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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3852117 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3480 on: September 29, 2016, 09:44:37 PM »
http://thejewishbuzz.com/2016/09/29/rumor-clinton-received-debate-questions-week-before-debate/  if this is true this is MAJOR
Yes, she got them via email beforehand. No proof however. It was deleted...!  :o

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3481 on: September 29, 2016, 10:58:20 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3482 on: September 30, 2016, 07:48:05 AM »
Check out Trump's tweets on Miss Piggy this morning.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3483 on: September 30, 2016, 07:53:30 AM »
I literally still have no clue who I'm voting for. But when you look at the way Trump acts and the things he says.. I just can't believe he's one of my options of who to vote for.
And yes I'm still seriously considering it.

What a crazy year.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3484 on: September 30, 2016, 09:07:14 AM »
Check out Trump's tweets on Miss Piggy this morning.

Unbelievable! Very believable with Trump. Can we really allow this kook to become president?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3485 on: September 30, 2016, 09:18:50 AM »
Unbelievable! Very believable with Trump. Can we really allow this kook to become president?
What's wrong with what he said?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3486 on: September 30, 2016, 09:19:33 AM »
What did he say this time?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3487 on: September 30, 2016, 09:26:43 AM »
What did he say this time?

I found a secret link to his twitter feed
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3488 on: September 30, 2016, 09:37:40 AM »
I found a secret link to his twitter feed
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump
How about a link to the sex tape?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3489 on: September 30, 2016, 09:48:46 AM »
How about a link to the sex tape?  :)
I found a secret link:
Google.com  ::)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3490 on: September 30, 2016, 10:11:34 AM »
Unbelievable! Very believable with Trump. Can we really allow this kook to become president?
Hillary using her for the debate? Very appropriate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3491 on: September 30, 2016, 10:17:31 AM »
I literally still have no clue who I'm voting for. But when you look at the way Trump acts and the things he says.. I just can't believe he's one of my options of who to vote for.
And yes I'm still seriously considering it.

What a crazy year.
When Hillary spoke about "miss piggy" on the debate it didn't bother you? I think that's worse then trump calling her like that 10 years ago. (I didn't see any proof that it's actually true).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3492 on: September 30, 2016, 10:20:17 AM »
What's wrong with what he said?
That it was said by Trump!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3493 on: September 30, 2016, 10:24:44 AM »
That it was said by Trump!
Lol, that's pretty much the only explanation I can see. Hilary never would of used her as her example of she'd know she was possibly an accomplice to murder, threatened to murder a judge, and other unsavory activities that's frowned upon in many societies.
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« Reply #3494 on: September 30, 2016, 10:40:54 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3495 on: September 30, 2016, 11:37:56 AM »
Lol, that's pretty much the only explanation I can see. Hilary never would of used her as her example of she'd know she was possibly an accomplice to murder, threatened to murder a judge, and other unsavory activities that's frowned upon in many societies.

I'm sure she would have picked a better example. But none of these issues actually change anything about the way Trump treated this person, it remains just as despicable no matter who she was
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3496 on: September 30, 2016, 11:47:33 AM »
I'm sure she would have picked a better example. But none of these issues actually change anything about the way Trump treated this person, it remains just as despicable no matter who she was
Really, you get upset if I call a murderer a pig? That's how many people will look at it.

I don't know about you but I don't have much respect for murderers or people that threaten murder. Character assassination absolutely works in this case. It goes against everything Hilary was trying to show.

She had one example of a average joe who she called out by name that trump was mean to, and it turns out that joe is a terrible person.
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« Reply #3497 on: September 30, 2016, 11:48:43 AM »
I'm sure she would have picked a better example. But none of these issues actually change anything about the way Trump treated this person, it remains just as despicable no matter who she was
If he treated her the way it is being depicted by the Clinton campaign. It is the word of one liar against another.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3498 on: September 30, 2016, 11:50:16 AM »
She had one example of a average joe who she called out by name that trump was mean to, and it turns out that joe is a terrible person.
So Trump was mean to her because she was a terrible person?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3499 on: September 30, 2016, 11:50:31 AM »
If he treated her the way it is being depicted by the Clinton campaign. It is the word of one liar against another.

Pretty indisputable that he called the whole media to watch her exercise in the gym and said "You can see she likes to eat".

Easy to believe he did call her Miss Piggy, based on his history of name calling women. And if he didn't.... it doesn't erase the rest of the history of how he treats women.
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