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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1519442 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2820 on: September 13, 2016, 06:05:20 PM »
This one is about which candidate is worse.
Sad but true. Like arguing that Dahmer is better than Gacy.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2821 on: September 13, 2016, 06:06:31 PM »
Sad but true. Like arguing that Dahmer is better than Gacy.

Oy. That was rough.

No tears for the clown!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2822 on: September 13, 2016, 06:33:47 PM »
Then you're for sure on the wrong thread. This one is about which candidate is worse.

Well said.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2824 on: September 13, 2016, 08:01:04 PM »
Its mind boggling how the current admin can not stand the way Hillary is heading and how her polls are sinking. So again they made it clear in obvious, now they opened up an "investigation against the Trump Foundation" even though most of the claims that Trump has never given the money his fund said he did turned out not to be true.   The admin doesn't realize how fat up the people are...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2825 on: September 13, 2016, 08:11:15 PM »
The Left is in full-blown panic mode right now. There is nothing quite as entertaining as a panicking Liberal.

Hillary collapsed? What are you talking about? TRUMP is sick! Look -- He's all orange and stuff!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2826 on: September 13, 2016, 08:21:35 PM »
The Left is in full-blown panic mode right now. There is nothing quite as entertaining as a panicking Liberal.

Hillary collapsed? What are you talking about? TRUMP is sick! Look -- He's all orange and stuff!
We have on of these guys right around here  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2827 on: September 13, 2016, 08:33:12 PM »
Some of you need a reality check. Trump would get hammered if the election was today.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2828 on: September 13, 2016, 08:38:33 PM »
Some of you need a reality check. Trump would get hammered if the election was today.

HRC is up a meager 2.4 points based on polling averages but I suspect the election would be even closer if held today.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2829 on: September 13, 2016, 08:43:06 PM »
Some of you need a reality check. Trump would get hammered if the election was today.
This is part if the 2% where I disagree with you. Trump is in a very good position right now. I know it's hard to acknowledge but it's a fact.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2830 on: September 13, 2016, 11:02:47 PM »
HRC is up a meager 2.4 points based on polling averages but I suspect the election would be even closer if held today.
You need to look at the electoral tally. HRC is a 2-1 favorite.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2831 on: September 13, 2016, 11:04:11 PM »
This is part if the 2% where I disagree with you. Trump is in a very good position right now. I know it's hard to acknowledge but it's a fact.
I have no problem acknowledging anything. I would never vote for HRC but I don't let that cloud my judgement.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2832 on: September 14, 2016, 01:40:36 AM »
You need to look at the electoral tally. HRC is a 2-1 favorite.

Less than a month ago HRC had 272 favoring her, now it's down 63 to 209.
So 209-154 and that's not taking into account any of this weeks trend towards Trump.

Would probably be a lot closer than you think and definitely not a landslide even if the odds are in HRC's favor.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2833 on: September 14, 2016, 01:52:18 AM »
Point taken but the betting odds are about 2-1 down from 2 1/2 - 1.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #2834 on: September 14, 2016, 03:24:14 AM »
188 pages? What track do you want to get back on?
You need to change your settings. Only 57 pages here.
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