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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3851299 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3200 on: September 26, 2016, 10:26:33 PM »
Mr. Trump goes into an egomaniacal seizure. The only thing that will save his debate now is if he faints.
or she does  ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3201 on: September 26, 2016, 10:26:41 PM »
The mod is clearly gunning for trump.
Haven't heard one "hard" question directed at hrc

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3202 on: September 26, 2016, 10:27:36 PM »
The mod is clearly gunning for trump.
Haven't heard one "hard" question directed at hrc
He asked her about the emails.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3203 on: September 26, 2016, 10:29:14 PM »
He has to stop agreeing

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3204 on: September 26, 2016, 10:29:29 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3205 on: September 26, 2016, 10:29:38 PM »
@JakeTurx: Can we all agree that regardless of what happens in November no US president should have access to nuclear codes for the next 4 years?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3206 on: September 26, 2016, 10:29:46 PM »
He asked her about the emails.
After he brought it up

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3207 on: September 26, 2016, 10:30:26 PM »
He asked her about the emails.
Thats the only one.   Way more at trump.
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3208 on: September 26, 2016, 10:30:30 PM »
meh
+1

It only gained traction after Trump blew it up.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3209 on: September 26, 2016, 10:31:43 PM »
He asked her about the emails.
Yeah but only bec if he didn't the network would get in trouble. And NBC (MSNBC) doesn't wanna do anything that'll hurt their reputation. Especially since their last moderated  debate.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3210 on: September 26, 2016, 10:32:03 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3211 on: September 26, 2016, 10:33:24 PM »
Waiting for Trump to call the moderator "low energy"...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3212 on: September 26, 2016, 10:34:59 PM »
Why are they cheering for her?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3213 on: September 26, 2016, 10:35:07 PM »
She didn't collapse yet or have some sort of medical episode. If she keeps it up for 10 more minutes, she takes the night.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3214 on: September 26, 2016, 10:35:50 PM »
Hillary had great answer to not having presidential stamina
"Respect is earned, Honesty is appreciated, Trust is gained, Loyalty is returned"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3215 on: September 26, 2016, 10:37:41 PM »
Hillary had great answer to not having presidential stamina
She prepared

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3216 on: September 26, 2016, 10:38:14 PM »
Hillary had great answer to not having presidential stamina
Yea. The only greater thing than that was his reply!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3217 on: September 26, 2016, 10:39:22 PM »
Yea. The only greater thing than that was his reply!
hes didn't reply to her answer he just said that she didn't make good decisions
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3218 on: September 26, 2016, 10:40:17 PM »
Ok. I give it 50/50.

ETA: To explain, Trump gained nothing, Hillary lost nothing.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3219 on: September 26, 2016, 10:56:23 PM »
Ok. I give it 50/50.

ETA: To explain, Trump gained nothing, Hillary lost nothing.
Why didn't Hillary gain? She put on an excellent performance, didn't falter, and hit trump pretty hard.
Obviously if you don't like her policies you won't like her performance.
 She was all about maintaining her democrat voters which is all she needs to win.