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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1794911 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3900 on: October 10, 2016, 07:53:00 AM »
We know they both lie a ton.  I don't believe him when he claimed that all of his locker room talk is just talk and when asked point blank he said no I never did any of that.

And he was outright lying, see the CNN tapes.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3901 on: October 10, 2016, 08:06:22 AM »
And Clinton won both scientific polls on who won the debate. YouGov by a little, CNN by a mile.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3902 on: October 10, 2016, 08:16:23 AM »
We know they both lie a ton.  I don't believe him when he claimed that all of his locker room talk is just talk and when asked point blank he said no I never did any of that.

But how does Hillary have the chutzpa to keep up on claiming she is following Michelle O and even when they go low we go high.  Cmon!  Who you kidding?
And right after she attacked trump for being a racist and sexist

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3903 on: October 10, 2016, 08:17:13 AM »
And Clinton won both scientific polls on who won the debate. YouGov by a little, CNN by a mile.
What's scientific about them?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3904 on: October 10, 2016, 08:27:24 AM »
What's scientific about them?

That they're not actual

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3905 on: October 10, 2016, 08:53:06 AM »
Ah, now Trumpkins are against scientific polls as well. Good to know how far you've gone off the deep end.

I apologize. All polls are skewed. Trump is leading by 35 points nationally. He's winning everywhere, even Manhattan. Don't believe the naysayers!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3906 on: October 10, 2016, 08:57:58 AM »
Ah, now Trumpkins are against scientific polls as well. Good to know how far you've gone off the deep end.

I apologize. All polls are skewed. Trump is leading by 35 points nationally. He's winning everywhere, even Manhattan. Don't believe the naysayers!
Also from the same CNN poll "63 percent overall thought that the Republican nominee surpassed their expectations for him"

Since when do Hilary fans follow online polls? Did you mention the results of the first debate polls? Like this http://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/26/vote-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate.html etc.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3907 on: October 10, 2016, 09:00:23 AM »
And Clinton won both scientific polls on who won the debate. YouGov by a little, CNN by a mile.
As she won the CNN focus group as well
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3908 on: October 10, 2016, 09:05:34 AM »
Also from the same CNN poll "63 percent overall thought that the Republican nominee surpassed their expectations for him"

Since when do Hilary fans follow online polls? Did you mention the results of the first debate polls? Like this http://www.cnbc.com/2016/09/26/vote-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate.html etc.

None of these were self-selecting online polls. You people really don't know the difference between regular polls and these polls???   :o :o :o

And of course, you can exceed rock bottom expectations by speaking in whole sentences this time, while still losing the debate.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3909 on: October 10, 2016, 09:05:55 AM »
"We need to make a no fly zone over Syria"...SWAT

She probably didn't feel it from the Botox.

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3910 on: October 10, 2016, 09:08:35 AM »

I apologize. All polls are skewed. Trump is leading by 35 points nationally. He's winning everywhere, even Manhattan. Don't believe the naysayers!
You're right
The problem is that DJT has pointed out the election is rigged so this may not be enough :P

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3911 on: October 10, 2016, 09:14:43 AM »
From the nyt home page today:
Mr. Trump Goes Low
By THE EDITORIAL BOARD
Sniffing and glowering, Donald Trump prowled behind Hillary Clinton. Once again, she was the only adult on the stage.
KEVIN BAKER


Trump’s Second Debate, in Brief
He just lies. Relentlessly

WILL WILKINSON
‘Because You’d Be in Jail’
That's dictator talk.

And my favorite
Moderators steered the debate with sharp questions

You think they have any bias?




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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3912 on: October 10, 2016, 09:19:22 AM »
Ah, now Trumpkins are against scientific polls as well. Good to know how far you've gone off the deep end.

There's somehow a difference between scientific polls and CNN's scientific polls

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3913 on: October 10, 2016, 09:19:29 AM »
its not Bias its being on DNC payroll its doing their job

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #3914 on: October 10, 2016, 09:24:17 AM »
bias much?
I hate the fact that she and the media make me root for him