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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3859904 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3720 on: October 09, 2016, 12:06:51 PM »
He must still think he has a shot of winning otherwise why not step down on your own terms instead of losing by a landslide.
He's delusional.
He also thinks he's worth $10BB, that he created his own wealth, and that he is the best business manager of all time.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3721 on: October 09, 2016, 12:06:59 PM »



#ImWithMickey
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3722 on: October 09, 2016, 12:09:48 PM »
Who's mickey?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3723 on: October 09, 2016, 12:12:05 PM »
Who's mickey?
My write in candidate. More qualified that Clinton, Trump, and Johnson combined.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3724 on: October 09, 2016, 12:13:54 PM »
Lots of crude language (though we're all desensitized towards that this election cycle), but SNL nailed it last night:


#ImWithMickey
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3725 on: October 09, 2016, 12:15:02 PM »
My write in candidate. More qualified that Clinton, Trump, and Johnson combined.

Disney is pretty  corrupt also. Why don't you st least put in hometown favorite  Hobbes?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3726 on: October 09, 2016, 12:15:25 PM »
Right, because Dan totally looks like he's 35...
Maybe they can count miles flown instead of years lived....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3727 on: October 09, 2016, 12:16:25 PM »
Disney is pretty  corrupt also. Why don't you st least put in hometown  favorite  Hobbes?
Too much dirt on Calvin or Hobbes :D
But maybe I'll vote for my other hometown creation, Superman.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3728 on: October 09, 2016, 12:17:25 PM »
Too much dirt on Calvin or Hobbes :D
But maybe I'll vote for my other hometown creation, Superman.
Hobbes is pence to Calvin's trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3729 on: October 09, 2016, 12:22:09 PM »
My write in candidate. More qualified that Clinton, Trump, and Johnson combined.

Well,  you have to be realistic either trump or Clinton will be our next president,  would you rather pick Clinton?  Ummm.... Really?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3730 on: October 09, 2016, 12:24:05 PM »



#ImWithMickey
Instead they should defend Hillary?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3731 on: October 09, 2016, 12:26:14 PM »
Instead they should defend Hillary?
Well,  you have to be realistic either trump or Clinton will be our next president,  would you rather pick Clinton?  Ummm.... Really?
I'm tired of this binary nonsense. Who would you vote for Hitler or Haman? Mussolini or Chavez? Castro or Carter?

I've resigned myself to the fact that we're going to have an awful president for at least the next 4 years. There's nothing I can do to change that. Quite frankly, I'm not smart enough to know which will be worse for this country.

But when my son asks me one day if I voted for Trump or Clinton, how will I justify my action? They're both pigs, neither are worthy of my vote just because they're not the other person.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3732 on: October 09, 2016, 12:28:29 PM »
I'm tired of this binary nonsense. Who would you vote for Hitler or Haman? Mussolini or Chavez? Castro or Carter?

I've resigned myself to the fact that we're going to have an awful president for at least the next 4 years. There's nothing I can do to change that. Quite frankly, I'm not smart enough to know which will be worse for this country.

But when my son asks me one day if I voted for Trump or Clinton, how will I justify my action? They're both pigs, neither are worthy of my vote just because they're not the other person.
If I point a gun to your head unless you vote for someone whom  would you vote for?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3733 on: October 09, 2016, 12:30:10 PM »
If I point a gun to your head unless you vote for someone whom  would you vote for?
I'd say Gd bless America where I can choose not to choose.
I'm not saying this is my final answer, I'll watch the next 2 debates and make up my mind.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3734 on: October 09, 2016, 12:30:32 PM »
If I point a gun to your head unless you vote for someone whom  would you vote for?
#ImWithMickey

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3735 on: October 09, 2016, 12:32:14 PM »
I'd say Gd bless America where I can choose not to choose.
I'm not saying this is my final answer, I'll watch the next 2 debates and make up my mind.
after everything  you posted in this thread I'm surprised  you still need to see the debates .

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3736 on: October 09, 2016, 12:33:21 PM »
I'm tired of this binary nonsense. Who would you vote for Hitler or Haman? Mussolini or Chavez? Castro or Carter?

I've resigned myself to the fact that we're going to have an awful president for at least the next 4 years. There's nothing I can do to change that.

But when my son asks me one day if I voted for Trump or Clinton, how will I justify my action? They're both pigs, neither are worthy of my vote just because they're not the other person.
No worse than the Rebbes who supported the Czar over Napoleon. THat didn't mean that the Czar was a tzaddik at all only that he felt the Czar would be better than Napoleon. The facts are that this is a choice between two horrible options for president. The best option IMHO is to have a crazy guy who will have no support from congress, thr Judiciary, or the bureaucracy over the one who will be backed by all those to continue her corruption and undermine everything we hold dear.You are no better off being unable to answer why you didn't do what you could to stop her.You may have to answer to your child why you did nothing to prevent her from ............
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3737 on: October 09, 2016, 12:35:00 PM »
after everything  you posted in this thread I'm surprised  you still need to see the debates .
I recoiled at Hillary's acceptance speech. But Trump continues to prove that he is unfit to lead this country.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3738 on: October 09, 2016, 12:35:32 PM »


I'm not saying this is my final answer, I'll watch the next 2 debates and make up my mind.
Enough of this coy nonsense. You and Paul Ryan. We know you'll both end up voting for Trump in the end.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3739 on: October 09, 2016, 12:37:15 PM »
No worse than the Rebbes who supported the Czar over Napoleon. THat didn't mean that the Czar was a tzaddik at all only that he felt the Czar would be better than Napoleon. The facts are that this is a choice between two horrible options for president. The best option IMHO is to have a crazy guy who will have no support from congress, thr Judiciary, or the bureaucracy over the one who will be backed by all those to continue her corruption and undermine everything we hold dear.You are no better off being unable to answer why you didn't do what you could to stop her.You may have to answer to your child why you did nothing to prevent her from ............
Uber ich bin nisht a Rebbe.
And most of frum Judaism was pro-Napoleon.
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