys still don't comprehend that Trump supporters actually like Trump and think he would be a great president. He didn't get where is by accident.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2742 on: September 12, 2016, 03:49:56 PM »
Quote from: good sam on September 12, 2016, 03:47:41 PM
Amazing that you guys still don't comprehend that Trump supporters actually like Trump and think he would be a great president. He didn't get where is by accident.
Veggie lasagna Kasich or Rubio would be up 70-30 right now.
Your Gulash is under 50/50 against the worst D candidate in a generation.

He got where he is do a massive and fractured R nominee field. The problem is that so many Rs detest him that his ardent supporters aren't enough.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2743 on: September 12, 2016, 03:49:59 PM »
Quote from: good sam on September 12, 2016, 03:47:41 PM
Amazing that you guys still don't comprehend that Trump supporters actually like Trump and think he would be a great president. He didn't get where is by accident.
Yes, but his non supporters detest him. A campaign ad like this isn't suddenly converting too many people to be Trump supporters.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2744 on: September 12, 2016, 03:50:54 PM »
Quote from: good sam on September 12, 2016, 03:45:44 PM
He sounds like someone talking his sick grandmother. "When I spoke to her she was very responsive and in great spirits. She even told a joke."
;D ;D  never heard him talk. if you ask me i say he doesn't sound too smart in this speech...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2745 on: September 12, 2016, 03:53:02 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 12, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Veggie lasagna Kasich or Rubio would be up 70-30 right now.
Your Gulash is under 50/50 against the worst D candidate in a generation.

He got where he is do a massive and fractured R nominee field.

I don't know if I believe this.
Trump is able to get media attention (and therefore control the narrative) and get his message out 100x better than the rest of the R's.

Hillary vs any of them and I think they'd be toast.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2746 on: September 12, 2016, 03:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 12, 2016, 03:45:25 PM
If Hillary was running against anyone else she would be dead in the water.
If Trump was running against anyone else he would be dead in the water.

How crazy is that?

Except that he already ran against 16 formidable opponents other than Hillary.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2747 on: September 12, 2016, 03:56:15 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on September 12, 2016, 03:53:02 PM
I don't know if I believe this.
Trump is able to get media attention (and therefore control the narrative) and get his message out 100x better than the rest of the R's.

Hillary vs any of them and I think they'd be toast.
Even before Hillary began imploding she was losing to Kasich.
The Rs might not excited by Kasich or Rubio, but if you can get the Rs and Is you win.
Trump's problem is that he's fractured everyone. He has the the lowest R support ever and Is are split.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2748 on: September 12, 2016, 03:57:11 PM »
Quote from: aygart on September 12, 2016, 03:55:16 PM
Except that he already ran against 16 formidable opponents other than Hillary.
Exactly, 1 among 16. Fracture the establishment vote and win without a majority.
There's no way he would've won a 1:1 from the start.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2749 on: September 12, 2016, 04:01:05 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 12, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Veggie lasagna Kasich or Rubio would be up 70-30 right now.
Your Gulash is under 50/50 against the worst D candidate in a generation.

He got where he is do a massive and fractured R nominee field. The problem is that so many Rs detest him that his ardent supporters aren't enough.
As they proved with their formidable wins in primaries that just weren't enough........
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2750 on: September 12, 2016, 04:02:50 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 12, 2016, 03:57:11 PM
Exactly, 1 among 16. Fracture the establishment vote and win without a majority.
There's no way he would've won a 1:1 from the start.
Or to use Kasich parlance: there's no way Joseph would have been favorite if he only had one sibling.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2751 on: September 12, 2016, 04:06:36 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 12, 2016, 03:56:15 PM
Even before Hillary began imploding she was losing to Kasich.
The Rs might not excited by Kasich or Rubio, but if you can get the Rs and Is you win.
She was losing to the imaginary Kasich who was never the target of the Dem attacks.
Trivia: Did the last candidate to win the Rs and Is win?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2752 on: September 12, 2016, 04:07:52 PM »
Quote from: David Smith on September 12, 2016, 03:42:03 PM
Why is she suddenly toast? There have been tons of negative campaign ads. At the end of the day, she's running against Donald Trump. Against anyone else she should've been toast, but she's running against the one person that she possibly looks better than.
That is not an ad. It is from Mad Magazine
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2753 on: September 12, 2016, 04:08:32 PM »
This is the latest Trump ad. Don't want people to forget about the Deplorables.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2754 on: September 12, 2016, 04:20:14 PM »
yup mike pence is also bust with the deplorable s, looks like they try to keep it afloat,


what do you say to Trumps latest idea: No Moderators??
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2755 on: September 12, 2016, 04:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Shauly101 on September 12, 2016, 04:20:14 PM
what do you say to Trumps latest idea: No Moderators??
He would tear her apart.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2756 on: September 12, 2016, 04:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Dan on September 12, 2016, 03:49:56 PM
Veggie lasagna Kasich or Rubio would be up 70-30 right now.
Your Gulash is under 50/50 against the worst D candidate in a generation.

He got where he is do a massive and fractured R nominee field. The problem is that so many Rs detest him that his ardent supporters aren't enough.

Kasich belongs in a rubber room
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2757 on: September 12, 2016, 04:32:19 PM »
Quote from: hachover on September 12, 2016, 04:31:24 PM
Kasich belongs in a rubber room
And Trump doesn't?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2758 on: September 12, 2016, 04:34:29 PM »
Quote from: hachover on September 12, 2016, 04:31:24 PM
Kasich belongs in a rubber room
Who's Kasich?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2759 on: September 12, 2016, 04:40:55 PM »
MN judge ruled for RPM. Trump on ballot.
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