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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3867285 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3540 on: October 02, 2016, 12:03:12 AM »
White House corrects location of Jerusalem on day of Peres’ funeral

Which of the current candidates is more likely to continue this sort of policy?

 
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3541 on: October 02, 2016, 12:29:02 AM »
White House corrects location of Jerusalem on day of Peres’ funeral

Which of the current candidates is more likely to continue this sort of policy?

 
Clinton, duh.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3542 on: October 02, 2016, 12:39:47 AM »
Voters Don’t Trust Media Fact-Checking
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Most Republicans (79%) and voters not affiliated with either major political party (69%) believe the media skew the facts to help candidates they support, but only 40% of Democrats agree.
Do they trust the media because they are Dems or are they Dems because they trust the media?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3543 on: October 02, 2016, 12:41:21 AM »
  https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&ved=0ahUKEwjzo8X-_7rPAhXB2B4KHWt_DP8QqQIILTAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wsj.com%2Farticles%2Fthe-abstainers-1475256534&usg=AFQjCNE4JlYs039is5x2X83BpmdX7r7GTQ&sig2=Jlsvg9PHX4tQA2qAczQ6sg


Ask a Silly Question . . .
 “Is Your Dog’s Halloween Costume Sexist?” asks the headline of a Washington Post piece—not a satire, not even a bit of Style section fluff, but an article in the business section:
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The glass ceiling appears to be firmly in place at PetSmart, where career costumes labeled “male” include firefighter and police officer, while female dogs can choose between a pink cowgirl costume and pink loofah.
The piece quotes an expert who says: “The career options for women—and dogs—need to go beyond pink loofahs and pink cowgirls.” It also complains that “female” dog costumes are more expensive than “male” ones:
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At Party City, Supergirl and Wonder Woman doggie costumes were priced 30 percent higher than Superman costumes ($16.99 versus $12.99). Batgirl costumes, meanwhile, were selling for $19.99, a 33 percent premium on Batman’s $14.99 price tag.
So, just to review: The world is on fire, there are Halloween costumes for dogs, and a supposedly serious newspaper is asking if those costumes are sexist. If questions are that stupid, is it any wonder some people think Donald Trump is the answer?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3544 on: October 02, 2016, 06:11:03 AM »
Donald Trump:
I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided "spin" that followed. This despite the really bad microphone.

@realDonaldTrump Actually, you lost the debate because the mike was working properly.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3545 on: October 02, 2016, 10:53:03 AM »
Donald Trump:
I won the debate if you decide without watching the totally one-sided "spin" that followed. This despite the really bad microphone.

@realDonaldTrump Actually, you lost the debate because the mike was working properly.
ummmm the debate commission says it wasn't.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3546 on: October 02, 2016, 10:54:48 AM »
ummmm the debate commission says it wasn't.
+1. Crazy what they get away with
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3547 on: October 02, 2016, 01:27:42 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3548 on: October 02, 2016, 01:43:46 PM »
Trumps accountant (who found Trump deplorable) is a genius (or just a competent accountant). Not sure whether Trump has any clue about how his taxes were avoided, or what laws were utilized. Not sure he cares, either.
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3549 on: October 02, 2016, 02:10:26 PM »
The whole tax story (as heard in the headlines) is a non-issue, and can actually be used to Trump's advantage if explained properly, and accompanied by a simplified tax policy.

The loss can be explained in simple arithmetic terms, no major loophole here.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
-- Dan

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3550 on: October 02, 2016, 02:11:45 PM »
The whole tax story (as heard in the headlines) is a non-issue, and can actually be used to Trump's advantage if explained properly, and accompanied by a simplified tax policy.

The loss can be explained in simple arithmetic terms, no major loophole here.
he can actually use himself to show how the government is set up for the wealthy only

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3551 on: October 02, 2016, 05:17:25 PM »
Trumps accountant (who found Trump deplorable) is a genius (or just a competent accountant). Not sure whether Trump has any clue about how his taxes were avoided, or what laws were utilized. Not sure he cares, either.
He knows how to hire the right advisors
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3552 on: October 02, 2016, 05:27:12 PM »
I daresay that the average Monroe or Williamsburg family has more ingenious tax planning than DJT...
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
JTZ

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3553 on: October 02, 2016, 05:38:48 PM »
I daresay that the average Monroe or Williamsburg family has more ingenious tax planning than DJT...
Except that trumps got through an audit
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3554 on: October 04, 2016, 10:41:18 PM »
Anybody watched vp debate?   Pence is such a classy guy.  Was very impressed
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3555 on: October 04, 2016, 10:46:52 PM »
Anybody watched vp debate?   Pence is such a classy guy.  Was very impressed
The few snippets that I watched, Pence seemed classy and gentleman like, while Kaine was an unrelenting attack dog. Unfortunately moderator seems to tilt towards Kaine, allowing him to get away with all his interruptions, and almost siding with him.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3556 on: October 04, 2016, 10:50:30 PM »
The few snippets that I watched, Pence seemed classy and gentleman like, while Kaine was an unrelenting attack dog. Unfortunately moderator seems to tilt towards Kaine, allowing him to get away with all his interruptions, and almost siding with him.
+1. I also think that since ppl aren't happy with any candidate,  this will have an affect on the polls. Vs any other vp debate is practically irrelevant
#TYH

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3557 on: October 04, 2016, 10:56:26 PM »
"You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy," was the greatest, most famous line ever said at a VP debate.

And the guy who said it lost. So there you go. VP debates are generally irrelevant. Although in a year like this, yep, you are right.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3558 on: October 04, 2016, 10:57:27 PM »
The idea of a debate sitting around a table rather than standing looks extremely odd to me.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3559 on: October 04, 2016, 10:58:28 PM »
The idea of a debate sitting around a table rather than standing looks extremely odd to me.

What if there would be a bottle of mashke on the table?