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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1537940 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2775 on: September 12, 2016, 11:24:40 PM »
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2776 on: September 13, 2016, 12:28:19 AM »
Wolf Blitzer: Would you call David Duke “deplorable”?

Pence: “I’m not in the name calling business…”

This is what happens when you join the Trump ticket.
Very dishonest of you to leave out the first part:

PENCE: "As I’ve told you the last time I was on, I'm not sure why the media keeps dropping David Duke's name. Donald Trump has denounced David Duke repeatedly. We don't want his support and we don't want the support of people who think like him."

BLITZER: "You called him a deplorable. You would call him a deplorable?"

PENCE: "No, I'm not in the name-calling business, Wolf, you know me better than that."
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2777 on: September 13, 2016, 12:29:29 AM »
Wow, that itself was deplorable.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2778 on: September 13, 2016, 12:29:50 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi
Yehuda57 needs to spew a certain amount of sarcasm in order to survive through the day.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2779 on: September 13, 2016, 12:39:04 AM »
Very dishonest of you to leave out the first part:

PENCE: "As I’ve told you the last time I was on, I'm not sure why the media keeps dropping David Duke's name. Donald Trump has denounced David Duke repeatedly. We don't want his support and we don't want the support of people who think like him."

BLITZER: "You called him a deplorable. You would call him a deplorable?"

PENCE: "No, I'm not in the name-calling business, Wolf, you know me better than that."
He acted like a natural Hillary supporter. What are you surprised? That's why they are all about.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2780 on: September 13, 2016, 12:51:50 AM »
Very dishonest of you to leave out the first part:
Wow, that itself was deplorable.
+1000
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2781 on: September 13, 2016, 12:53:42 AM »
Duke's whole career was and is based on anti-Semitism.
Now I am confused. I thought skinheads were anti-Semites and KKK was anti-black.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2782 on: September 13, 2016, 02:21:44 AM »
Now I am confused. I thought skinheads were anti-Semites and KKK was anti-black.
KKK never loved the Jews either,but usually they're hand were  full with the blAcks

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2783 on: September 13, 2016, 06:48:03 AM »
He acted like a natural Hillary supporter. What are you surprised? That's why they are all about.
What do you want from him? That is all the Times quoted?
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2784 on: September 13, 2016, 07:19:12 AM »
How hard is it to say "yes"?

Trumpkinism really robs a person of the ability to reason.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2785 on: September 13, 2016, 08:41:08 AM »
How hard is it to say "yes"?

Trumpkinism really robs a person of the ability to reason.
LOL you are making it as if you have shown an ounce of reason in this thread and you haven't.
The thing with the hamster is that running on the wheel is actually what it is trying to do.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2786 on: September 13, 2016, 09:13:47 AM »
How hard is it to say "yes"?

Trumpkinism really robs a person of the ability to reason.
You remind me of the people in '08 who said "You crazy people, how you voting for Muslim"....
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2787 on: September 13, 2016, 09:20:36 AM »
How hard is it to say "yes"?

Trumpkinism really robs a person of the ability to reason.
He said what he had to say and wasn't going to give in to Blitzer's shenanigans. Good for him!
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2788 on: September 13, 2016, 10:03:15 AM »
How hard is it to say "yes"?

Trumpkinism really robs a person of the ability to reason.
I think you're the only person in this thread who has shown the inability to reason. It's almost as though you work for the (H)illary campaign.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2789 on: September 13, 2016, 10:27:51 AM »
Duke's whole career was and is based on anti-Semitism.

A bit hyperbolic and inaccurate.  His career is based on hating blacks.  Anti-semitism is a side hobby.

KKK never loved the Jews either

This is more accurate.